HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA
Chapter 25
"So what's your idea?" Ron asked. He didn't seem to be interested in Paige's idea at all but it wasn't like he could have though up anything at all.
"Ok," Paige said as they all settled down. "So this guy is obsessed with noses, right?" A bunch of the kids nodded. "So then why don't we just like build him a nose or something?" Everyone looked at each other.
"That might work,"
"But what about the raping people part?"
"Well, maybe we could like teach him or something that there are other ways to get what you want then making people pass out," Paige said. People nodded.
"But… how?" Erica asked.
"We'll wait until Hermione comes home. She'll help us figure out what to do,"
So winter break grew. The kids spent their time eating magical candies and relaxing in the common room. Some got bored and started on the plans for the giant nose that they were going to make. But they made sure to wait until Hermione got back before they started to be serious about it. Finally, after much relaxation and sexual activity, the break ended. Malfoy came back to school along with all of the people who despised him. Everyone explained to Hermione their problem, and of course, with her bright mind, she helped them figure out a way that they could build a giant nose that would produce (fake) mucus and blood. And so they started to build. They got some art supplies and started making a model of a nose out of paper Mache.
Meanwhile, Danielle and James were having a fun time doing their Potions homework. They went to Hogsmead together and made out in the woods (like Keanu and Paige except they didn't get lost). Hogwarts was hard at work.