Hiniku : Hai , Soreha Hataraku

'Sarcasm: ya, that'll work'

Haru and Kisa Lover/ Sanrio Chan: Thank you for being the first person to review! I will try to tell you who's P.O.V. it's in. And Tohru is the one who transforms, but in Haru's body. Chapter 5 will be up by Saturday, I promise!

So ya. I don't own Furuba, and this is in Kyo's P.O.V. I'm making a attempt at humor, so you may want to have your bomb shelters ready for use: I'm only funny in person, I can't type humor. (But Sakura, you just did!)(not really )

Kyo's got a bit of potty mouth in this one, but he does in the manga too, so I felt it appropriate, and it's not my fault, okay?

One more thing, please give me criticism, it helps me a lot in the writing process, only the reader knows if it's a good story, or even if it makes sense.

Anyway, I'm gonna try to do a more serious fic based on Kyo if this works out. Well, ON TO THE STORY!!!

Shigure had been right. School the next day had been pretty interesting. Everyone wondered why rat boy and me were being so tolerant. Of course we had a good cause. Honda san was having a lot of trouble avoiding the grade nine girls, and Haru was flirting. With guys and girls. Now matter how funny it seemed, it would get Honda san in a lot of trouble, and it was scaring her friends. She had asked Shigure over and over if she could tell the punk and goth crew about the switch. Ya, great, why don't we just tell them about the zodiac while we're at it. Sounds like fun. It'll be a cute little emotional show and tell.

NO.

So anyway, other than that, and Haru trying to buy more skirts, ('They're so comfortable!') the day went pretty smoothly.

Oh ya, I forgot. Just as prince Yuki was leaving to go to the bathroom, the teacher called on me.

"Kyo san. What is the answer to question two?" She asked. She knew I had been sleeping. I could tell. pretty obvious.

"What, you don't know the answer? Pretty sad. The teacher has to call on a student to answer a question."

"Oh ya. Sarcasm. That'll work." She said. Sarcastically. Hiss.

It was obvious to both of us that this was an excuse, so not only did I have to admit I had been sleeping (lack of sleep from the past few days' adventures) and couldn't answer, but she called Shigure. He wasn't mad or anything, and he understood why, but he had to pretend to be mad, and I had to pretend to be an idiot for the rest of the day (much to the damn rat's pleasure).

"Tohru chaaaan," Momiji skipped along side Tohru and Haru as they discussed what they had learned in each other's classes. "how was school? Did anything interesting happen?" He questioned, trying to look cute. Tohru smiled, but shook her head.

"Nothing out of the ordinary, other than being in the wrong grade of course." Haru smiled too. They were rubbing off on each other already. I pointed this out quietly to the rat later, and he agreed.

"Tohru's more confident and relaxed, and Haru's being nice, and focusing more on the big picture." I nodded and walked away. I was just gonna say Haru smiled more and Tohru had the guts to diss a teacher earlier that day. Same thing I guess...stupid rat stole my idea! I growled and muttered random curses until supper was ready. Tohru had cooked it and there was no sign of a roast cow anywhere. I looked over at Yuki.

"Rubbing off alright." He said. I nodded solemnly and turned my attention back to dinner. Leeks. They were in miso soup, so it wasn't that bad, but they were leeks none the less. I sighed. Tohru got up and ran (awkwardly) to the kitchen. She came back moments later with a bowl and a plate, easily balanced in Haru's large hands.

"Sushi!" She said quickly. "I wasn't sure if you would want the soup, so I went out and bought sushi. Oh, I have some umeboshi onigiri too!" She seemed very proud of herself for remembering. I smiled a bit and muttered a thanks.

"So," Shigure began. "How was school?" I could tell he wanted to talk to me a bit, but I didn't care. I was still tired, and he'd have to fight me to get me to talk. But I wasn't in the mood for fighting either (now you know something's wrong).

"Kyo, what about you? I heard from your teacher that you had a good day." He said in a mock-happy tone.

"Ya real great. Just Peachy fun." I said as I rolled my eyes.

"Oh ya. Sarcasm. That'll work." He said.

"You two know each other don't you? You've been hanging out and going to conferences and book lover's conventions and who knows what else haven't you? You teacher dater. You STALKER!!" I yelled at him, then I dumped my rejected bowl of miso and leeks on his head. I was actually very refreshing. I recommend it to all you stressed out students.

Anyway, after supper and cleaning Shigure's kimono, me and Haru had a little stress relieving fight (also recommended) and I won. It wasn't really fair or honorable or anything though, because he was still in Tohru's body. So passed the otherwise uneventful day of tortur- I mean school. Yes, happy fun giggly exciting school. I have to sleep now.

I know it was short, but Kyo's not very fun to write about. I think the next story will be in Hori's P.O.V.! YAY! Then Gure chan, then Kagura chan, then Kisa (maybe) Then I'll finish off with omniscient tense (no one's P.O.V, but you can still see what they're thinking) and for the finale, Tohru!!!

-Furubacatclub

P.S. See the reviews for my other account, where I'll have an Inu Yasha fic shortly!