Kim Possible Meets Robocop p 10
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Robocop. Wish I did though.
Bonnie Sees the News and Josh Freaks Out
Back in Middleton, Bonnie is planning her day to include the Detention she had managed to delay until today when she sees the News. She then turns up the volume to listen in interest.
"Earlier this morning, a strange earthquake was reported in Delta City, located in a swank area of Detroit, Michigan. The earthquake was reported to have been 7.1 on the Richter Scale. Two minutes after the quake hit, another struck, this one reportedly 6.9 on the same Scale. The U.S. Geological Survey reports there are no fault lines in Michigan at all. It's possible the source of the quakes were machine made. We'll have more as the story develops."
Bonnie sighs and says, "At least Kim and Ron are nowhere near there. Or are they? I better call Josh. Maybe he knows where they went to."
She then dials his phone number and says, "Josh, Bonnie. Do you know where Kim and Ron went to? They did? Oh boy. You mean you haven't seen the News yet? Turn them on. Okay, bye." She hangs up and says a quick prayer, hoping they'll both be all right.
At his house, Josh watches the News and listens to the Newscaster. As he listens, he starts freaking out, tearing things off of the walls and throwing them onto the floor, screaming and crying like a spoiled little punk.
He then says, "When Kim gets back, I'll tell her not to be anywhere near that nutty loser, Stoppable. He's a walking disaster zone." He then smiles and elects to take a page out of Bonnie's book.
He calls Bonnie back and says, "Bonnie, Josh. I'd like to help you get rid of that nutty loser, Stoppable. What do you mean he's not a loser anymore? You've changed your view of him? You're the loser and not Stoppable? Okay, Ron. Why? Because he's a walking hazard and he may get Kim hurt. What do you mean he won't let that happen? He's got a crush on her and she's crushing on him? You want them to get together? No, I won't let that happen!" He slams the phone down and gets ready for school.
Back at her house, Bonnie smiles her barracuda smile and says, "One day, he'll wind up old and alone, like Ron told me I would wind up being. Thank you, Ron. You've inspired me to better myself and forget about popularity. This is for you, my token of peace." She then giggles and gets ready for school, eager to survive the school day without insulting anyone. She thenstarts finding herself looking forward to Detention, for once.