HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 6

"Hogsmead permission forms," Filch said. Everyone handed in their slips and walked to Hogsmead. Harry had finally gotten his uncle to sign his form after putting him at wand-point. (a/n: haha, like gun-point. Get it?) Keanu had invited Paige to go with him and Ricky and Ethan were furious when she said yes. Hermione was breaking in her green platform shoes. Erica had borrowed Hermione's miniskirt outfit so that she could try to attract Matt. He was wearing normal American clothes, which is sort of weird. I guess not. He's American. In fact, this year, it seemed as if there was a lot more American kids at Hogwarts. All of the new kids had been from America. Leila was wearing half of an elf outfit and half of a pirate outfit. She was also wearing Jub's underwear. I wont get into that. Paige was wearing blue jeans and this awesome orange shirt. Keanu was wearing these very nice looking jeans and a green shirt that made him look extremely hot. (duh). Ron was wearing this really weird hat with little strings hanging off of it. It was really weird. Morgan was back on her feet and looking her best (jeans and a blue shirt). Malfoy was back in school and on his way also. Of course, he had a restraining order, but that wouldn't stop him from showing off his very new and stylish haircut. He had special plans though. Later on that…

"Hey Erica," Matt said. "Looking fine today," She flashed her teeth at him and then totally started making out with him. Whoa. But it's not like he tried to stop her. Anyway. Paige and Keanu walked, their fingers interlaced. (a/n: sorry guys. I just had to say that. Well. I guess it's true.) Ricky and Ethan saw this and got really jealous, but it wasn't like they could do anything about it. Poor them. So I guess Paige picked Keanu after all. Good choice. He's hot.

Meanwhile, Ron's hat was attracting attention from everywhere.

"Weirdo," Malfoy said to him.

"This hat happens to be quite in in America!" Ron said (screamed) at Malfoy.

"No it's not," Paige said as she passed by him with Keanu.

"Not at all," Keanu said.

"Hey guys!" Paige screamed to Leila, Erica, Morgan and Matt. "Ron thinks that this thing is quite in in America!" They all burst out in laughter and Malfoy gave Ron a look of disgust. They he snot-rocketed at him.

"GROSS!" Ron screamed as he tried to wipe Malfoy's snot off of him without actually touching it. Keanu, Paige, Leila, Morgan, Matt and Erica were still laughing because even though Ron was their good friend, he was still a loser. Paige and Keanu went into the Candy shop (a/n: I forget the name) and he bought her a gigantic box of chocolates. Very sweet. Trust me, she kissed him for that. :D Hermione was buying a big box of jelly beans for Dumbledore so that no one in the Suck-Up Club could out suck-up her. Paige and Keanu got lost in the woods after they made out and needed to ask a man with a turban how to get back to Hogsmead. It was a good thing that Keanu was originally from Lebanon, (a/n: the people in Lebanon speak Arabic) because the man didn't speak any English. That's sort of weird if you think of the fact that they were in ENGLAND. By the time they made it back to Hogsmead, (they wandered far into the woods) everyone was gone and the gates, as they could see, were closed to go back to Hogwarts. That meant that they were stuck in the town for the night. Well, at least they had each other.

"Hermione," Harry said. "Do you feel like something is missing?"

"Maybe," Hermione said. "I can't really tell. I'm really excited," She started to hyperventilate.

"Hermione, relax," Harry said, trying to calm her down. Hayden didn't seem that special. But Harry felt like something was missing. He just couldn't figure out what.

At that moment, Paige and Keanu were trying to figure out where to go for the night. They figured that someone would see that they were missing and come looking for them. But they didn't know how long that would take.

"But we're a big part in a lot of peoples' lives. I mean, we dorm with people," Paige said.

"I guess," Keanu said. They were walking down the dirt road. There was a hotel, but they had no money. "Let's just ask them for help. They know Dumbledore," They walked into the hotely-thing and told the person at the desk that they were from Hogwarts and that they were locked out of the grounds.

"Just let me call Dumbledore," the man said. His nametag said 'Joe', but they didn't know if that was his name or not. They guy behind the desk took out a weird bally-looking thing. Blackness. When everything came back to them, they realized that they were laying on the floor.

"What happened?" Paige asked.

"Crucible Ball. You're just not used to them," he said. Keanu gave Paige a weird look and they both got to their feet. "It happens all the time," the guy said, as if that was a reasonable explanation to why they had just passed out. "Dumbledore is coming to get you," At that moment, the door banged open and in walked Dumbledore, McGonagall and Professor Dorrance, who was the Hufflepuff head teacher.

"Keanu, Paige, are you alright?" Dorrance asked the lovebirds. (a/n: hehe)

"Yes," Keanu said.

"Yeah, Professor, we're fine. Just a little flustered. That's all," Paige said reassuring the teacher. McGonagall and Dumbledore were talking with the guy behind the desk and another woman, who appeared to be the owner of the Hotel.

"Thank you for calling us," said McGonagall, seeming a little out of breath. Wow. I didn't know teachers cared so much. I guess they could get fired if something happened to the kid. Whatever.

"Yes, thank you, Joe," So it was his real name. "And Susan, thank you also,"

"No problem" the woman who was now identified as Susan said. The two teachers said last words and then took Paige and Keanu back to a small carriage that was waiting for them.

"You did the right thing," McGonagall said.

"Yes, you two did a marvelous job," Dumbledore said. Keanu stifled a giggle. Seeing your teachers do the robot to Mr. Robato makes you look at them differently if you know what I mean. Paige playfully slapped his arm as if to say 'quiet!' But she smiled too. Hey, it is funny.