HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 17
"Ok, I gotta do it," Leila had decided. She was going to dump Jub because she thought that he was too much of a sex monster.
"Good luck," Paige and Erica said.
"Thanks," Leila walked downstairs to the Great Hall and walked over to Jub. "We need to talk,"
"Sure, my lovely," he said. She dragged him out of the Great Hall and into the hallway near the broom closet. "What is it?" he asked.
"I can't see you anymore," she said. "Well, I can see you but we can't date or anything,"
"Why?" he asked, tears welling up in his eyes.
"Because I like Orlando more and you are too much of a sex monster," was her reply. Jub burst out crying and jumped into the broom closet. Leila decided that he took it fairly well and walked back to the common room.
Jonny had gone back home to his girlfriend and kids but Orlando was still staying in the guest room near Dumbledore's office. She decided that she would be more open with her relationship with Orlando. But that would start tomorrow.
"How'd it go?" Erica and Hermione were sitting in the common room talking about how romantic and sweet Keanu was towards Paige (and them but not in a girlfriend/boyfriend kind of way). (a/n: of course)
"Fine. I think he took it good,"
"What happened. He didn't cry?" Erica asked.
"No, he did,"
"Then it didn't go well," Hermione said.
"No, I was expecting him to do more, but he didn't,"
"What did you expect him to do/"
"I don't know… ravage me?" (a/n: that word was taken from Lei454's story and means… well… you go look it up) The two girls rolled their eyes.
"Do you expect all boys to ravage you?"
"No, just the ones that like me the way they do," Erica laughed.
"You're crazy. You're fucking crazy,"
"No, Erica, poor people are crazy. I'm eccentric. I have everything I need in the world of boys," (a/n: rock on Speed) Leila pranced up the stairs to her dormitory and went to sleep early because she was ready to 'start her next life' with Orly.