Disclaimor: face turning blue choking to death
Vegeta: O.O;
Saturday, September 20th 11:01 P.M.
Dear Diary,
Yes, I am rested up now and I can't wait to tell you all we did yesterday! It was so much fun! I had to teach Vegeta had to fish! Ha ha! He really sucked at it at first and he kept asking,
" If fishes brains are so small…how do they think so fast?"
So I replied, " I guess when someone as ugly as you is staring down at you from above the water that's enough for your brain to grow three sizes larger!"
He chased me up and down the riverbank a few times until I dove into the stream and he dived in after me. We played splash tag for a little while until he finally stopped the game by saying,
" Kakarot you're an idiot…this game is for immature children."
And got out. I was expecting him to say something like that sooner or later.
But what really got me baffled was when he kept staring at me when I stripped into my bathing suit. I mean…I didn't want to get my clothes wet…why did it bother him so much? Then that's when he did the "silent phase" again. I have to say when he took off his shirt I watched until he glanced over at me. That was a strange feeling. I wonder why I did that? I've been acting weird lately. I feel like I'm on frigin' weed or something. Maybe I'm a little TOO relaxed. Well, I guess I'll flip on the TV and see if anything good is on. There hardly ever is.
Sincerely,
Son Goku