"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway. Here are our contestants. Aw look at the cute little, Yamcha!" Yamcha's smile faces when he hears the word little. "That lucky dam, Piccolo." Piccolo nods and gives a slight salute as a wave. "Hey it's a, Krillin." Krillin sits there politely waiting. "And oh it's hideous, Vegeta." Vegeta aims his hand at everyone, warningly. "And I'm your host Goku, now let's go down and have some fun." Goku sits down as audience stops clapping. "Hello everyone, this is Whose Line Is It Anyway, the game show where the points don't matter. That's right, they're worthless just like the Sacramento Kings."

Yamcha stands up cheering, "Yes, yes! Take that Vlade Divac!"

"I thought he got transferred to another team in the draft…?" Krillin looked around confused but Piccolo just turned up his nose and shrugged.

"Now then, let's go onto a game called Show Stopping Number, it's for Krillin and Vegeta, Yamcha will be joining them later." At Goku's instructions, Krillin and Vegeta take the stage and Yamcha goes off to the side. "Ok you're trying to protect the last DragonBall from the Ginyu Force when you all of a sudden break into song and dance when I ring the buzzer."

Vegeta starts, "Listen Krillin, you have to give me the DragonBall so I can wish for immortality. If you don't then the Ginyu Force will destroy us all!"

"I can't do that."

"Then destroy it, that way they can't make their wish."

Krillin goes to destroy the invisible DragonBall but gasps, "Hu, hey what happened!"

"So, then it's true what they say!"

"Well are you gonna tell us what they say?"

"Yes they say…" Beep! "Hu?" Vegeta freezes and looks at Goku a little confused.

Goku shrugs innocently, "Sorry, delayed reaction."

The music begins and the two start to dance as Vegeta sings, "Simple and true what they say, a little bit goes a long way. Oh at the end of the day a little bit goes a long way."

"Hey, they're laughing at you, are you gonna take that?"

Yamcha rushes in:Oh hey sorry I'm late."

Krillin is shocked and confused, "What are you doing here, I thought we wished Piccolo back."

Vegeta gasped angrily, "You already used a wish!"

Yamcha grumbles and folds his arms, "Piccolo's not the star." Beep! Yamcha begins to dance around and sing, "Piccolo's so lucky, he's a star, but he die-die-died from Freeza's death beam. If there's one thing missing in his life, it's another chance in the fight."

"What, Freeza's here?" Krillin looks around afraid. "How will we know what he looks like?"

"I do." Vegeta raised his hand

Yamcha blinked at him, "Well, what does he look like?"

Vegeta pauses for a brief moment, then shrugs, "I dunno."

"What! Can't you see?" Beep! Krillin starts to laugh and marches around in circles, "Oh Vegeta can't you see, you are so beautiful to me!" Beep!

"That was great, a thousand points to Piccolo." Goku announced. Everyone is shocked.

Piccolo nods approvingly, "It's about dam time."

"Alright let's go onto a game called Superheroes, this is for all four of you. Piccolo, you're a superhero about to save the world from a crisis and will later be joined by your colleagues. What I need from the audience is a name of an unlikely superhero."

The audience yells out names, "Handy Man! Candy Man! Mr. Moo-moo! Don Da-Da Don!"

"Hey I liked that Mr. Moo-moo one. Ok and our crisis is….?"

Somebody in the audience yelled soonest, "The milk went sour!"

Goku smirked, "Nice, sounds like you've been planning for this one. Alright Mr. Moo-moo, the milk has turned bad. What, oh what will you do?"

Piccolo is getting cookies out of the oven, "Ah, nothing like some chocolate chip cookies at three in the morning." Eats one and talks muffled, "Oh these cookies! Now I need some milk." Opens the refrigerator, drinks a carton of milk and gasps, still talking muffled. "Holly Swiss cheese, Batman! The milk's gone past it's expiration date!"

Yamcha runs in, "I'm here, what's the problem?"

Piccolo continues to talk muffled, "Oh thank god you're here, Random Acts Of Violence Man!"

Yamcha decks Piccolo's jaw, "Ha, ha, what's the matter hu? Got milk!"

Krillin rushed in, "I came here as fast as I could, what's going on."

Yamcha punches him in the gut, "It's Lice Boy!" He kicks his shin and runs away. "Don't get them in my hair. Ah, they're in my hair!"

Piccolo still speaks in a muffled voice, "The milk's gone bad, it went sour."

"What the hell is going on?" Vegeta walks over to Krillin and starts to itch.

"Hey, it's the Passes Out In 30 Seconds Drunk." Krillin smiles back at him.

"Hey I resent that…" Vegeta fell over on the floor, Yamcha runs over and kicks him in the stomach, Vegeta gets up and staggers over to Piccolo. "Sorry I can't stay, I have an AA meeting." He walks to the door but passes out half way."

Krillin's scratching his scalp, "He's had a whole keg, I'd better take him." He walks away from Piccolo who starts itching.

Yamcha goes over to Piccolo and punches him in the stomach, "I have an anger management class to go to, I'm outa here."

Piccolo still in a muffled voice, "But what about the milk…. Wait, I'm a cow!" Starts to drink from his pretend utter, "Ah, another crisis averted thanks to Mr. Moo-moo!" Beep!

"That was, uh, disturbing." Goku thought as everyone sits down and drinks from their glass of water. "Hey are you sure you guys want water, we have milk." He points to Piccolo.

"Hey I'm good for a go." Yamcha opens his mouth in Piccolo's direction.

Piccolo frowns in disgust, "Don't you have to get a rabies shot?"

"Alright, let's go onto a game called Funeral, this is for Piccolo and Yamcha. What I need from the left side of the audience is a name."

The audience once again yelled out names, "Mark. John. Sue. Larry."

"John, ok. Now from the right side, give me an occupation."

Audience members shouted out jobs, "Transporter. Piano mover. Circus freak."

"Heh, transporter. Alright you're singing about John the transporter who died."

Piccolo stood solemnly, "John was waiting for the cab to come, he decided to pass the time by watching the trains at the station. Suddenly a big semi truck came along and…" He makes car screeching noise and honking horns and Yamcha screams as Piccolo talks above him, "And, it wasn't…." Yamcha faints, Piccolo stares down at him. "Uhm, is this part of the act?" Beep! Piccolo drags Yamcha up to his chair.

Goku shrugs, "Well for that I'll give you ten browning points each, expect them in the mail two to three weeks."

Piccolo's fanning Yamcha with his hand, "Here, drink this." He holds up his fake utter.

Yamcha regains consciousness, "Ah! What the….?"

"Alright we'll be right back with the winner here on Whose Line Is It Anyway!" Goku smiles and after commercial, "Hey welcome back, here's tonight's winner, Piccolo!" The audience cheers as Piccolo puts his finger and thumb on his forehead like an L. "Now the four of us are going to do a little skit. What will we be doing Piccolo?"

Piccolo reads a card inside an envelope, "You have to perform a soap opera, but with one condition. You're hamsters."

Goku shakes his head, "What's wrong with you? Get some friends! …Hamsters."

"The hamsters are my friends."

"Alright, we'll do the hamster soap opera."

Yamcha runs on wheel then gets off, "Whew."

Goku sighs with relief, "Thank god you're done on that wheel, I thought you were going to be on there all day."

"Get off my back."

"Mom liked you." Krillin spoke up. "Mom didn't eat you."

Vegeta enters from the side, "Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get here earlier. Hey, milk!" HE stands there lapping at drink dispenser, which so happens to be the desk with the cow, Piccolo.

"Mr. Hamster Water Hog, someone's been eating all the kibble round here." Goku frowns.

Vegeta turns back around, "Not me."

"Yea, yea, it's been you. We were in your area last night. You've got food hidden under your wood chips. We saw you with your cheeks all stuffed."

Krillin turns from Goku to Yamcha, "What've you got to say about it Yamcha?" Yamcha has cheeks stuffed full of food, pauses, then tries to run away, on the wheel. Beep!

"Thank you! We'll see you next time on Whose Line Is It Anyway!" Goku clapped.

(Next time on Whose Line Is It Anyway….)

Goku reads a scene from a hat, "New jobs for the Taco Bell chihuahua."

(And Film, TV and Theater Styles gets too hot for Whose Line!)

Gohan turns to Krillin, "We can no longer keep things secret." He turns to Vegeta and they make out, Goku is laughing so hard he's crying.

(A bigamy hoedown with the cast of Drew Carey, and more all on the next episode of Whose Line!)

Ryan:

I've been practicing bigamy for all my life,

That means for many years I've been cheating on my wife.

One day she told me to look it up in a dictionary,

'Bigamy's defined as cheating with Drew Carey!'

All: Cheating with Drew Carey!