Scene – Elmo's World
Elmo – Welcome to my mind. Obviously I don't have a good imagination because the buildings are drawn from Crayola Crayons. Fucking Crayola Crayons! Today, I'm inviting my cousin Olme to come visit my lame mind.
Olme – Hi everybody, I'm Olme. You want to hear a secret? Elmo's really my dad.
Elmo – What the fucking waggles are you talking about?
Olme – I saw you fucking my mom. Want to hear another secret? I'm 17 and Elmo's only 15.
Elmo – Moving on. This is my pet goldfish. He can talk to me. What's that Goldy? You want me to kill Olme for telling my secret? OK.
Olme – Hell no Elmo! Ahh! Olme dies
Elmo – Remember kids, you can reach me through E-mail if you have questions that I don't give a damn about at: IFuckYoMomWhenYoureNotLookingATimapussy. Bye Bye!
Written by:
Neo123454
and
Itako-no-Anna Kyoyama