HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 11

After the carnival, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Erica, Leila, Paige, Ethan, Keanu and Nevile went back to the Gryffindor common room.

"Whelp," Ron said. "That was fun,"

"Yeah," Erica said.

"Yup," Keanu said.

"Sure, whatever you say Ron," Hermione said. She was just happy because Ethan. But Ethan was still sort of confused. He didn't even know why. They all started talking about quantum physics. (a/n: I don't even know what quantum physics are) All of a sudden, Seamus ran in, all out of breath. Everyone looked at him.

"Malfoy," Seamus breathed. "He," he collapsed into a chair.

"What?" Keanu asked.

"He," Seamus said faintly. "He ate an," Ron's hand was moving violently as if to say 'yeah… continue…' "He at an… …Agist," Erica, Leila, Hermioine, Paige and Ron gasped quietly (silently). The boys were just silent. (a/n: hehe, Ron is a girl)

"Who's?" Erica asked very softly. Seamus sighed.

"Dumbledore's," The room was silent. It helped that they were the only ones in it though.

"Wow," Paige said. (a/n: An Agist is a little demon that everyone (at least everyone in Hogwarts) keeps to rid them of diseases. The little demons soak up the germs and store them in little blue horns that stick out of their head. Quadrillions of deadly bacteria are kept in the horns. If accidentally swallowed, one should go straight to the emergency room to get their stomach pumped. If purposely swallowed, one should consider oneself extremely stupid. Agists are extremely deadly if ingested. If an Agist is lost, one should go immediately to the Ministry of Magic, especially if one is aged, because one will most certainly catch Gramis Calapsi, an extremely deadly bacteria found… well… in people without Agists!).

"He's in the hospital wing," Seamus said. He had caught his breath in the silence. "Along with Dumbledore," Erica's hand was over her mouth (a/n: where it should be… jk jk, Erica)

"Oh my god" Leila said.

The room's mouth was open.

"Fucking idiot," Ron said. Everyone glared at him. Even though Malfoy was their rival/enemy, they felt bad that he had eaten an Agist. That meant no more fighting. No more name-calling. As Harry thought about this, he realized that without Malfoy, life would be good to him. Wait, what about the Dursleys? Maybe he could slip a couple of Agists into their food that summer.

"Yes!" Harry screamed out. He then realized he had just acted as obnoxious as Ron had, which wasn't a very good idea when there were girls in the room.

"Harry!" Leila said. "Malfoy may not be our friend, but he's still a person! We should go see how he's doing,"

"I think I'll stay here," Ron said.

"I'll be here too," Harry said. Seamus was still out of breath.

"There's no way I'm going near that douche!" Nevile exclaimed. "He deserved what he got!"

"I'm not gonna go to see Malfoy, but for Dumbledore," Ethan said.

"I'll come," said Keanu, the beautiful, sexy, hot, caring, sensitive, romantic boy that he was. So Leila, Erica, Hermione, Paige, Ethan and Keanu started off towards the Hospital wing. None of them were really going for Malfoy, but for Dumbledore. Dumbledore was the one that had accepted them, cared for them and believed in them. He also let Keanu join Gryffindor. They had to repay him for that somehow. When they entered the Hospital wing, they saw 2 beds that were clearly being occupied by the people surrounding them. They noted that one of the beds had no Slytherin crowded around it. That had to be Malfoy. There were only a couple of kids surrounding Dumbledore's bed. The 3rd year Gryffindors gathered around.

"How are you feeling?" Ethan asked.

"I feel so bad!" Paige said.

Erica burst out into tears.

"I am fine, fine," Dumbledore said in a very soft and raspy voice. Erica threw her arms around him.

"Please don't die!" she screamed. Dumbledore chuckled.

"Don't worry, my dear," he said. "I will be fine," Erica stifled her tears and apologized for her rash actions.

"We just wanted to see how you were doing," Keanu said in his beautifully unique and polite voice.
"Fine, fine," Dumbledore repeated.

"Ok, everybody out, these two men need their rest!" Madame Pomfrey announced "Well, I guess one is a man and one is a stupid little boy who ate an Agist," she said, mostly to herself. Keanu smiled at Paige. And of course, because no one can resist a smile coming from him, so Paige grinned back.

"I love you," he mouthed.

"I love you, too" she mouthed back, which was sort of weird because they didn't need to mouth. They could straight out say it. Anyway. So back the 3rd year Gryffindors went to the Gryffindor tower where they found Nevile, Ron, Harry and Seamus playing BS by the fire. Harry looked up when they entered.

"How's Dumbledore?" he asked.

"You should go check for yourself," Ethan said. "Oh wait, you can't, they sent us back," He was sort of angry that Harry didn't go with them if he cared about Dumbledore. Don't ask me why. Ethan half stormed upstairs where he pulled out the only magazine he was able to find; Magic: the Guide to Finding the Perfect Spell. Every month, it had the spell of the month and other uninteresting facts about magic… some newly discovered. He opened it and it magically (a/n: hehe) flipped to the spell of the month. Amazing! He angrily tried the spell of the month: Kemo Tempur. He said the spell and waved his wand but only a few sparks came out. He read on.

"The spell should produce a blue glow around the wizard who is producing the Kemo,"

"Yeah, but what does it do?" Ethan asked… out loud… weird.

"You idiot!" said a voice.

"What? Who said that?" Ethan said.

"Over here, you Dingleberry!" Ethan looked all over the place where he had heard the voice. "Right here!" There, sitting on his bedside table, sat an Agist. His Agist.

"What do you want?" Ethan asked.

"You are shit head, you know that?" the Agist said.

"Why?" Ethan asked.

"First of all, that spell makes the person you 'hate' more desirable to everyone!" You want Keanu to get more attention then he already has?"

"I'm friends with Keanu though," Ethan said.

"Bull shit," the Agist said, climbing onto the bed. "I know you. I know that secretly you want him to die and burn in hell where he belongs!"

"No," Ethan said. "He's not a bad guy," The Agist cackled.

"He stole the one you want," the Agist said quietly. "You've gotta repay him for the pain he put you through,"

"Ok, sure, he put me through some pain, but that doesn't mean that he belongs in hell! Everyone does things to hurt other people. He would have done it even if it weren't me. He just wanted her as much as I did. Plus, he probably had more experience. He's a nice guy. He didn't do anything wrong," Ethan turned away. "I hate this shit," he said quietly to himself.

"I heard that!" the Agist said.

"Hey!" Ethan yelled. "I give you my germs! Don't complain!" The Agist harrumphed and jumped back onto the bedside table. Right where it belonged.