HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 4

Weeks later, lots of people were sitting in the Great Hall. "Hey, guys, what's up?" Paige said as she sat down next to Harry, Ron and Hermione.

"Studying," Ron said. "Well, at least Hermione is,"

"Yeah," Harry said, laughing. "Ron is eavesdropping on Malfoy," Paige rolled her eyes.

"Malfoy sucks. Did you see the way he totally hit on Morgan the first day of school?"

"Oh my gosh, I know!" Hermione said, genuinely interested as she looked up from her Potions homework. Paige and Hermione started gossiping about how Malfoy had screwed at least 14 girls in Slytherin… THEY WERE ONLY 13 YEARS OLD! At that moment, a girl named Elizabeth entered the Great Hall. She was in Hufflepuff. She walked over the the boy with the black hair and kissed him hello. Morgan, who was doing homework with Malfoy saw this and furiously stood up. A boy who was startled by this, tripped over a random cord that was just there for this story, and knocked over a group of kids who were talking. Two boys from that group fell over, knocking over a boy who was carrying 2 pitchers of ice water. The water spilled all over Malfoy. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Paige, Leila, Seamus, Nevile and the twins saw this happen and started laughing. Malfoy stalked off behind Morgan, both of them heading in the direction of the Slytherin common room (even though our characters could not be able to know this because the Slytherin common room is in the basement). Just as they were about the exit the Great Hall, Morgan turned around and Malfoy 'accidentally' bumped into her. Then she kissed him and his face went totally red because the only place he had ever kissed a girl and done a girl was in a closet.

"He's purple," Ron commented. They all agreed.

"I'm so glad that it's Saturday. ROCK ON TALENT NIGHT!" said George. Everyone yelled for a second and then went back to what they were doing. Paige continued gossiping with Hermione and then started complaining to her because Ethan had just walked in. After Ethan walked in, another boy walked in. He looked about 13, but he didn't look familiar to many people. He was around 5'4. Random.

"Who's that?" Paige asked Hermione.

"Oh, his name's Keanu Reeves. He's new," she replied.

"My god, he's really fucking hot," Paige said. Hermione made a look as if to say 'ehh,'.

The next day, Paige was sitting near Keanu, who was in Hufflepuff. She looked at him as she talked to Leila. He looked back at her and they made eye contact for a moment. At the end of the moment, he smiled and she smiled back. He's really cute, she thought.

"Paige," Harry said. "Have you noticed that new boy, uh, I think his name is Mark?"

"No, why?"

"I don't know, I saw him putting graffiti on the wall in the boys' bathroom." Paige shrugged.

Meanwhile, Ron was having a ton of fun with his new friend Izzy the Rat-Boy. Izzy liked this girl named Danielle, but she wouldn't look at him because he was half rat.

"I'll talk to her if you want," Leila said to Izzy the Rat-Boy. He said yes.

"Hey, Danielle," Leila said to Julia as she approached the Ravenclaw table.

"Hi,"

"You know that kid, Izzy?"

"Uh, I think so, why?"

"Well, don't tell him I told you, but he likes you- a lot," Danielle's eyebrows raised and she glanced at Izzy the Rat-Boy, who was staring drearily out the large windows overhead. Danielle stood up, her followers behind her. She walked up to Izzy the Rat-Boy and stood into her hip with her hands on them.

"So you like me?" she asked him.

"Uh, yeah," he said, looking a little embarrassed.

"I guess I could try it," she said, glancing down for a second. His eyes lit up.

"Really!" he asked.

"Ok," she said. She then bent over and gave him a peck on the cheek.

"The rest you have to work for," one follower named Lia said.

"Yeah," another named Sandra said. Izzy the Rat-Boy glanced at Leila and said

"Ok," After that, the girl with the HUGE butt walked into the room crying. She was then surrounded by other girls and was never seen again that day. A couple of seconds later, Jub walked in and over to the Gryfindor table. Leila looked up and blushed slightly. He grabbed her and kissed her fiercely. She then wrapped her arms around him and they started making out. Then walked in an oh-so-sexy man with a sword and he grabbed Jub and punched him in the face. Then he started making out with Leila even more fiercely than Jub had. Following the man with the sword walked another man, this one with very fake, long blonde hair and a bow and arrow. He knocked out the pirate with the pirate's own sword and started making out with Leila. By now, Jub, the pirate and the elfy-guy had all been fighting with each other. Leila was VERY thrilled with this. Paige was laughing though. The boy named Keanu saw how much Paige was laughing and came over to calm her down. That thrilled Paige because that meant that a boy was actually noticing her.

"You're Paige, right?"

"Yes," Paige said.

"Well, I just wanted you to know that I think you're really pretty," Paige's face lit up more than Izzy the Rat-Boy's had. Ethan saw Keanu talking to Paige and he felt an urge of jealousy. While more commotion was happening, another boy walked in. He, too, was extremely hot. His name was Ricky Ullman. He walked over to Ethan and grabbed his arm. He dragged Ethan over to Paige and Keanu.

"Hey, Paige," Ricky said. "Which of us do you want?" Paige looked confused but she was still thrilled.

"I like all of you guys," she said.

"No, like, like-like," Ethan said, prying Ricky's fingers from his arm.

"Yeah, I like all of you. You're all nice, funny, sweet and totally cute. How the hell am I supposed to choose?"

"Like this," Keanu said, kissing Paige. They took turns kissing her, as Leila's men did the same thing. They had to get ready soon. Talents would soon be starting.