One day, Seto Kaiba sat at his desk typing. He typed, and typed, and this is the first chapter of the story that he typed:
The story of the incredibly gay man.
By: Anonomyous
One day, an incredibly gay man went walking down the street. He wondered why no one ever really thought of him as gay, even though he wore the girliest trenchcoat he could find. He sighed. He was frustrated of trying to get all his fangirls and the world in generalto realize that he was in fact, gay. He sat on a bench and thought. He thought, and thought, when finally, he decided to take action. "I'll molest my little brother." He said to himself, "That will make them realize that I'm gay." So he walked up to his brother and gave him a long passionate kiss. His little brother, Mokuba, looked up at him and said, "Big brother, you scare me."
/That should show those fangirls/ Seto… I mean, the man thought to himself. Suddenly, a fangirl approached him.
"I just gave my brother a long, passionate kiss." He informed the fangirl.
"I know." The fangirl replied, "I saw. It's so great how much you love your brother."
Seto sighed. When would people understand him? And when would those goddamn fangirls leave him alone? He sat, and he thought, and he pondered. Then, finally he came up with the solution. He would let the media know he was gay. Then everyone would know he was gay. He went up to a reporter and proudly announced, "I'm gay."
The reporter glared at him, saying, "Shut up, I'm covering a breaking story." Seto looked around and saw it was true. People had dropped dead everywhere.
"What happened?" Seto The man asked.
"Oh," The reporter said, "An evil genius just invented a death ray to wipe out the human race."
"Then why are we still here?" The man asked.
"Because," the reporter explained, "The ray was a gay-o-ray. It only killed straight people."
"So…" the man said seductively, "you're gay?"
"Yeah." The reporter replied.
Then the man and the reporter made out.
The man then said, "I didn't really like that, I think I'm straight." then fell, presumably dead.
End of chapter one.
Seto got up from his computer. He was satisfied with his work for one day. He molested Mokuba, then went to sleep, only to wake up the next day and write chapter two, which you can read in chapter two of "Seto writes an incredibly gay story."
Yay! Our first chapter story.
In chpater 2, you will see who else has survived the gay-o-ray.