HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 7
It was Thursday and everyone was looking forward to the weekend. Harry, Hermione and Ethan were sitting in the common room doing work.
"How's Eric doing?" Ethan asked. Eric was the name that Harry had decided to name the llama.
"Great!" Harry exclaimed. "I'm teaching him to say 'get off my grill'," Hermione gave Ethan a questioning look and they went back to their homework.
"I just can't take it anymore! I can't wait anymore!" Hermione yelled.
"It's ok, Hermione," Ethan said.
Meanwhile, Matt and Erica were making out in the broom closet.
"You're so hot," Erica kept saying. Sure, it's true, but she just kept repeating herself.
"Thanks," Matt kept saying. (a/n: yeah, yeah, don't say anything)
Hermione was still on the verge of hyperventilation, so she decided to go to sleep. The sooner she went to sleep, the sooner she would wake up, right?
"Today's the day!" Hermione screamed, waking up Paige, Leila and Erica.
"Wh-what?" Erica said.
"Hayden will be here in 4 hours!" Hermione yelled. "Oh my god, I can't take it."
"I can't wait until he's gone," Paige mumbled almost silently into Leila's ear. Leila nodded in agreement. Hermione was already dressed in her leather outfit. The other girls slipped into sweatpants and dragged themselves downstairs.
"I wish we could have slept more," Leila grumbled.
"Mm," Erica said in agreement. Paige stopped and closed her eyes for a second. Hermione had raced down the stairs, leaving the girls to 'fend for themselves' on the steps. When they got to the great hall, they sat down at the Gryffindor table, where Harry was talking with Seamus and Ethan, and Ron's face was in his oatmeal. Erica giggled at Ron. He was seriously asleep. Matt appeared in the doorway and sat down next to Erica and Leila. Keanu, the risk-taking boy that he was, came in and sat down next to Paige. Even though it was allowed, people rarely sat at tables other than their own. Weird. So I guess it's not really a risk, is it? Anyway. After sitting through an hour-long breakfast, Hermione decided that she couldn't take sitting at the table any longer. Ron had woken up and went for a walk with her. (a/n: oooooh) By 11:30, Hermione was waiting by the courtyard for her true love to arrive. Finally, he did. Hayden Christiansen walked in. He was fairly cute, but not the hottie that Hermione had described him as. The whole crew was waiting with her. Harry, Ron, Erica, Leila, Paige, Ethan, Keanu and even Morgan wanted to see Hayden. All of the girls were disappointed though. Except for Morgan. She thought he was hot.
"Hey!" Hayden said as he spotted Hermione. He was Canadian, so he had a funny accent. (a/n: he had moved to England when he was 10) Because it was Saturday, everyone was in their normal clothes. Hermione hadn't told Hayden that Hogwarts was a school of magic. She hoped he wouldn't find that part out.
"Hey!" Hermione said, a little too enthusiastically. Erica nudged her. Hayden and Hermione hugged. "This is Harry, Ron, Leila, Erica, Ethan, Paige, Morgan and Keanu," Hermione said.
"Hi, nice to meet you all," Hayden said.
"Hey," Ethan said.
"We've heard a ton about you," Harry said.
"Hi," Erica said.
"Nice to meet you," Leila said, almost too politely.
"Hey," Ron said.
"We sure have," Keanu said in response to Harry.
"Hi," Paige said. But Morgan didn't say anything. She looked stunned, as if she hadn't expected Hayden to look like he did. He smiled at her. It was a shame that he was dating Hermione…
The group walked to the Great Hall. Hermione had requested that the sky in the Great Hall be turned off for the weekend, so that Hayden would not expect anything. She had gotten special permission to let a muggle who didn't know about the wizard world into the castle, and Dumbledore had agreed to ban magic for the weekend… unless it was impossible to do, like the whomping willow, and Hagrid's creatures inside of his hut. Malfoy was still on mopping duty, so at least the castle wouldn't get too dirty. Even though it was Malfoy doing the mopping.
"You look really nice," Hayden said as they walked into the Great Hall.
"Thanks," Hermione said, grinning. "This is Seamus, Nevile and Izzy," Hermione continued to introduce until there was no one left. They all sat down around the Gryffindor table. Harry and Ron sat on either side of Hermione and Hayden sat across from her. Erica was on one side of Hayden, Matt on the other side of her, with his arm around her shoulder. Paige was sitting on Keanu's lap on the other side of Hayden. Ethan was sitting on the other side of Harry and Izzy the Rat-Boy on the other side of Ron. Nevile sat next to Izzy the Rat-Boy and Morgan was sitting next to Ethan. Seamus sat on the other side of Paige and Keanu. Anna came over and sat on his lap for a little while, but then had to go to the library because she had a large report on the werewolf due. Of course, she didn't tell Hayden that. They sat there talking about how great Hermione was because she had given everyone a lecture on what they had to say to Hayden. Matt was massaging Erica's shoulder and Keanu was, well, I'm not quite sure what he was doing to Paige. He was kissing, and smelling and sort of resting on Paige's neck. Ricky had pretty much gotten over Paige, but Ethan was glaring at Keanu. Alie was staring pretty dreamily at Hayden, as was Hermione. Harry was listening intently to Hayden and Ron was noticing that everyone around him had a crush or something and he really didn't. Unless he counted the one he had on Hermione. He didn't really want to think about that though.