Det: Okay! Is this thing on? (checks switch of camera) Hi! Sorry I updated late. I was on vacation!
Ruby: Hiya! Anyway… it's a nice story right?
Becky(Rebecca): Yeah, yeah… whatever (snaps fingers) My juice, please.
Wakka: Here, my lady. (smiles widely)
B: Thanks (takes a sip) too sweet.
W: Just a sec (gets glass and runs somewhere)
D: What are you doing?
B: Sitting here like a queen…
R: …with Wakka as your servant?
B: I guess…
D: He does follow your every whim…
W: (comes back) What about this one?
B: Perfect… how about a massage?
W: Anything for you! (starts massaging Rebecca's back)
B: Mmmmm… Oooohhhh… that hit the spot…mmm…………
R: Wakka…
D: …would you…
R: …really do…
D: …anything for her?
W: Uh-huh! (continues massage)
B: A little to the left… I mean to the right… mmmmmm…
T: Hi!
D, R: Tidus! What are you doing here?
T: Det said she's looking for an extra guy to help around here, and she says I'm hired!
D: Uh…we were fighting a Bomb and it cast Fira on you… and what I said was your butt is on fire…and it still is…
T: AAAAAHHHHH! OW OW OW! HELP! (running around the living room like an idiot with a burning butt)
D: And since you reminded me… you're hired! Just read on. Don't mind him. I'll push him somewhere wet later…
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Chapter 3—Prove Yourself
Stairway to Mi'ihen ;)
After the happy hour (happy minute…) Wakka sat on the stairs heading to Mi'ihen blushing 'cause Rebecca's near him. And everybody's just doing something.
Yuna talked to Tidus about his depression while Det sat beside Wakka "I knew you had a crush on her" Wakka almost jumped 10 feet to the sky because she startled him. "Can you cut the surprising, ya?" Wakka said annoyed "Why? Were you thinking of her?" "No! Hey…wait a sec… how did you know Tidus, ya? You two seem close." Wakka said changing the subject "Not really… just four years of pure friendship" "F-f-f-four years?" "Yap! Hey! Why did you suddenly change the subject? So it is true…"
"I hate it when people tease me, ya"
"Well, it's better than lying"
Det-Det then approached Yuna and Tidus who are laughing their stomachs out.
"Hahaha? What are you two laughing about?"
"Nothing, actually" Yuna said trying to stop her laughing "Tidus just got out of control, I think" she was laughing again "He looks crazy when he laughs that's why I laughed at him" (happy minute!)
"Me? You were the one who started it" Tidus said laughing again.
"The better thing to laugh at is Wakka acting like he wants to go to the bathroom when Rebecca's near" Det suddenly said but without Wakka hearing.
The three laughed some more.
"Hey, let's go before they mistake us for mentally retarded people"
"We thought you three were going nuts," Auron said while we headed for the stairs.
"I told you he'll say that" Det whispered to Yuna and they both giggled at the point.
"Yeah, let's go!" Rebecca said
"You're coming?" Yuna asked
"Yeah! Ruby, Det, and I are gonna go with you"
"But I can't let you three be guardians. It's gonna be too many"
"No! Not as guardians. We just want to tag along. Plus, we're good backup" Det said showing her sword.
"Yuna?" Lulu asked. Her eyes showing question and wonder.
"Okay!" Yuna nodded "Welcome, guys"
"Hey! Can you play blitzball, ya?" Wakka popped the question to Det-Det.
"Of course, I can!"
"You can?" asked Yuna
"I train with Mr. Blonde over there" she said referring to Tidus
"Then do a trick with this blitzball" Wakka challenged her
"Sure" then suddenly the ball disappeared in Wakka's hands.
Det was dribbling the blitzball like a basketball. She was dribbling crazy! Then she pushed it to the ground real hard that it bounced to the air. The ball landed at the back of her hand and it rolled on the back of her shoulders then to the back of her other hand. Then the blitzball was spinning on her finger. She then looked at Wakka who gave her an amazed look. Everybody applauded and gave her amazed looks.
"Fast and great but" Wakka stated "can you kick it, ya?"
The ball stopped spinning and landed on her other hand.
"Tidus?"
"What?" the blonde replied
"Can you help me with My Trick?"
Tidus' eyes widened "Oh no… please, my shoulders and my head hurt! Choose Auron instead"
"But you have the perfect height! Please do it!"
"No!"
"Or else…"
"Or else what?"
Det whispered something to Tidus that no body knows. Even I don't know it.
"Fine! I'll do it"
Det grabbed Tidus' hand and positioned him near the edge of the(where they were laughing)…what was that? It looked like some sort of balcony…might as well. Det stood at the top of the balcony-like place. She looks like she's about to fall or something. "See that seagull?" Det asked, "Tidus throw the ball as high as you can" Tidus threw the ball upwards, Det jumped from the edge of the balcony to Tidus' shoulders and jumped from Tidus' shoulders to… well…up! She did a 1080 spin before she kicked the ball. The seagull she pointed earlier fell in the water as she landed on the ground on her feet.
"…"The gang was quiet because awe took over them. So quiet they heard the splash the seagull made when it fell to the water.
"Wow" Yuna finally said "You're good"
Then they walked up the stairs! Yey!
Mi'ihen Highroad
"I bet she can't even use her sword, ya"
Det pointed her sword beyond Wakka and her sword shot a fireball. When Wakka turned around a fiend was dissolving into pyreflies.
"You were saying?" Then she walked pass him.
"Wakka, a point of advise for ya" Tidus said to Wakka
"What is it, brudda?"
"Don't underestimate her. When we were 14 she already broke my arm"
Wakka gulped.
And so they walked…and…well…walked!
When they were about to reach an Al Bhed Inn, Tidus was carrying Det on his back.
"Why do I have to carry you again?"
"Because I'm tired?"
"Other than that"
"Um, let's see… I killed that wolf thing that almost ate your head off… I pushed you away from the fire ball thing that almost burned a hole in your pants…and…"
"Ok, skip that. I remember"
Now we're on the Al Bhed Inn.
"We're staying here for the night" Auron said
"But, but this place is ran by the Al Bhed!" Wakka protested
"And so? I'm tired"
"Oh fine!"
A few minutes later, it's already sunset and Det is already off of Tidus' back which is slightly aching. Yuna and Tidus were talking again. Wakka blushing again.Det, Lulu and Auron doing nothing again. Kimahri looking out again.Rebecca and Rubylisa crowded with fans again... You know… normal stuff.
After Yuna and Tidus' conversation…Det suddenly appeared in front of Tidus.
"Can we go to bed now?"
Tidus almost fell off his feet.
"Yeah… If you stop surprising people"
"Wakka told me that, too"
"You like Yuna, don't you?" Det whispered to Tidus
"Uh…um…well…I…"
"I knew it!"
And then they entered the inn.
"There are only 9 rooms left", Auron said
Det-Det was all excited and talking loud "Tidus! It's your chance! Sleep with… mhmhhhhhhmh" But (yeah) Tidus covered her mouth with his hand
Everyone was giving them weird glares.
Auron suddenly said "Two people have to share a room" The gang turned to Auron.
"Uh… Det and I will share the room, ok? Uh… bye!" Tidus said dragging the struggling Det-Det towards the bedroom then the door slammed.
"Those two were the weirdest people I have ever seen" Rubylisa said.
"I agree" Rebecca said.
Later that night the gang can't sleep except for Auron and Kimahri.
Wanna know why?
"I'll sleep on the floor!"
"No, I'll sleep on the floor!"
"No, I'll sleep on the floor!"
"No, I'll sleep on the floor!"
"No, I'll sleep on the floor!"
"No, I'll sleep on the floor!"
D: So…uh… review, ok? I expect Angel of Apocolypse to review once more. But please not in e-mail. I rarely check my e-mail.
R: Bye!
B: Bye!
W: Bye!
T: Bye!