HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 2
Harry arrived at the Leaky Caldron in time to meet the Weasleys arriving.
"Harry!" Ron said.
"Ron!" Harry said.
"Harry!" Mrs. Weasley said.
"Mrs. Weasley!" Harry said.
"Harry Potter," Mr. Weasly said.
"How do you do?" Harry asked.
"Harry!" the twins called in unison.
"Hello," Harry replied.
"Hi, Harry," Ginny said in a shy voice.
"Why, Hello," Harry said.
"Do you have all of your stuff, Harry?" Mrs. Weasley, the kind soul that she was, asked.
"Yes," Harry said. Ron and Harry embraced.
"Why did you stop writing?" Ron asked Harry.
"Vernon said that if I did, he would lock me in the broom closet with a naked man. I'm sorry," he replied.
"Bloody hell, that guy's evil," Ron said. Harry nodded. They all went inside and met Hermoine.
"Harry!" Hermione said to Harry. "It's so wonderful to see you! Did I tell you? This boy from my neighborhood named Hayden Christiansan asked me out!"
"The first thing she said to me, too," Ron mumbled to Harry.
"Great!" Harry replied enthusiastically.
"LET'S GO TO HOGWARTS!" the twins yelled.
"Alrighty then!" Ron yelled back. They all got on the train and said goodbye to the parents and random people that they were leaving behind.
"Lets take this one," Hermoine said to the boys.
"Dad's got me a new rat," Ron said.
"Let's see 'im" Ron took out a rat that looked almost too familiar to Harry.
"My god!" he said. "It looks quite like McGonagall!" They all looked closely at the rat.
"You're right!" Hermione said. All of a sudden, the rat that Ron had named Izzy turned into a boy.
"Hello!" the boy said.
"Not again!" Ron said.
"I'm Izzy!" the boy who was now identified as Izzy said.
"Cool" the three said in unison.
"I'm your 'pet', I guess," Izzy said to Ron sadly.
"You're a boy, not my pet," Ron said. "I have another rat here that was tested for this crap," He took out a large rat that had grey spots.
"We've arrived!" someone called from another car. The ride had gone quickly.