HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 3
"Loser," Malfoy said as he pushed past Harry in the Great Hall.
"Biotch!" Harry yelled after him. Malfoy looked at him.
"You really couldn't get any more weird," He walked over to his table where there sat a new girl that no one had ever seen before. All the boys thought she was hot, though.
"Who are you?" Malfoy asked the girl.
"My name's Morgan," the girl said. A boy whistled at her and she shot him a look. "Oh, I'm sorry," she said to Malfoy who was obviously hitting on her. "I'm interested in another boy," She quickly glanced at a new boy in Hufflepuff. He was medium height and had medium length black hair. His hair looked a lot like Izzy the Rat-Boy's hair. "You should try to act more like him. Then maybe I'll satisfy you," she said glancing down at Malfoy's oh-so-sexy crotch.
"Will you at least join the Draco Is A Sexy Bastard Society?"
"Uh," Morgan said.
"Hey Morgan," said a boy from Ravenclaw.
"Hey, Lee, thank's for saving me from the totally not sexy bastard." She said to him. Draco herumpfed and then walked over to flirt with Pansy Parkinson.
Hermione was busy telling all of the Gryfindors who sat around her about Hayden Christiansan, who happened to be Morgan's fantasy dream lover.
"He sounds ugly," said a girl named Leila as she flipped her long hair at a cute boy down the table. "What's his name?" she quietly asked another girl at the table named Paige.
"Jub," Paige replied. "Lots of girls love him,"
"And I'm one of them," Leila said, prancing off with her digital camera so that she could sneak a few photos of him. (a/n: all of the new people that you haven't heard of all knew each other and went to the same school before Hogwarts. Except for the select few) Jub stood up as soon as Leila snapped her second shot and sat down next to a girl with a HUGE butt. She invited him into her jacket and they started making out in front of Snape who took 5 points from Gryfindor without telling anyone. Paige sighed and looked over at a boy named Ethan who was also in Gryfindor. Later on that.
Back to Harry… Hermione was finished with her extremely long and detailed story and Harry and another boy named David (from Hufflepuff) had a conversation about Britney Spears and how hot they thought she was.
"Attention," Dumbledore announced. "Let the feast begin!" The food magically appeared and Ron pigged out on fried chicken and a new girl named Erica. He totally started sucking her lips off. Anyway, after that, everyone went back to their rooms where they found themselves unpacked. Another bed had appeared for Izzy the Rat-Boy. Seamus took out his walky-talky cell phone and invited this girl Anna up to the room so that they could discuss their current relationship.
"Aw," Nevile said. "This should be guy's night,"
"Like you qualify for that?" Ron said and they all laughed. Anna arrived and started making out with Seamus. All the boys watched them make out until 11:30, when all of the candles blew out. Everyone then went to sleep.