HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 21

During the second day of winter break, some of the kids from Slytherin (but also had good intentions) broke into Dumbledore's office and stole some money so that they could buy a couple of big screened TVs for all of the kids who where staying for the holidays. So the girls' and boys' dormitories for the 3rd year Gryffindors both had and so did a couple of other dormitories.

Of course, the boys used their new TV for weird boy things (a/n: can't you just guess?) and the girls used theirs for watching sitcoms and MTV (and movies on demand! Duh) Of course the bill would go to Dumbledore but he would never know because he just pays his bills without paying any attention to what he is paying for.

Leila had moved into Orly's room for the holidays.

Everyone spent most of their time chilling in the common room and enjoying vacation. Sometimes they would go outside and play in the new snow, but rarely. (Lazy)

Danielle (Izzy the Rat-Boy's ex) had stayed for winter break and had found another boy who loved her oh-so much. His name was James and he was in Ravenclaw… like her. (a/n: I think) He was tall and handsome and they were always making out in the broom closet. (a/n: haha Danielle)

Jub had gone home for the holidays but would soon be back, seen with the girl with the HUGE butt.

"Hey, what's kickin'?" asked Seamus in his very fake American accent as he entered the common room.

"Nothing," Ethan mumbled. "Why do you do that?"

"What?"

"That stupid fake accent,"

"What are you talking about?" Seamus asked. Ethan sighed and went back to reading a book called "The Deformed Lion". Seamus knew that his accent sucked ass but he just kept working at it.

Ethan had recently been fighting more and more often with is Agist about Keanu.

"He's a bitch!" the Agist would say.

"He's a cool guy!" Ethan said.

"You're a crazy shit head," the Agist said.

"Look who's talking,"

The conversation usually ended in a "Fuck this," or a "Fuck you," from one of the two. The Agist, although never officially won the fights, but was starting to get Ethan to see all the bad in Keanu. (There really was none but the Agist could twist the truth a bit). But Ethan was trying his hardest to not listen to that little Son-Of-A.

A few kids would leave the school frequently and go to nearby towns (like Hogsmead). (a/n: No that is NOT a contradiction) Erica would leave so that she could escape the attack of couples that had come down on the school. She didn't' like anyone and she didn't know what to do. She had noticed that Ron would stare at her when he thought that she wasn't looking but then when she noticed is eye on her he would pretend that it never happened and denied it when she confronted him about it.

"I don't know what you are talking about," he said.

"Ron, I saw you,"

"That's not possible because it never happened. Maybe you were hallucinating,"

"Ron, I'm not on crack,"

"You sure about that?"

"Why don't you just go to hell and tell the truth when you get there? Ok?" Ron rolled his eyes and walked away and Erica stormed back to the common room where she knew that someone would be there when she got there.
"Crazy son-of-a-bitch," she mumbled to herself as she walked away. Why did she even care if Ron was looking at her if he was so insensitive. Now Keanu on the other hand… But she didn't like Keanu. Or not at least like that. She just respected him with all of her heart because of the great person that he was and the way he and Paige went together so well. She needed to find someone like him.