HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 19
Winter break was around the corner and all of the children were restless. Fewer kids were going home this year then any other year (only 3rd year Gryffindors). Only Hermione and Seamus. That meant two whole weeks of freedom. FREEDOM. The rest of the school was going home as planned. In fact, more kids than usual were going home this year and it only left around 10 kids that were not 3rd year Gryffindors. There was only going to be one teacher who was staying for the vacation, and that teacher was Annabelle! IF she could qualify as a teacher. Art is a class! No supervision. The castle was 'programmed' to put food on the table and make beds every day. Life would be great.
But there was still two weeks of school left.
"Crap, I can't wait until winter break," Leila said. Everyone rolled their eyes… because they all felt the same. It was midterms week so everyone was studying.
"I hate this," Erica said.
"I love this," Once again, everyone thought that Hermione was out of her geek/know-it-all stage but she just proved us wrong.
Meanwhile, there was chaos in the Slytherin house.
"What are you talking about?" Malfoy screamed at Crabbe. "Merlin's beard was 4 feet long!"
"No way!" Crabbe yelled. "It couldn't be that long. It was 3 and a half,"
"I distinctly remember Professor Hudeglock say that it was 4,"
"Nope, it was 5,"
"FIVE!" everyone yelled. It was found to be that that small voice actually belonged to B.N.P (Bloody Nose Picker). (a/n: disgusting, isn't it?)
"Get away you Bloody Nose Picker!"
"'S my name!" he yelled. His teeth stuck out from underneath cracked lips and one of his eyes faced outwards. His robes were ripped and his hair greasy. "I've got the best memory in Hogwarts. It was 5," The rest of the children, disgusted with B.N.P., dismissed the subject because he had taken part in the conversation. "I'll be back," he whispered to himself. "I'll get those bloody not Bloody Nose Pickers. If it's the last thing I do,"