Kim Possible Meets Robocop p 12
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Robocop. Wish I did though.
Televised Threat and Storming the Tower.
Alex and the others huddle around the television to see what the hubbub was. What they see shocks them.
"People of Michigan, I will activate this computer and bombard it with bad jokes. Jokes so bad, the only response it will have is to laugh at them, causing even bigger earthquakes. You thought Mr. Murphy's ploy was real, but I know better. Mr. Murphy's Father is deceased, shot to death in the line of duty. However, this is real." He moves to the side and blinking lights can be seen on the face panel of the massive computer.
He returns to the screen and says, "Unless you bow to me as your supreme ruler, I will riddle the computer's A.I. with so many bad jokes, the devastation will be worse than this morning. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
His face takes a grim look and he adds, "On a more serious note, there is a large mechanical man in here and he needs to be buried." The screen then cuts off.
Kim and Ron look at each other and decide they should call Wade. Kim brings him up and Wade smiles in relief that they're all right. Wade then says, "You guys are going to be in for a surprise when you get home."
Ron asks, "What kind of surprise? I could use some good surprise news when it's all done."
Wade replies, "I can't really say, but it involves Bonnie Rockwaller."
Kim, in disbelief, asks, "Bonnie? Any news about Bonnie I can handle when we get back home, but a surprise? We'll address that later. Any chance you can analyze some information for me? Please and thank you."
"Sure, just send the info via modem." Robocop nods and transmits what he had caught over the net. "There, got the info, Kim. Need anything else?"
Kim replies, "No, we're okay." She signs off and sits with Ron and Rufus.
James says, "Those two look good together, Dad. I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone like Kim and Ron. A female someone, of course." Robocop can only nod at that.
Twenty minutes later, Wade calls back and says, "Kim, the computer is barely operational enough, let alone able to laugh at really bad jokes. However, since I'm not familiar with it, it'll be best not to take chances. Drakken's scheme has to be stopped cold." Kim nods grimly, Ron and Rufus sharing her sentiment.
At that, Kim, Ron, Rufus and Robocop go back downstairs, get into Robocop's car and Robocop drives them all to OCP Tower, toward the biggest and baddest fight they will ever have.
Robocop pulls the car right into the lobby and says, "Stay in here. The last time I was in here, the laser cannons in the wall were lethal." Kim, Rufus and Ron can only nod in understanding. To their surprise, nothing happens.
Robocop cautiously waves them out of the car and to his side. He then activates his electronics detector and finds none active. Perplexed, he shrugs and the group starts making it's way upstairs.
As it makes it's way, Kim and Ron get the feeling that OCP had shut it's lethal defenses down ever since the pulse. Robocop picks up this by looking back at them and he nods it's a possibility. Shortly, they arrive at an office that they had hoped to avoid, the office of Sara Cable.
Sara comes out with a wild-eyed stare and starts attacking Robocop. She yells out, "Why couldn't you have shot him in the head? That would have prevented this whole damn mess! Because of your friendship with John, I had to shut off the lethal defenses even though they weren't affected by the pulse! It was a condition of the Courts to have no lethal weaponry working at all! It's all your fault!" Kim can take no more of the verbal assault on Robocop and bashes her foolish mouth in.
Kim then tells her, as she sinks to the floor unconscious, "You are so much like Bonnie, it makes me want to retch. Take a nap and you'll feel a little bit better." At that, Kim turns to Robocop and says, "Sorry about that, but she was bugging me, just like Bonnie."
Robocopnods his understanding and puts his hand to his right thigh. Suddenly, it opens and sends a massive handgun into his grip. He brings it up and says, "This is my best friend in the world. The Auto 9 pistol. This guyfires three round bursts. Ideal for disabling a computer that's mal-programmed."
Kim, Rufus and Ron can only gulp at the devastation it would wreak upon the computer, given the weapon's size.Robocop adds, "Besides, I haven't been shooting in a while. Gets boring after a time, not shooting your best friend in the world." He then lets out another thunderous laugh, only, this time, no quaking.
He then smiles and says, "I've done it. I've gained control of my laughter. Enough celebrating. Let's go stop Shego and Drakken." Kim, Ron and Rufus nod their heads in agreement and make their way to the location of the defunct S.A.I.N.T. Computer.