HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 12

After Ethan cooled down, he went back down to the common room, where everyone was still hanging out.

"What was that about?" Erica asked him when he sat down.

"Sorry Harry, I just got a little hot."

"S'nothing," Harry said. "But what took you so long?" he asked.

"Oh, I found my Agist. I was arguing with him," Everyone nodded. Agists always fight with their owners.

"Yeah, one time I had a fight with mine because it disagreed with me when I said that Keanu was the sweetest and most sensitive guy I knew," Paige laughed. Keanu smiled and Ethan looked at them. Well, at least they were happy. (a/n: VERY happy)

"And one time I had a fight with mine when I said that Paige was the most desirable and most beautiful girl I knew. I won," Keanu said. "I love you," he said quietly to her.

"I love you too," she said. They kissed. Once again, they sort of didn't need to do that, but whatever. Erica saw a speck of jealousy in Ethan's eye.

"Relax," she whispered to him. Hermione saw it too. She got up and sat next to him. Actually, she just sort of pushed Erica away and then sat next to him. She could

really be rude when it came to boys. Ethan looked at her cautiously.

At least her hair is not all over me the way she is, he though. And as if she had heard him think that and wanted to do something in spite of him, she undid her hair. It was even curlier than usual because it had been in a braid. Great, he thought. Then he realized that he should tell her off.

"Hermione? Can we talk?" he asked her. It didn't really matter if he asked it or not, because he dragged her out of the room by her arm.

"Sure, what is it?" she asked.

"You know how I said I would go out with you?" She nodded. "Well I decided that it wouldn't be the best idea," he said. She looked at him, tears forming in her eyes.

"Not again!" she screamed as she rushed up the stairs to her room. Once again, she flung herself down onto the bed and sobbed until she could no longer.

"What happened?" Paige and Erica asked as they entered the room.

"Ethan," Hermione sniffed. The girls waited her to finish her sobbing fit. "He broke up with me!"

"Um, were you guys ever going out?" Erica asked. Hermione glared at her. Paige and Erica exchanged glances.

"We'll leave you here. But if you wanna talk, we'll be downstairs," The girls walked downstairs to find Ethan telling the boys (and Leila) about what had happened between him and Hermione.

"She asked me out and because I couldn't get the person I wanted, I said sure. But then she got all clingy and weird on me so I said that it shouldn't happen," The boys nodded but Leila stayed silent. She was thinking about what she had done. The reason that she hadn't picked Jonny was because she didn't want to ruin his life with his other girlfriend and kids. But that didn't mean that what she did with Orlando and Jub was right. She was going to have to pick.

"She's really upset," Paige said. Ethan rolled his eyes.

"She should have seen it coming. I mean, how clingy can you get?"

"But you shouldn't have told her you would go out with her in the first place if you didn't really like her," Paige argued.

But I can't get the girl I like, Ethan though. And she knows, Paige plopped back down next to Keanu.

After another conversation about Brad Pitt, they all decided to go up to bed. It was already 11:30.

"Ugh!" Ethan said as the boys brushed their teeth.

"Ok," Harry said, about to attempt to cure Ethan from the thing he was going through. "Why do you like her so much?" he asked.

"What do you mean?" Ethan asked.

"What don't you like about her?"

"Nothing," Harry sighed. This wasn't going anywhere. He stopped attempting.

"Ethan," Ron said, toothpaste flying everywhere. "Why don't you try and like someone else?"

"You guys don't know how I feel," Ethan said. Ron shut up (like he should). The boys decided that Ethan had no hope and they all went to bed.