HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 9

And so Hayden went home… to where he really belonged. Hermione stayed upset for quite some time, but went back to normal a couple of days after Hayden sent her a letter saying that he was moving to Uzbekistan. Then, Paige and Erica spent 3 hours trying to figure out new hairstyles. Coolie. Izzy the Rat-Boy realized that he didn't really like Danielle that much anymore, so he dumped her. Trust me, that didn't get a very nice reaction. Hogwarts was busy with the norm. Until one day, everything changed.

"Hey, Hagrid, how's Eric doing?" Harry asked Hagrid as he walked down to his hut.

"Bad news Harry," Hagrid said in Hagrid's voice. "Eric called me a bitch the other day. Did you teach him that?" Harry clapped like a little boy.

"Yay! He learned it!" Harry raced up the hill, even though he forgot to drink his tea, and burst into the Great Hall, where normal kids (except Matt, of course) sat at their normal tables. "Guess what?" He screamed to his friends. "Eric said 'bitch'!"

"Wow, loser," Malfoy stood up and said. "I didn't know that was new vocabulary for you… bitch, Bitch, BITCH!"

"Mr. Malfoy!" Professor McGonagall said loudly. She had just entered the Great Hall to check on her chicken-noodle soup that was in the 'microwave'. "20 points from Slytherin!" she announced.

"What!"

"That's so unfair,"

"I can't believe this!"

"I can't believe him!"

"Oh my god!" Were all words coming from the Slytherin table.

"Let's get him!" Morgan screamed. A whole bunch of Slytherin… including Morgan… got up and chased Malfoy out of the Great Hall and up to the Astronomy Tower, where they threw him out the window. (a/n: yay!)

"You… suck…" Malfoy managed to say as Madame Pomfrey and her crew carried him to the hospital wing.

"What was that?" Madame Pomfrey asked. "20 points from Slytherin," Then the group of kids that had thrown Malfoy out the window, started to attack him on the stretcher, but Madame Pomfrey thought that was "quite enough". It turned out that Malfoy had both his legs broken and 4 broken ribs. Of course, the kids who threw him out the window didn't care one bit.

"Crazy psycho bitches," Malfoy whispered underneath his breath so that no teachers could hear him.

"I heard that!" Madame Pomfrey called from the other room. "You verbally abused a 'teacher'!" she said, entering the room. "50 points from Slytherin. I cannot believe that even with broken legs and ribs, you are still able to lose points for your house," The nurse tsked and walked to another bed, where there was a boy with a blue spot on his forehead. When the rest of Slytherin found out that Malfoy had lost them 90 points, they were furious… very furious. It was weird that they didn't get in any trouble for throwing Malfoy out of a window… hmmm. Because of the fact that if Malfoy was released from the hospital wing, he would get trampled, Malfoy stayed in bed for a couple of weeks.