HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 15 (This chapter is Souly Dedicated to Erica and Biggi)
"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DATE BIGGI!" Erica screamed. She and Paige burst into giggles.
"What? What?" The boys asked.
"Nothing," they both gasped.
"Biggi," Erica said quietly. They both started laughing again.
"WHAT!" the boys screamed.
"Nothing, you wouldn't get it!" Erica said, burst into laughter and Paige remained on the floor where she had collapsed because she was in a fit of hysterics.
"Friends… don't… let… friends… date…. BIGGI!" The boys were now sure that the two girls were mentally insane. Leila and Hermione had gone kiting for the week (kite-flying)
"You're mental," Ron said.
"What are they talking about?" Harry asked Ethan, thinking that because he went to their school before Hogwarts, he would have an idea what they were laughing about. Ethan shrugged.
"I'm not a girl,"
"Biggi!" they squealed.
"Who is Biggi!" Ron yelled. Erica had subsided in a large arm chair and Paige was still rolling around on the ground. When Ron said 'Biggi' the girls' laughter grew louder. Keanu helped Paige get up from off the ground, and helped her to a couch where she could laugh without hurting herself. After 10 more minutes of laughing, the girls finally calmed down.
"Who is Biggi?" The boys kept asking the girls.
"Wait, Biggi?" Keanu asked.
"Yes," Paige said. "Why?"
"I used to know a woman named Biggi. She was my aunt's roommate from college," The girls' eyes widened. They looked at each other.
"You're shitting me," Erica said.
"No," Keanu said. "Why?" The girls burst out into laughter, but refused to tell anyone why and who Biggi was.