"Good evening and welcome to another episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway. Today our contestants are: looks like my son, Yamcha." Yamcha hides a beer can. "Is my son, Gohan" He looks around until finds the right camera. "Friends with my son, Krillin." Krillin sits there blankly. "And wants to kill my son, Vegeta." Vegeta gives a slow, solemn golf clap. "And I'm your host, Goku, let's go down and have some fun." Goku sits down, Gohan bows to the crowd as Yamcha prompts them to cheer, then Vegeta silences them immediately with his hand. "Hello everyone, welcome to the show where the points don't matter."

Krillin gasps in shocked gasp, "Really?"

Vegeta turns to Krillin, "Yes." He speaks snootily, "You see, apparently they were just a gag prize."

Yamcha wears a disappointed frown, "Humph, and here I was taking mine to the bank."

"Alright, this first game is called 'Film, TV and Theater Styles' and it's for everyone. The scene is, Gohan, you and your oh so lovely wife Krillin…" He pauses and looks up to see Krillin shaking his head with his arms folded, "…are greeting their new neighbors, Vegeta and his brother Yamcha."

"Can't I be Krillin's husband?" Vegeta groans.

"Ha ha, very funny. But you didn't let me finish Vegeta." Goku continues to read the card instructions. "The twist is, you and Gohan were roommates back in college. Now, what I need from the audience is kinds of genres that you enjoy seeing."

The audience yells out styles, "Action, comedy, dubbing, drama.

"Ok, that's enough. Start off and I'll buzz in with different styles."

Gohan is smirking, "Where are you going, honey?"

Krillin gives him an angry look, "I'm going to give our new neighbors some casserole."

"You haven't even met them and already you're trying to get rid of them?"

"Why must we be such the dysfunctional couple?" Krillin fumes.

"Maybe it's because you can't cook."

Goku buzzes, "Comedy."

Gohan continues, "Your cooking is so bad, bums would turn it away and rather starve."

"You're one to talk. Remember that old Saiyaman outfit from high school? And you thought my cooking stank."

"Low blow baldy? I never would've guessed anything less from you, below the belt is as high as you can punch."

"You know what? Forget this, I'm going to meet them."

"Great, I'll go with you." Gohan skips after him, the two walk over to Vegeta and Yamcha. "Ding dong."

Yamcha: opens the door, "Yes?"

Goku buzzes, "Action."

"Hiya!" Krillin throws casserole on Yamcha.

"Ah, my eye! It burns, I'm in hell!"

"No, you're our new neighbors."

"Same difference!"

"Take this!" Krillin attempts a matrix but falls on his back. "Ow!"

"Oh no, my darling, you hurt yourself!" Gohan goes to Krillin's aid.

Vegeta appears, "What's going on here… Gohan?"

Gohan gasps and turns, "Vegeta!"

Goku buzzes, "Foreign dubbing."

Gohan thinks Chinese and sticks out right fist, "I challenge you to thumb wars!" He continues moving mouth.

Vegeta moves his mouth before speaking, "I accept your challenge."

He sticks out right fist and thumb wars begins as they both chant, "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" They battle and Vegeta wins the game.

"Ah, no, you killed me!" Gohan pauses, then moves his mouth again.

"Why does my mouth keep moving?" Yamcha asks Krillin sadly.

Vegeta does Chinese dubbed laughter, "Aha, ha ah."

Goku buzzes, "Drama."

Gohan clears his throat, "Vegeta, it's been so long, how have you been?"

"Well, not too good to be honest. But now, now that we're together…."

Krillin cries out and Gohan turns to him, "What is it my dear?"

"I think I'm pregnant." He replies, leaving Gohan, Yamcha and Vegeta confused with a large sweat drop on the back of their head.

Gohan speaks up again, "But we never…."

Krillin cuts him off, "Yamcha is the father." Yamcha faints.

Gohan sighs, "I'm sorry I have to do this." He turns to Krillin. "We can no longer keep this secret." He turns to Vegeta and they make out, Goku laughs so hard he's crying. Buzz! Yamcha gets up and they sit back down.

Goku wipes a tear, "Gohan, how is it possible that you're my son! Ugh, I blame MTV. A thousand points to Yamcha and Krillin, the proud new parents of a four pound baby anteater."

Yamcha beams, "I'm gonna call her Goku."

"Ok!" Goku yells, disturbed. "Moving on, oh this is one of my favorite games: 'Scenes From A Hat'."

Yamcha speaks up in protest, "No, no, it's a good hat, I'm not judging the hat, it's the scenes that come out of the hat."

"Well don't knock me, the audience writes them." Goku pulls out a paper. "Drew Cary as leading roles of famous movies."

Yamcha closes his eyes, "Mmm, Rosebud." Buzz!

Vegeta hums the Indiana Jones music, "Ugh, Mimi, I hate Mimi! Why couldn't it have been snakes? I like snakes." Buzz!

"Alright, good enough." Goku reads the next scene. "New jobs for the Taco Bell chihuahua."

Gohan steps up and takes a deep breath, "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow…" Buzz! "Hey!" Buzz!

Yamcha speaks with an accent, "Yo quierro Pepcid AC. Soothing action-action-action." Buzz!

Krillin blows a cigarette, "Condoms? I wouldn't know, I'm fixed." Buzz!

"Heh, funny" Goku gets another one. "Cheap pick up lines."

Yamcha steps up, "Hey, uh, got a quarter?" Buzz, buzz, buzz. They sit down.

Goku smirks, "Taking things too literal, eh Yamcha?"

"It was a choice, and I made it."

"Ok let's go onto our next game, 'Duet'. This is for Gohan and Yamcha with Laura Hall and Linda Taylor." Goku goes to a girl in the front row. "Hi, what's your name?"

"Bonnie."

"And what do you do for a living?"

"I work at Bath And Body Works."

"Alright then, let's bring you down." Goku has Bonnie sit down on the stool between Gohan and Yamcha. "Alright guys, you're going to be singing to her like the Backstreet Boys." The two slap high fives. "Bonnie of Bath And Body Works, take it away."

The music begins and Gohan sings, "Everybody, (Yamcha: Yea, yea) wash your body. (Yamcha: Yea, yea) Everybody, wash your body right. Or you'll get BO back tonight." The audience laughs as Yamcha and Gohan boy band dance. "Hey, yea!"

Yamcha sings, "Oh my gosh, the BO's back again, sll the boys and girls are all running.

Run, head to the mall yourself, see Bonnie laying soap on the shelf."

Gohan sings, "She asks, do you want original? (Yamcha: Yea, yea) Do you want just one? (Yamcha: Yea, yea) Do you want a scented one? (Yamcha: Yea, yea)"

They both go back to back, "Bonnie is all that you need to wash your body right!"

Gohan starts again, "Everybody, (Yamcha: Yea, yea) wash your body. (Yamcha: Yea, yea) Everybody, wash your body right. Or you'll get the BO back tonight."

Yamcha takes it away, "Throw your hands in the air, wave them like you just don't care.

Bath And Body has a sale, buy all the deodorant on retail. Yea!"

Gohan sings again, "Do you want original? (Yamcha: Yea, yea) Do you want just one? (Yamcha: Yea, yea) Do you want a scented one? (Yamcha: Yea, yea)"

They both harmonize again, "Bonnie is all you need to wash your body right!"

Yamcha starts it off this time, "Now everybody from everywhere, comes to see Bonnie for body care. Bath And Body, gonna tell everybody it can help you when you wash your body."

Gohan closes it, "Everybody, (Yamcha: Yea, yea) thanks to Bonnie. (Yamcha: Yea, yea)

Everybody, wash your body right. Backstreet's back, alright!" Buzz!

"Thank you." Goku claps and Bonnie leaves, laughing and blushing. "We'll be right back with more and we'll find out who the winner is here on Whose Line Is It Anyway." After commercial… "Hello! And welcome back to Whose Line, tonight our winners is Gohan." Gohan stands next to him on the stage.

Vegeta cups his hand around his mouth, "Boo, it was rigged!"

"Me and him get to do our favorite game in the whole world, 'Hoedown', but we have two very special guests with us today. Please welcome, the founder of our show: Drew Carey, and his partner Ryan Styles!"

The crowd goes nuts and gives a standing ovation as Gohan starts groveling at their feet, "We're not worthy, we're not worthy! We're scum, scum I say! We suck!"

"Alright, and what will be our 'Hoedown'? Audience, name something you'd like to keep secret."

The audience yells out once more, "Sex change. Got arrested. Bigamy."

"Bigamy, bigamy, I said bigamy, ok sh, now be quiet." Goku looks over at Yamcha as he looks around nervously pulling at his collar. Goku smirks, "You got lucky this time my friend."

"I know." He nods, relieved.

"Alright then, the four of us will do the bigamy Hoedown, take it away Laura Hall." Goku cues the music.

Gohan:

Bigamy's a subject that I must digress,

Plainly it means to have unmarried sex.

But as for a bachelor I got it goin on,

Until I ran into none other than my mom.

Goku:

As a married man I must admit

I practiced bigamy, oops it slipped.

I'd gotten drunk in Vegas with my crew

It's not considered bigamy to see Krillin nude.

Drew:

I'm back here on Whose Line for a 'Hoedown'

Since I've been away I've been around.

As you can see Wayne and Colin aren't here

They're waiting for me back in my brand new Cavalier.

Ryan:

I've been practicing bigamy all my life,

That means for years I've been cheating on my wife.

One day she told me to look it up in a dictionary,

Bigamy's defined as cheating with Drew Carey.

All: Cheating with Drew Carey!

Goku is laughing, shaking Drew's hand, whose also laughing, "Thanks for watching everyone, good night!" As the credits role, Goku and Drew are still laughing, as Ryan and Vegeta are making fun of Krillin, and Gohan and Yamcha had gone behind the desk to sing to Bonnie in her seat again.