HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 10

"Attention, attention," McGonagall said, calling all of the Gryffindors to attention. The room shut up. "Thank you. We have finally figured out what this Saturday night's evening activity is going to be," A few kids cheered. "Carnival!" More kids cheered. "Of course," McGonagall continued. "If you don't want to go, you don't have to. You don't have to do it as long as you do not wander into the Astronomy tower. It is off limits for the next week,"

"Cool! Carnival!" Ron exclaimed. He shut up. He was shyer around Erica because he made out with her on the first day of school. Ok. It was Thursday evening and everyone was about to go to dinner. The children piled out of the common room.

"Oh, Harry," McGonagall said. "Don't forget, You have Quidditch practice tomorrow," McGonagall was now a huge fan of Harry's Quidditch gift and that was the only thing she ever talked to him about. Stupid teacher. Yeah, right, they 'have lives'.

"Hey dude," Murch said, slapping someone's hand. Erica sighed… well… she didn't really like Murch. She just thought he was funny. (a/n: he is funny!)

Ethan had decided that if he couldn't get rid of Keanu, he might as well try to be friends with him. It was a good thing that Keanu was a totally nice guy. They were actually getting pretty close. It helped that their beds were right next to each other, though. Ethan had learned all about Keanu. He knew about his family and his home. And Keanu knew the same about Ethan. It was cool.

"Hey, Ethan," Harry said. "Why do you think the Astronomy tower is off limits next weekend?"

"I don't know," Ethan said. "Who cares?"

"I don't know," Harry said.

"Hey, Hermione, come here," Hermione heard from behind her. It was Paige.

"What happened?" Hermione asked.

"Ugh, Ron tied me up again." Hermione helped Paige out of the ropes that Ron had tied her up in.

"Why does he do it?" Paige asked Hermione and no one.

"Don't ask me," Hermione said. "He can be cool sometimes, but he's really a crazy asshole. I don't even know why I spend so much time with him!"

"Because he's Harry's best friend," Paige said. Hermione sighed. She wished she could find another boy to obsess over. And Paige, Leila and Erica knew it.

Paige sighed. "Who is the most romantic boy you know?" Paige asked her as they walked slowly out of the common room.

"Keanu," Hermione said. "You guys are great together,"

"Who else?" Paige asked.

"Maybe…" Hermione paused. "…Ethan?"

"And who's the funniest?"

"Murch,"

"Yeah, well other than him,"

Hermione shrugged. "Well, Ron's sort of funny in a weird way. Ethan's funny too,"

"Who's the nicest guy you know?"

"You can't ask me that! Most of the boys I know are nice!"

"Who is the bravest?" Hermione shrugged. "Who is the hottest?"

"Maybe… Matt? Or Keanu. Ethan's cute though,"

"Who's the most independent?"

"Ethan,"

"What about the most sensitive?"

"Keanu," Paige gave her a look. "After him, probably Ethan,"

"Sounds to me that you like Ethan," Paige concluded. "You said that he was second most romantic, the funniest, the most independent, second most sensitive and that he's cute,"

Hermione looked at Ethan down the table. Did she like Ethan? She could like him. "Thanks, Paige!" She said. Paige sat down next to Erica and Keanu and across from Ron, Seamus and Izzy the Rat-Boy.

"What was that?" Keanu asked her.

"Just trying to help her figure out which guy she likes," Paige said.

"And what do you conclude?" Keanu asked.

"Well," she said. "She said that you were the most romantic, sensitive and that you were hot. But of course she'd say that. Its true!" She kissed him on the cheek and helped herself to food. "I don't know if she'd want me to tell you who she thinks she likes, though," Keanu let it go. He was very sensitive and understood when people didn't want to talk. It used to happen to him.

"Ugh, come on, tell us!" Ron said. He was eager to know if it was him.

"I can't until I ask her," Paige said, biting into a piece of chicken.

"So then go ask her!" Paige sighed, getting up.

"Hey Hermione," She said, walking up to her. "Can I tell people who you 'like'?"

"Sure, just make sure that they are someone won't tell anyone," Paige went back to her seat.

"I can't," she said. She wouldn't trust Ron with a secret like that.

"Aww, come on," Ron said.

"No, Ron!" Paige said. They finished their meal as they talked about the U.S. President Bush and how he was ruining America. Finally, it was time to go back to the common room.

"Just tell me," Ron complained, as he dragged himself behind Keanu and Paige.

"Ron," Keanu said. "If Paige doesn't want to tell you, then she doesn't have to tell you! Let it go! If I may say so, it sounds like you like Hermione and want to know if she likes you back!" Ron shut his mouth. Keanu was good! He kissed Paige's cheek.

"I heard him mumbling to himself," he whispered into her ear. Paige laughed.

The two days had gone by and it was finally time to get ready for the carnival. They set it up on the Quidditch field and beyond because they knew they would have more than enough room. The lights that were lighting up the dark field were like magic (duh). There was a Ferris wheel, 3 big roller coasters, a small roller coaster, a tunnel of love, the swings, a thunderbolt, a tilt-a-whirl, a 10-story drop and lots of game and food booths. It really was like a carnival. It was totally awesome.

Hermione had decided she was going to tell Ethan she liked him then. Some how she would trap him somewhere. Erica had asked Murch if he wanted to go with her- as friends, of course. Leila didn't go with anyone because, obviously, that would screw up her plans. Paige and Keanu went together… naturally. Tom (Cruise) was sick, so Nevile asked Marie if she wanted to go. Of course, she asked him of it, and he said that he just wanted to 'get to know' her. Yeah right. Anyway. Harry had asked Morgan to go, and she said yes because he seemed like a nice guy after saving Hogwarts two years in a row. Ron went alone… naturally. Malfoy found some random slut to go with… even though most of Slytherin hated him. She might have been in Ravenclaw, though. The group of kids split up and went their separate ways.

"Let's go on the thunderbolt," Marie said to Nevile. Of course, he said,

"Sure," Too bad it made him throw up.

"We should go on the swings," Murch said.

"Eh, maybe later," Erica said. "The Orbiter looks better," So they went on that.

Paige and Keanu had done the small roller costar, 2 big ones, the swings, the thunderbolt, the tilt-a-whirl and the 10-story drop in an hour and a half.

Harry and Morgan were having a great time going on all of the rides. They both didn't like the small ones so they repeatedly went on all of the roller costars and drops.

Ron had found a cute first year and spent the night on the Ferris wheel with her because she refused to go on anything else.

Leila spent the entire night playing skeeball because she really wanted the remote controlled car.

Hermione had spotted Ethan playing a shooting game a couple of yards away from the Ferris wheel. "Hey, Ethan," she called. He finished his shot and looked up.

"Yeah?"

"Go on the Ferris wheel with me,"

He looked a little confused, but said, "Sure,". Now the Ferris wheel is not always romantic but it sure can be if you say the right things. They got on a small red car because Hermione insisted that they didn't take up that much room. Ethan looked a little nervous, but Hermione was his friend and he didn't know why he was so edgy. The Ferris wheel took off.

"It's so beautiful," Hermione exclaimed as the looked down on the carnival. She waved to Leila who was taking a break from her game. Ethan glanced at her from the corner of his eye. When they were right on top, the wheel stopped. "Ethan, I have to tell you…" Hermione trailed off.

"What?" he asked.

"I like you," Hermione turned red. He looked at her. She was sort of a loser, but since he couldn't have Paige due to Keanu, he decided he could give Hermione a try. But he didn't know what to say. "Ethan, did you hear me?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah," he said. "I could try," Hermione was so excited, that she jumped out of the car before it was completely stopped and it resulted to a broken ankle. Now Ethan really thought she was weird.

Keanu and Paige went on the Ferris wheel and then the tunnel of love where they proceeded to make out in a swan-boat. (a/n: hehe)