HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 18

Five days had gone by since Leila's new and improved life had changed. She was now spending as much time a day with Orlando as Ron was listening to this group that Ethan had showed him; the Postal Service. He was constantly seen with white headphones coming out of his ears from Ethan's ipod. Paige was trying to get her parents to send her her ipod but she was having trouble trying to convince them that it was NOT dangerous walking around Hogwarts with headphones.

Dumbledore had decided that the kids needed a way to express themselves, so he started an Art class taught by a very gifted student named Annabelle. Everyone was learning how to draw people by these little wooden people that you could bend and stuff. Dumbledore was a bit impatient (and sort of horny) and he thought that everyone should draw REAL people. So one class, this naked woman walked in and sat on a table in the center of the room. All of the girls looked as if they had just smelt something really bad and I'm not going to say what the boys did because you can probably guess. (Ron threw himself at her a couple of times) Except for Keanu. Keanu was very mature for 13 and acted as if the woman was fully clothed. He looked at Paige across the room and smiled. Now, Paige knew that Keanu was a mature boy, but she expected him to act a little more like the rest of the boys in her age group. Of course, though, she was thrilled that he didn't. Most of the kids were improving greatly at drawing except for a select group of boys that were hopeless.

"I really like this new Art class," Erica said.

"Yeah, it's really fun," Leila said.

"I just wish the boys would act more serious," Paige said. "Those stupid boys are so constantly horny. It's so annoying!"

"You're telling me!" Hermione said. "I spent 2 years alone with Ron and Harry,"
"Harry's not that bad, but Ron is another story," Leila said. They told stories of what Ron had done in the past.

"Well, today he threw himself at the new model. Again,"

"He tied me up! Four times!"

"He spends almost all of his free time searching for a girl who will consider him as a reasonable guy,"

"He makes snide comments about all of the happy couples,"

"BECAUSE he is just a jealous punk," Letting their anger towards the boys out on Ron was making them feel extremely good.

"He practically stalks you, Hermione,"

"No way,"

"Yes, I've seen it too,"

"Bastard,"

"CRAZY PSYCHO bastard,"

"Fo sho… just kidding," The girls laughed and stopped.

"I think that Keanu is the complete opposite of Ron," Erica said. Paige nodded and smiled.

"Did you see how he reacted towards the naked women?"

"Yeah. Like they weren't even there,"

"That's what I love about him," Paige said. "He's so… so…"

"Mature?"

"Romantic?"
"Brave?"

"Funny?"

"Sensitive?"

"Sweet?"

"Sexy?" The girls asked. Paige smiled.

"Yeah. And more," The girls agreed with nods. And where were the boys during this? Well, they were sitting in the moving staircase room, trying to pick up girls. Except for Keanu, of course. (a/n: like you couldn't have guessed). He was doing extra credit for Potions even though he was a straight A student. And he was one of the only Gryffindors that Snape liked and respected.

"I love him," Paige said. All of the boys hated Keanu for the exact reason that all of the girls loved him. He had a six pack (a/n: :D) All of the boys were jealous because they knew that that was a fraction (FRACTION. The rest is because he is a beautiful person. On the inside and the outside) of the reason that Keanu was such a charming, appealing boy. (a/n: boy, is he)