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CHAPTER 6: All In The Anime
NOTE: This is what would happen if all these animated peeps would try to play telephone.
Tohru: Where are you going?(Lost!)
Kiba: To Paradise.
Tsumei: I'm really getting sick of hearing that word.
Kyo: I'm really getting sick of you.
Yuki: I can't even stand to look at you...
Kagura: Kyo...My love...!
Yuki Fan Girls: Yuki!
Edd: It's a lymphacite, a lymphacite, a lymphacite-o-cite!
Spike: More noodles,huh?
Faye: More carbs.
Mai: Hey! Joey!
Joey: Mai! It's you!
Yugi: Huh?
Tristan: Serenity,here's my numbe-
Duke: Serenity! Hey, baby! What's hapenin'? Here's my number.
Joey: Wha!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: They love her, Kenshin.
Megumi: Just like I love Ken-san.Let's go have some fun! drags samurai like a leashed dog
Kaoru: Vixen! hits her on head, but misses and hits Tsukasa
Tsukasa: Where am I?
Mimiru: Hi! I'm Mimiru!
Bear: Should we turn him in?
Subaru: Tsukasa, don't worry.
BT: I hate lettuce.
Lupin: I love MONEY!
Vash: I like donuts.
Alucard: You'll drink it sooner or later, Police Girl.
Police Girl: Uh-huh.
Integra: It's 'Sir' to you! Gimme' another cigar!
Dark: Can I smoke too?
With: Kyuuuuu!
Daisuke: No! You're using my body remember!
Riku: Daisuke!
Dark: Riku...
Risa: Dark...
Daisuke: Risa! runs away
Syaoran: ...don't you worry, Sakura...I'll save you...
Sakura: Who are you, again?
Evil Malik: Pharoh!
Yami Yugi: Mare-ek!
Tristan: That's just weird...
(That's not what I meant!)
Tea: I wonder if he likes me...
Ms. Tae: Sano, you better pay the bill!
Sano: Didn't she tell you? She's paying. points to random person
Saito: You will be the one to die.
Battousai: Same to you.
Kaoru: No!
Tohru: I know it hurts, but we have to stay together!
Yahiko: She's good.
Tohru: Thanks, Dr. Phil really knows his stuff.
Kenshin: Oro?
Ash: Gotta' catch 'em all!
Misty: If ANYthing happens to Togepei, I don't know what I'd do...
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation .
James: To unite all people with in our nation.
Jesse: To denounce the evils-...
Meowth: Meow! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Kyo: Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...(REPEAT)...
Ayame and Shigure: Where's our cameras!
Tohru: Kyo, I didn't know you sang.
Kagura: I bet he wrote that just for me.
Kai: LET IT RIP!
Everyone sweatdrops.
Hilary: Ewww... pinches nose
Momiji: I'm HYPER!
Rei: No! I lost you again!My beyblade...buddy...friend...
Shigure: High-school girls! High-school girls! All for me!
Battousai: You shall pay for the stealing of inocent beauties. attempts to hit Shigure
Kaoru: Kenshin! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'INOCENT BEAUTIES'? glomps Kenshin and he turns back to rurouni
Kenshin: Oro?
John: Let's sort socks!
(WHA! What are you doing here? You're not anime!)
Garfield: Yeah, get outta here, John.
Odie: Whimper...
( throws the three anime wanna-be's into outer space.)
Jing: Say No To Stealing.
Kir: whispersYeah right...
Chesa: Come! Let me pet you.
Tsumei: In your wildest dreams...
Kiba: Stop! She's the reason for something!
Toboe:
Higei:
Kenshin: Oro?
Higei: Let me give you pink shoes!
Kenshin: It would sooo not clash with my outfit! Thanks!
Yuki: I don't even want to know...
Kyo: What was that, ya rat!
Gecko: Hallo! Did you know that by switching to Geico you could save 15 or more on car insurance? starts doing robot
(author throws robot-dancing gecko in outer space with Garfield characters and other anime wanna-be's)
Haru: Moooron...
Ayame: Uncle Ken! Uncle Ken!
Ayame: My dear samurai, the outfit of your friend here points to Kaoru lacks certain beep.
Mine: Yes, it does! Now let's get you changed!
Kaoru: WHAT is wrong with my style of clothing!
Ayame: My dear... pauses dramatically ...I'm sorry to say...pauses dramatically AGAIN...you have no style...
Pegasus: Yugi-boy! notices no Yami Where's that Pharoh!
Yugi: Dude, he means you...
Yami Yugi: Oh, right...lil' Yugi changes into Yami What do you want, PSYCHO!
Tea: It's you! YUGI!
Yami Yugi:
Momiji: Hey! I'm hungry! Let's go to Chinese!
Tohru: Great idea!
Kyo: ARE YOU KIDDING! THEY PROBABLY HAVE LEEKS ON ALL THE WALLS!
Yuki: I don't care. Whatever Honda-san likes is fine with me.
Shigure: Aya! Let's go eat!
Ayame: Hooter's!
Everyone sweatdrops. Again.
Kenshin: I would be fine with anything, that I would.
Sano: Western food! Pizza!
Yahiko: THAT'S ITALIAN YOU IDIOT!
Tsukasa: What's food?
Chesa: This one basks!
Everyone sweatdrops. Again. For the third time.
Toboe: A girl fed me once...she was nice.
Kyo: You mean...you ate...you're a cannibal...?
Higei: FOOD! bites into a rock Ow...
Tsumei: You disgust me...
Kiba: How about Paradise?
Syaoran: I'll give up my meal for Sakura...
Vash: Krispy Kreme!
Alucard: Red Cross?
Police Girl: Yeah- uuh...no...McDonald's!
Integra: I will never go there again...
Haru: I think everyone has sworn that before...
Tohru: It's settled then!
Everyone looks at her and sweatdrops.
Tohru: You're all coming to the Sohma house!
Shigure : Are you sure...?
Akito has slipped in the scene without notice.
Akito: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME! ALWAYS! ALWAYS DISOBEYING WHEN I'M NOT AROUND! I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SOHMA'S!
Alucard: Can you handle it, Police Girl?
Police Girl: Integra?
Integra: shrugs then looks at family, no one sticking a neck out for him Go ahead.
Police Girl: loads gun
BOOM!
Akito is...
TRANSFORMED!
(dun,dun,dun...)
Tohru: Let's go eat!
Everyone: YAY!
THE END
COMMENTARY:
Nezumi: I was REALLY bored. REALLY. My life hasn't had any excitement for awhile.
Sis. --: I still think Akito should've been turned into a fuzzy-little-duck...fuzzy-little-yellow-duck...cute-fuzzy-little-yellow-duck... ( back to reality )Waaiiiiittt...fish...raw and wriiiiigg'ling!
Nezumi: Okay...Thanks! R & R!