HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 22
After 4 days, Erica had found the guy of her dreams sooner than she had expected. His name was Leonardo DiCaprio and he had come into Hogwarts to visit his cousin, Heather Croy (-DiCaprio). (a/n: HAHA!) He was very sexy (in her opinion at least). (a/n: not in mine, haha, sorry Erica) He was sensitive and romantic (in her opinion at least). And he had a six-pack, something that he and Keanu had in common. (a/n: :D. Of course) Leila was (of course) still proud of her man, Orly and Harry was pretty happy with Morgan. They had gone on a couple more dates and went to Hogsmead together during the vacation. Paige and Keanu were busy doing everything they might have already been doing. Making tee shirts. Drinking coconut drinks. Listening to Lucky Boys Confusion. Taking naps on some random hammock. Prank calling the Dursleys. Having snowball fights with everyone. Taking broom rides to the Bahamas and making out on the beach when the tide was coming in (like in the movies). Feeding each other cake. (a/n: hehe)
On the fifth day, these guys who called themselves the Fab 5 came to Hogwarts. They were really gay. Literally.
"AAAAH!" Izzy the Rat-Boy said. "They're so gay! AAAAH!" (his laugh is weird).
"Ok," one guy named Thom said. "We're here to evaluate all of the boys!" He seemed excited.
"Right," another named Kyan said. "And whoever needs our powers will get it!"
"Isn't that just magical?" One named Carson said. (a/n: THE FAB 5 ROCKS! Also, they sorta can read minds and know what everyone's personalities are like) So all of the boys that had stayed for winter break lined up in a row. The girls got to watch. First came Leo.
"You're pretty good. We've just gotta do something about that hair, though," So in came the hair stylist and he did his work. "Fix that little bit of snobbiness that you got from being a star when… well, never mind," Next came Harry.
"You're great. Just a tad messy though," One of the Fab 5 came in and fixed up his clothing and made his hair look cool. "Great! You've gotta have more confidence though," Then came Orly.
"Eh, we think the goatee's gotta go." So the hair stylist came in again and shaved off his goatee. "Good,"
"NOOOOOO!" Leila screamed. She loved his goatee. Anyway, after Orly came Nevile.
"Uhhh," they said. "You need some work," So Carson brought out some cool new clothing and the hair guy did Nevile's hair. And Kyan taught him some new grooming habits because his sucked ass. "More confidence please! Look at you! You look like there is no person on Earth who likes you at all," After Nevile came Izzy the Rat-Boy.
"Well, the hair's kinda weird,"
"But this is a new haircut!" Izzy the Rat-Boy protested.
"Doesn't matter," So the hair guy came in and gave Izzy the Rat-Boy a haircut that actually made his ears look normal sized. "And cut out that ridiculous laugh," After Izzy the Rat-Boy came Ron. Oh my god.
"You're the worst!" they said. Ron was wearing that weird hat with the strings because he was constantly cold and his clothing consisted of something that Samson Hertz would wear but maybe worse. He was wearing weird plaid pants and a black vest with a red and green striped shirt underneath. Too bad that would have looked a LOT better on Samson. Everyone who had come came into the room. The hair guy did Ron's hair and actually made his hair look sorta hot. Then Carson confiscated his clothing and he stood there in his Power Rangers underwear until they could find something that Ron could wear that would make him more appealing. When they were all finished, they said, "Well, he still sucks but that's the best we can do," Ron looked fairly ok. Then came Ethan.
"Oh, he's cute," Carson said to Kyan. (a/n: HAHA!) "But get out of that tee shirt!" He brought out some cool shirts and then Ethan was done. "You're sweet," Then there were some random kids from other houses and finally last but unquestionably not least came Keanu.
"Wow," the guys said. "He's got it goin' on," (a/n: HAHA who's sad now?) "He's got the hair,"
"The clothes,"
"The skin,"
"The body," (a/n: FO SHO!)
"The eyes"
"He's hot," Paige grinned at Keanu and he returned it.
"OOH and the smile," Carson said.
"Oh and he's romantic and sensitive!"
"And funny,"
"AND PERFECT!" one screamed. Keanu laughed. "Got a girlfriend?" one asked. (a/n: It's not like they were interested. They just wanted to know)
"Yeah," Keanu said laughing. He pointed to Paige.
"Lucky, lucky girl," someone said. "I envy you," he said pointing. Paige laughed.
"I know. You should," She and Keanu exchanged a dotingly look. So after Keanu, the Fab 5 left and everyone went back to the common room.