HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 8

"So how was it?" Paige asked Hermione. At around 5, Hermione and Hayden had taken a walk through the grounds. They came back into the castle for dinner but ate in the Gryffindor common room by the fire.

"That's romantic," Keanu said when Hermione had told everyone her plans for that evening. After that, they went up to the astronomy tower, where they looked at the stars. Hayden was going to sleep Harry, Seamus, Nevile, Izzy and Ethan's room.

"Very nice," Hermione said. "Very, very nice,"

The boys talked for a little bit and then the candles blew out and they went to sleep. Of course, they had to pretend that they had blown out the candles, or else it would have looked suspicious. Moonlight was everywhere and it was pretty bright. The boys tried to go to sleep, but it was hard to when there was a muggle there.

"Did he kiss you?" Erica asked Hermione.

"No," she said. She sounded disappointed. The girls talked for a while longer, by the light of their wands, but they went to sleep soon after.

Hermione slept later the next morning- but not much. At around 8, she woke up and got dressed into the outfit with the green shoes.

"You look great," Paige said to Hermione. Still the shoes. The other girls didn't say anything. The boys (except Hayden) were prepared for the shoes because they had seen them on Erica.

"Those shoes look better on you," Matt whispered to Erica. They started making out because Erica loved it when he complimented her. Hayden saw this and looked a little surprised. I guess the kids at his school were prudes. When Hayden saw Hermione's shoes, he wasn't sure if he absolutely hated them or loved them. Tough decision. Harry's llama, Eric, was having a very easy time learning how to say 'get off my grill'. It looked like instinct to Harry. Meanwhile, Keanu and Paige were positive they were in love.

"Headmaster," Keanu said as he walked into Dumbledore's office.

"Yes, Mr. Reeves?" Dumbledore said.

"I have a, um, quite large request," Keanu said.

"And what is that?" Dumbledore asked.

"Well, my girlfriend-"

"-Ms. Malter?" Dumbledore cut him off.

"Why, yes. Anyway, we're in a very serious relationship and I was wondering if maybe the sorting hat could switch my houses. I think he got it wrong in the first place,"

"Well," Dumbledore started. It didn't sound good. "We normally don't do that kind of thing, but," Thank the Lord. "Us teachers have noticed that the two of you have a special connection and we have agreed that the sorting hat has made a mistake. You must know, that the last time that the sorting hat made a mistake was in 1054,"

"Yes, of course, sir," Keanu said.

"Your belongings have been moved to the room containing Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Mr. Longbottom, Mr. Finnigan, Mr. Rose (Ethan) and Mr. McGinn (Izzy the Rat-Boy). Hayden Christiansen will be leaving this afternoon and you will be able to sleep there tonight. The current password for the Gryffindor common room, which is on the 2nd floor, to the right, is 'This Kid,'. Hmm. Quite unusual. Anyhow, you may go on your way,"

"THANK YOU, HEADMASTER!" Keanu said.

"You are quite welcome," Dumbledore replied, looking down at a tiny sphinx that had suddenly appeared on his desk. Keanu raced down the eagle-like-stepy-thingy thing and to the Great Hall, where everyone was sitting and talking. When Paige saw Keanu run in, she stood up.

"What? What?" she asked him. He was really out of breath. He stood there panting for a second. "WHAT!" she screamed.

"He said yes!" Keanu said. They hugged and then kissed. Once again, Hayden was extremely surprised and confused. Stupid prude.

"What happened?" Ethan asked. He knew everyone else was wondering. The couple was out of breath… even though Paige hadn't run anywhere. They were both grinning.

"Dumbledore said," Keanu started.

"That Keanu can join Gryffindor!" Everyone except Ethan was happy.

"This is so unfair!" he complained to Nevile as they climbed the steps… alone. "That was the only thing I had that made me more special than him! And now it's gone!"

"I know, I know," Nevile said. "You think I don't feel the same?" Nevile now had a crush on Marie Jones, a girl from Ravenclaw. (a/n: she said HAHA) Marie had a serious boyfriend though. He was another extremely sexy boy named Tom Cruise. And he was in Ravenclaw. Ethan felt like making Nevile feel bad.

"Yeah, but she was always way out of your league. Sorry to break it to you," he said.

"I knew it but you didn't have to say it!" Nevile said. They had made it to the fat lady.

"This Kid," Ethan said. The fat lady opened herself.

"Wait, she changed it again?" Nevile said. He had started to write the passwords down on his hand. He took out a pen, crossed out 'Hermione's Hair Sucks' and wrote 'This Kid'. Recently, the fat lady had been using very interesting passwords.

"You really got to keep better track of those things," Ethan said as they walked up the steps to their room. Nevile sighed. He had never been good at keeping track of anything. When Ethan saw the extra bed in their room, he was outraged. "NO!" he screamed. Nevile didn't look too happy either. Ethan took out his ipod and started listening to his favorite songs. Nevile tried to do some Potions homework in bed. That didn't really work out. Harry and Ron had gone to go visit Hagrid and Eric (the llama). Hermione, Hayden, Paige, Keanu, Erica and Matt had gone back to the Gryffindor common room. Keanu was amazed because it was 'so nice'. They all sat around the fire. Erica leaned into Matt and Paige into Keanu. It was easy to see that Hermione was going crazy. Finally, she did it.

"What are you doing?" Hayden asked, inching away from her on the couch.

"FOO!" Matt said. That was weird. Paige covered her mouth and Erica and Keanu looked at Matt. (a/n: ha!) Hermione was speechless.

"I think we need to talk," Hayden said to Hermione. The 2 couples watched him pull her out of the room and into the staircase.

"I wonder what they're saying," Paige said.

"What the hell was that?" Erica asked Matt.

"I was wondering the same thing," Keanu said. Matt shrugged. Weirdo. Then Hermione came back in, her eyes and nose red from crying. After her, followed Hayden. He looked fine. Hermione rushed upstairs and Hayden sat down on the couch again. Paige got up and followed her upstairs.

"What happened?" Paige asked Hermione. Hermione was sitting on her bed and hugging her pillow. Paige sat down next to her and put her arm around her… like a half hug.

"He told me," Hermione sobbed. "That I got the wrong impression. And that," Hermione cried for a minute.

"And what?" Paige asked.

"And that these shoes are hideous!" She screamed. Paige rubbed her back.

"It's ok," Paige said. "He's a jerk if he says that. You know it's true. And the shoes rock. Trust me," Hermione sniffed. "I'll be downstairs if you need me," Paige said. Hermione nodded, wiping her cheek with the back of her hand. While that was happening, Eric (the llama) had successfully said 'get out of my grill'. Harry was so proud. Ron was so amazed. Hagrid was so making tea at that moment.

"You said that?" Erica said.

"Yeah, why?" Hayden asked.

"You just don't say that to a girl," Keanu said. Wow. He really knows girls.

"Um, ok," Matt said. Paige had just entered the room. She gave Hayden a dirty look. Matt started cackling hysterically. Without saying anything, Erica dragged him out of the room. Hayden then went upstairs, and Keanu and Paige started making out… again.

"I love the way you understand me," Paige whispered into his ear.

"Well I love you, so I should understand you," Keanu said.(a/n: awww, he is such a good boyfriend!)

"I love you too," Paige said. At that moment, Erica and Matt entered the room again, half surprised and half not when they saw Paige and Keanu.

"Get a room!" Matt said, laughingly.

"We had a room!" Keanu said, laughing.

"I'll see you guys later," Matt said.

"Yeah," Keanu said, getting up. "I have to go see my new room!" The two boys walked away.

"What happened?" Paige asked Erica as she flopped down onto the couch.

"I told him that we were through," she said.

"Because he said 'FOO'?" Erica laughed.

"No. I mean, sure, he's totally hot, but for some reason, I don't think we're right for each other," Paige shrugged.

"Your feeling, not mine," Paige said. The girls then started gossiping about Malfoy. It turned out that even though Malfoy had almost raped Morgan, girls were still throwing themselves at him. Weird. Paige and Erica went upstairs to see how Hermione was making out.

Meanwhile, Leila had made up her mind… sort of.

"I want to talk to you," she said to Orando Bloom.

"Sure," he said, dreamily. She pulled him into a dead end hallway that might have led to the Ravenclaw common room, but no one (except Ravenclaws!) knew.

"I have decided that I want to pick you over Jub," she told him.

"Really?" he said, his very hot English accent echoing through the hall.

"Yep," she said. He kissed her and then ran back to his room which was somewhere near Dumbledore's office. Leila sighed, proud of her decision. She walked back into the Great Hall, where Jub was sitting, laughing with his friends. "I have to talk to you," she said to him. She pulled him to the spot where she had pulled Orly.

"I really like you," she said.

"Really?" Jub asked.

"Yeah," she said, kissing him.

"You're picking me?" he asked.

"Sure am," she said.

"Oh my god!" he screamed as he ran back to the Gryffindor common room. Smooth. Leila walked proudly up to her room, where she found Hermione sobbing, Paige reading a magazine called 'Ordinary Witch' and Erica reading a book called 'When The Hot Boy Attacks'.

"Whelp," she said. "I did it," The three girls looked up.

"Did what?" Paige asked.

"I made my decision, silly," Leila said. Erica's eyes widened.

"Really?"

"Yeah," There was a silence.

"Well," Paige said.

"Who did you pick?" Erica asked… and screamed.

"Them both," Leila said, grinning.

"Them both?" Paige and Erica said at the same time.

"Yep!" Leila said, extremely proudly. She told them what she had done.

Now, Hermione had been listening to everything and when Leila was done with her story, she burst out into tears… again.

"What's the matter?" Paige asked.

"It's just," Hermione sniffed. "Leila has two guys and I have nooooone!" she wailed. It took the girls a while to calm Hermione down, and afterwards, she was extremely moody. Erica had found another boy who she was totally obsessed over. His name was Peter Fosho. But his nickname was Murch for some weird reason.