CHAPTER 3: Weird Shopping Experiences

"Tohru! Do you need to go to the store?"

"Yes, Kagura. I need to pick up some cream for strawberries, milk for -"

"Kyo...(sigh)...(flower petals in background)...(reality)."

"Uh, yes, and I hear that they now have watermelons!"

"Mmmmm...Yummy!"

Tohru was planning on having a big dinner for the entire Juunishi (exception: Akito) this evening.

"Yuki!" Tohru called from the kitchen.

"Yes, Ms. Honda?" He replied from the living room.

"We are going to the store now. Would you like to come?"

"Sure. That sounds fun."

"Ok!"

And with that they made their way to the grocery store.

Upon arrival Yuki announces,

"Honda-san, I will go get the cream for strawberries-"

"No,no, don't go to any trouble!"

"No, it isn't any trouble. That's why I came. I also have some other things to pick up." He said with a mysterious smile.

(No, you fan girls cannot imagine what he is thinking. You guys have dirty minds.)

Fan Girls: Awwwwwww...

"Um,alright. If you're sure."

She and Kagura had to ask for directions to the produce section of the store.After some time went by, Tohru found it by tripping on a stray carrot.

"Daijoubo?" the carrot asked sweetly.

"Hai..." She replied, then she realized...

"A talking CARROT!"

Everyone stared at her.

"Shhh..." Said the carrot sweetly.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Carrot." She whispered to the orangeness at her feet.

"Good-bye." It squeaked then exploded showering the area with orange goo.

"That was just weird."

"Rin? How did you get here?"

"I shop here...This is a grocery store right?" She wondered worriedly if Haru's bad sense of direction was rubbing off on her.

(SEE HARU! THAT'S WHY RIN DOESN'T LIKE YOU! DON'T WORRY! THE USHI CLUB WILL FOREVER BE BY YOUR SIDE!)

(Who are you?)

(UMMM...dun,dun,dun I'M Crash Bandicoot!)

Crash Bandicoot Fans Girls: Woohoo! Go Crash!

Crash Fan Boys: Where's Cocoa?

(That's not the point! breathes heavily because like Akito I get very tired and ill You imbesciles! begins throwing favorite flowered vases at the people who she just named)

(Hi. My NaMe Is KiTa AnD i WiLl Be FiLlInG iN fOr NeZuMi SiNcE sHe HaS bEeN sEnT tO aN aSyLuM bEcAuSe ShE iS nOt BeInG nIcE. bOw To Me!)

"Yep!" Tohru cried happily since she didn't, "Kagura,let's start looking for a watermelon!"

Rin, somewhat relieved, left the store because she has get ready for the dinner.

"How do you find a good one?"

"Well, my mom always told me to knock on one and if it sounds good, get it!"

Tohru begins knocking lightly on every melon.

Kagura looked at a rather large watermelon, sizing it up.

Hm...this shouldn't be too hard.

"Ok, Mr.Melon, are you good or not?"

Kagura began knocking...

SQUISHHH!SPLATTTT!

"ALRIGHT, MR. WISE-MELON, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!"

Kagura began smashing melons right and left. Leaving the remnents of casualties she destroyed behind.

"No, Kagura, don't do it!I know it hurts,but we have to stay together!" Tohru grabbed her friend's hands to keep her from destroying the green barrels.

"Ok..."

"Besides, I already found a good one!"

Yuki walked up to them, "What's with all the red?Did someone get hurt?Are you hurt,Ms. Honda!"

"We're all fine here, Sohma-kun!Did you find some cream?"

"Hai, the strawberries will be very good with it."

Unknowingly, Yuki chose strawberry flavored cream.

They made their purchases and headed back to the house to prepare the feast.

In the kitchen:

Tohru is cleaning potatoes at the sink, Kagura is cubing beef ("Die,beef,die!") and Yuki is setting the table.

"Ahhhhhh...that feels good."

"I'm glad you like i-" Again Tohru is slow to realize, "WHAT! A TALKING POTATO!FIRST A CARROT NOW THIS!"

"Eat me!" It squeaked.

"Tohru? What's wrong?"Kagura asked concernedly.

"It talked!"

"Nonsense. Vegetables don't tal-"

"Feed me, I'm hungry." cried the stew pot.

(hahahaha...I love Little Shop Of Horrors. Scary.)

(Oh, they let me out of the asylum. Just in case you're wondering.)

"AHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

They scream and begin feeding the pot the potatoes, carrots, green beans, and everything you like in stew.

After awhile the pot calms down.

"Tooohruuuuuuuuu!"

Momiji (skipped,ran,hopped,jumped,wormed, imagination people!) into the kitchen and hugged Tohru and then poofed into a rabbit.

"Hey! We could have rabbit stew!" Kagura cried with an evil demonic laugh.

(And Momiji left the room because he cannot die now because adorable,little,fluffy bunnies who sing songs in Japanese and German rock!And because I do not have an evil mind. Actually I do,but is this story for the kids or what?)

"Shut up will ya!"

(I'm sorry but, I am writing the story and commentating,so I can -)

(Nararrating Author gets thrown into a Galaxy Far, Far Away because I like Star Wars and because Kyo threw me there.)

(Meanwhile,)

"Kyo-kun, hello!" Calls Tohru brightly.

"YEAH? WHAT!...anou...I meant..."

"Don't worry, I understand."

Kyo smiles and all is well. Except for...

"Why don't you ever smile at me, KYO!"

"NANI!"

"WHY!"

"I do."

"...What?..."

"I. D-O. I do."

"I knew you loved me!"

"WHAT!"

Tohru smiles absently and Yuki enters the room and they begin setting the table.

(Wait! He already set the table! What's up with that! Ah...He's re-setting it.)

"Oh, Yuki-kun? You had something to pick up at the store? What was it?"

"Oh...that...well... It's in this box." He said wistfully and handed her a small silver box.

"It's for you,Honda-san."

"Oh, arigato! But,youreallyshouldn'thaveImeanI reallydon'tdeserveitandyou'vespenttoomuchonmeasitisandSohma-ku-"

"Please...it's Yuki."

"Anou...hai...Arigato!"

She bows and opens it and sees a beautifully pink ribbonwith red strawberries folded carefully inside.

"Arigato."

Forgetting about the curse, Tohru hugs Yuki...Yuki also forgets and Shigure walks in and begins chuckling and saying he never knew Tohru could be like 'this' or 'that' and really he is perverted.

(My favorite word: and)

POOF!

Yuki runs to his room and there he changes and gets dressed.

Haru, Momiji,Ayame, and Hatori arrive and they all sit to enjoy the wonderful meal Tohru has made.

And this is the end of our long story about strange shopping experiences.

THE END

COMMENTARY:

Nezumi: Yo, we finally finished. Sooo long since I've last slept. Food, food, can't wait to eat. Haven't left since we first started this chapter. Sleep...

: ...not really...right? yaaaawwnnn! MAN! I'm just WIDE AWAKE aren't I :)

Nezumi: I forgot. I left Ritsu,Hiro,Kisa,Kureno, and Rin out of the story. So SORRY!They WERE there though.