ALMike Enters the Room

ALMike: Welcome to the second chapter in Book One! The reason these are books is that I hope to publish them soon. Now for bigger and better things.

ALSam enters the room

ALSam: Yo doodz! Welcome to the chapter about me and my brother! Of course, Mike's in there too. Why, you will have to read.

ALMike: I Can't believe that no one came on the channel! I guess this chapter is dedicated to Sam, because he was the only one that came on the channel. I wrote this on my Pocket PC! Lauren, start the dictation.

Beginning chapter Two. Start?

ALMike: Yep. But first a DC.

Kay.

(Disclaimer) ALMike does NOT own any Code: Lyoko chars, last names, or the such. Sam and Sora own themselves. All characters portrayed are acted by a real life human being. ALMike, nor the Real Lyoko Team, own trademarks of Nintendo (Though they own some products) or anything to do with Advance Wars. (Except that they own the game) (/Disclaimer)

Chapter 2: Ulrich's Incident

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Sam Thwacked into his room. He grabbed hishandy dandy pistol and shoved it into his hand so it merged with him. He was now ready. "Mike, I'm about to start," he said to no one in particular. "Great Sam." Mike's voice came out of nowhere. " Lauren is your tac ops for this mission. S&D. Pretty routine. You know the drill. Lauren, you on?"

I'm here, Sam, Mike. (SemiA.N.Mike) Lauren's in the fic. Yeah, in case you haven't figured it out, they're using comms.(/SemiA.N.)

Okay Sam, now's your only chance to shine!" Mike said.

"Really?"

"No."

"FAG HOBBITSES!"

What... Was that all about?

"Don't worry about it," Mike said. "It's his thing. Like mine is occasionally glitching. Same Diff."

Okay then. But it's still weird.

"Sam, set your comm to M-mode. We won't need Ulrich hearing us."

"Okay." Sam Replied. He took his hand, and a keyboard popped out of his wrist, which he promptly typed something in. (Semi A.N. Mike) M-Mode is mental mode. We will use single quotes ' to outline M-speech. Lauren will be regular font, but with 's. (/Semi A.N.)

'Lauren, do you read?'

'here Sam.'

'Let's do this.'

He left his room. He stopped outside Ulrich's door. 'shoot, I didn't think of what to do! What do yu think about an AdvWar tourney?'

'will he die? If you win I mean.'

'I'll make sure. Trust me, I'm unbeatable in AdvWar. I have just the map.'

Sam knocked on Ulrich's door. "I'll get it!" could be heard from inside. Odd opened the door. "Hey Sam!" Odd said.

"Can I borrow your advance? And advance wars?"

"Sure!" While Odd finds those things, Ulrich comes up to Sam. "Wassup bro!"

Ulrich, you know and I know that you are not a gangster."

"Okay fine. What do you need?"

"You. And what Odd's getting. Shoot, I don't need those. " he says to odd, "Don't worry about it! Come on Ulrich." Ulrich and Sam left the room. "GRR! I just found them!"

Sam and Ulrich walked to Sam's room. Sam and Ulrich pulled up chairs to a table. "Hey Sam, what are we going to do?"

"You'll see," Sam responded. Sam got out his game boy advance and popped in Advance Wars. "Mike gave me this game. He's got the newer game. And the DS. Grr, it makes me so mad!"

"Sam, the game's loaded." Ulrich grabs Sam's shoulder. 'do it,' Sam M-Speaks to Lauren. Ulrich is surrounded by a white light. he screams, before he travels through Sam into the Advance. "Hey Ulrich!" Sam says to the Advance.

"How did that happen!" the Speakers blare out. Ulrich's Lyoko profile is on the 1P box of the loading screen. "This will be fun! We will battle in Advance Wars! Yo know how to command your armies already, heck, you're in the game."

"I'm ready when you are!" Ulrich says. "But what happens if I lose?"

"you'll find out, once you lose. IF you do." Sam presses the start button. The game loads. on the top of the map is a bunch of blue and gray buildings, airports, and a Tower, and on the bottom are 2 red buildings, an airport, and a tower. On the bottom of the screen a red box with Ulrich's face reads "No fair! You get way more buildings than I do!"

"Make the best of yours," Sam says. 'now, should I go for the HQ or destruction?'

'I'd go for both. Besides, don't you prefer destruction?'

'yeah, but I'll go for non-painful.'

(Insert battle here, Sam) (Semi A.N. Mike) Reader, if you see this, you know Sam's a slacker.(/Semi A.N.)

Sam had almost taken Ulrich's HQ. The Red Box appears again, saying "I give! Don't defeat me!" but Sam fishes his capture of the HQ. Ulrich Disappears from the console. 'Lauren, tell Mike he's done.'

'Okay."

'And I didn't even have to use this, "as he pulled his gun out of his hand.

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Mike was in ReFresh. He was in all white garments. Then Ulrich came in, screaming. THUD! He hit the ground. "Hello Ulrich." Mike said.

"Who are you? Am I dead? Is this heaven?"

"Mike, yes, no."

"Lyoko?"

"Yes. You died. You're permanently Lyoko."

"Damn! Can you Robot me? Pleease?"

"If you swear allegance to XANA and the Universal Saviors, I can. but let it be known, you can't lie in ReFresh."

"Sure."

Mike materialized a bible-like object. In actuality, it was the codebook for Lyoko. "Repeat after me. I, Ulrich Stern,"

"I, Ulrich Stern,"

"Swear Allegiance to XANA,"

"Swear Allegiance to XANA,"

"And the Universal Saviors."

"And the Universal Saviors."

"Welcome, Member Ulrich."

"Welcome, Member Ulrich."

"You can stop repeating now."

"Okay."

Mike opened his keyboard and faced a wall. As he typed, this appeared. "/Mode +o #UniversalSaviors Ur1ch" and after that, "Mike sets mode +o Ur1ch" Mike says, "Open your keyboard. It's in your wrist, Ulrich. That name it typed is your username for Lyoko. It's the mIRC room we use. It's hosted on the Supercomputer. And it merged with Lyoko." Ulrich Opens the keyboard. " You will always be on. Use your keyboard. It will be on earth too. So now Type /Code Silver Devirtualization UOR." Mike Types it for clearance. And then deletes it out.

"Okay."

Ulrich types it, gets engulfed in white light, and returns to earth outside his dorm. He walked in. "What Happened?" Odd Asked. "Don't ask."

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Mike goes to ReCall. He calls back sam, who materializes here. "Samantha, your turn." And he types "/Do Devirtualization S4m4nth4" and Samantha Devirtualizes.

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Mike, i'm finished.

ALMike: Great! Now I can submit it. SAM, GET THAT BATTLE FINISHED!

ALSam: Okay, chill.

OLUlrich enters the room

OLUlrich: Okay, let's get ours finished. Oh right, it is. Bye!

OLUlrich Leaves the room

ALSam Leaves the room

ALSamantha enters the room

OLOdd enters the room

ALSamantha: Next chapter about ME!

OLOdd: and Me!

OLOdd slaps Mike on the back

OLOdd: Get working!

ALMike: Fine! Let me get this one submitted first though.

Mike, can I do it again?

ALMike: Sure.

Done.

(Man, this was long chapter. And the A.N. Dang, I better not make it longer.)

Bye!

Submitted by ME!