A/N: Hello! Let me begin by saying one thing.
- The reason the first 2 chapters are more funny than they are romance, its because this story starter as only humor, and I decided to make chapter 3+ into humor/romance. -
Thanks for the reviews, by the way. I have more ideas for writing now that it is a romance fic too... HUMOR ALONE IS JUST TO HARD FOR ME! I'm working on more chapters, but take note: Some chapters might not be as funny as others. Well, here we go!
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Shinji stands up slowly, and walks away. Asuka is just sitting there, her left hand folded gently on her heart.
Asuka: (Thinking) Did her really just say that...? Does he really...
Unknown to Asuka, Shinji is standing in a dark shadow watching her. Asuka decides there's too much to think about, and decides to go to her bed. Though, when she tried to open the door, she is surprised to find it locked.
Asuka: (Thinking) Ugh! Locked... Well, good thing Shinji has his own 'house' up here...
Asuka climbs into one of the sleeping bags, and tries to sleep. Shinji, still watching Asuka, hears her muttering something. He leans over a little, trying to hear.
Asuka: (Thinking) God... I am so confused, Shinji... You kisama, I love you, too...
Asuka stayed there, finally closing her eyes into peaceful slumber. Shinji, who heard what Asuka had said, slips on the wet roof, and lands face first onto the wet roof.
Shinji: Owwwww... Why me? I didn't know that when Kaji said I'd fall for a girl that it would hurt!
Shinji gets up, and CAREFULLY walks over to where Asuka is sleeping.
Shinji: (Looking at Asuka) (Thinking) She looks so peaceful like that...
Asuka: (Quickly opens one eye) Boo.
Shinji: (Stumbling backwards) AHHHHHHH!
Asuka giggles at the site of Shinji tripping over his own feet, and falling onto his head again. Asuka, now fully laughing, tries to stop laughing, but to no avail.
Asuka: (Gets up) You... Haha! (Between gasps and laughs) Shi-, Shi, Hahaha! Yo- you should've... Haha! You were so... Hahahahaha!
Asuka, unable to finish he sentence, falls back to the floor holding her stomach. Stumbling up to here feet, using the wall for support, she looks at Shinji. Shinji was sprawled out on the roof. His eyes were shut, and he looked like he was in pain. Asuka's face turned from laughter to great concern.
Asuka: (Worried) Shinji! (Runs over and kneels by Shinji) Shin-chan, are you ok?
(A/N: I stole that idea when I was reading ST Pika's story... Sorry and thanks! ^_^) Shinji: Oww... Asu-... Asuka...
Asuka: (Trying to hear) Yes Shinji?
Shinji quickly wraps an arm around Asuka's back, and pulls her down almost fully on top of him.
Shinji: (Blushing) Love you, Asuka.
Asuka: (Blushes) Shinji... (Reaches up to Shinji's face, then, very painfully slaps Shinji) How dare you walk off, leaving me all alone up here!
Shinji: Ooouuchh...
Asuka: (Lovingly) This... Is for getting the guts to talk, Shin-chan... (Gets up, pulling Shinji up with her)
Asuka pulls Shinji into a loving hug. Asuka and Shinji both enjoy the moment, the feeling... And they better, for it wasn't going to last long...
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47 minutes later, Katsuragi Apartment
Misato: (VERY mad) How COULD you two?! Look, you two are WAYYY to young to be enjoying ANYTHING in that manner... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Shinji and Asuka were caught sleeping next to each other on the roof. Apparently, Asuka and Shinji fell asleep in each other's arms... that is NOT a good thing...
Asuka: (Agitated) You don't even know what happened! Mein Gott!
Shinji just stands there, looking at the floor. He knew what happened was his fault. (Thinking) But can I say it..?
He wouldn't have to:
Misato: Asuka, I don't have to guess to know what YOU would do given the chance...
This set Asuka off.
Asuka: Mein Gott! (Screams a huge stream of curse words in many languages) Misato, go be the slut that you are and go rape Kaji or something!
Shinji gasped, looking up, surprised by Asuka's painful words. Misato didn't say anything. Asuka had done a bad thing. Misato fell to her knees, crying. Everyone had been deeply saddened by Kaji's death, but Misato had taken it the worst.
Asuka, realizing what she just said, starts to cry silently to herself, tears welling up in her eyes. Asuka, much like Misato, had been hurt, and possibly scarred, by Kaji's death. Shinji knew this well, for after his death, his torment only got worse.
Shinji: (Thinking) Oh man... How am I going to handle this... there's too many things that could hurt both of them, if I try... (Sighs) Well, I better try; I don't want them to feel like this.
Shinji gets between both of the women, wraps an arm around both of them, and pulls them into a comfort hug, whispering words of comfort to them.
Shinji: Shh... Shh... It's ok guys. I know he's dead, but we promised we wouldn't let it ruin our lives... Remember?
Asuka: (Standing up) Yah, Shin-kun... I'm going to go... (Sniff) to my room.
Asuka's door slides shut slowly. Shinji, still trying to comfort Misato, mysteriously finds it hard to breathe.
Misato: (Crying uncontrollably, squeezing Shinji) WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHINJI!! WAHHH I MISS Kaji!!! WAHHHHH!
Shinji: (Sighs) Stay here, I know what will help.
Shinji stands up and walks over to the fridge. Then, grabbing a few 6's of Yebisu, slams them down on the table. Misato's nose twitches slightly. Her ears perk up at the sound of a can open.
Misato: BEEEEEERR!!! (Lunges at the kitchen table)
Shinji: (Sighs) That always works... (Talking to nothing in-particular) Sorry Kaji, didn't mean to take Misato's longing from you, but she can't be crying over you all the time... She does have another life, you know.
When he finishes the sentence, he could swear he heard two words: It's Okay...
Shinji: Huh...? Did Kaji really...? Nah... I'm wishing too many good things for my "family". (Thinking) Wait... Family? Do I really consider Misato as my mom? Asuka as my sis- no, girlfriend? Even Kaji-...
Asuka: (Agitated) SHINJI! Why are you sitting on the floor doing NOTHING?? Help me clean my room!
Shinji: (Thinking) Well, she's in a good mood now. (Out loud) Yes, Asuka.
Asuka and Shinji walk into Asuka's room, and Shinji sees two medium sized boxes lying on the floor.
Shinji: (Curious) Asuka, what's inside those boxes right there?
Asuka: (Nervous) Uh... Nothin! Err, it's nothing Shin-chan! (Nervously shoves the boxes into her closet with her foot.
Shinji: (Sweatdrop) Um, if you say so Asuka.
Asuka: Ok then! Lets get to work!
Asuka's way of cleaning her room is sitting on her bed and watching Shinji do it.
30 minutes later
Shinji: (Putting her last empty soda can into a bag) Phew, all done Asuka. Your room was quite a me- AHHH!
Asuka: (Leaps off the bed and onto Shinji, pinning him to the floor) Thanks yah Shin-chan! You're so helpful!
Shinji is pretty uncomfortable right now, for Asuka's in just the right position for a good view of her, well... Chest.
Shinji: (Sweating) Erm... Asu- Asuka, uh... Can you, err... (Stuttering) Umm... get- t off-f p-p-pleasee?
Asuka: (Confused) Huh...? Shin-chan... Is something wrong? You're very sweaty, do you have a fever?
Shinji: Erm... Ah, n-no... Asuka-a, it's just... Um...
Asuka looks at Shinji's eyes, and notices what he's looking at...
Asuka: (Blushing furiously) Um... (Quickly gets off Shinji) I'm going for a walk bye!
Shinji: Asuka wait!
Asuka quickly shuts the door, and runs to the elevator.
Shinji: (Starts for the front door) Asuka! (Trips on the door matt, hitting his head on the door, knocking himself out)
Rei's apartment
(A/N: As I've said many times before, I can't write "Rei scenes" effectively, so, please excuse me if it's a bit crummy... Oh, and Rei is – err, I won't say. You'll have to R&R to find out. =P)
Rei is lying on her bed, her body relaxed, just staring at the ceiling of her apartment, thinking.
Rei: (Thinking) Boredom. How to cope with boredom. Thinking. When have I come up with thinking to cope with boredom? Who cares, I'm bored. The Commander... God I hate him. (A/N: Don't we all? I'm making Rei different from the episodes. OK? OK.) Why does he make me talk so, "Robotic" in front of him? (Mimicking herself from the earlier morning) "Hai Commander, Acknowledged, Roger Commander, as you wish Commander." bah, he needs to get a life. Or, better yet, lose his own.
Somewhere close to the Katsuragi Apartment
Asuka: Sheesh... What is happening to me? I thank Shinji for helping me, and all of the sudden I feel as if I did something... wrong.
Shinji: Asuka, you did nothing wrong. I just couldn't stand your... Beauty.
Asuka: (Nervous) Shin-chan, are you out here?
Asuka looks around, half hoping; half expecting Shinji to be outside, but no one is there.
Asuka: (Disappointed) Oh...
Shinji: (Sitting next to Asuka) (Wraps an arm around her shoulders) Look, I messed up Asuka-chan, can you forgive me, please?
Asuka: (Surprised) Shin-chan! You did nothing wro-... (Noticing a pleading look in his eye) Yes Shinji, I forgive you.
For the second time that day, Asuka and Shinji shared a caring hug.
Asuka: Shinji, I...
A beeping noise startles both Shinji and Asuka.
Asuka: (Startled, pulled back from Shinji) Uh...
Shinji: (His heart hurt from the sudden emptiness in his arms, but he disregards it, for he understands why Asuka moved.
Asuka: (Realizing what the noise was) (Pulling out her cell phone) Mein Gott! (Thinking) Asuka you dummkopf! You forgot to turn off your cell phone! (Putting the phone to her ear)
(A/N: blah blah = Asuka talking //blah blah// = Person who called Asuka)
Hello? //Hello? Asuka is that you?// Hikari! Did you have to call RIGHT NOW? //Huh? Did I interrupt something?//
Yes! Bah, forget it. What do you need?
//I was asking if you did your homework?//
Mein Gott! You called to ask if I did my homework?!
//Um, yes, is that a problem?// Grr, sorry Hikari, I have to go know. //Wait Asuka!//
Asuka: (Putting the cell phone back into her pocket) Sorry Shinji, I...
Shinji: Shh... (Laying back onto the grass)
Asuka started getting cold, Snuggles up with Shinji. Shinji stares at the sky while the Evening sky darken. Closing her eyes, Asuka starts thinking to herself.
Asuka: (Thinking) How did this happen...? I used to treat him horribly... But now look at us... Oh well... I'm glad things turned out the way they did. (Whispering) I love you Shinji-kun...
Shinji: (Stroking Asuka's hair) I love you too, Asuka-chan.
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A/N: AWWWWW! =P There, I'm done with chapter 4. Happy? You should be. ^_^ Sorry it took so long, so much crap to work out with school. You know, Exams, projects, book reports, registering classes for next year... So much junk to do in so little time. I'm hoping to start on the Next chapter soon.
OH!! If at any time you think I gave up on this story, think again! I said before, it may take a long time for me to get the next chapter up, depending on how many projects my danger-prone teacher gives me.
Until next time, Ja ne!
PS: I fixed up this chapter a little... Made a few changes, added "(Thinking) everywhere, because my computer just wont add Italics when I upload it. I also changed nick-names around... just to be more WAFFy in spots. ( I think... lol)
- The reason the first 2 chapters are more funny than they are romance, its because this story starter as only humor, and I decided to make chapter 3+ into humor/romance. -
Thanks for the reviews, by the way. I have more ideas for writing now that it is a romance fic too... HUMOR ALONE IS JUST TO HARD FOR ME! I'm working on more chapters, but take note: Some chapters might not be as funny as others. Well, here we go!
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Shinji stands up slowly, and walks away. Asuka is just sitting there, her left hand folded gently on her heart.
Asuka: (Thinking) Did her really just say that...? Does he really...
Unknown to Asuka, Shinji is standing in a dark shadow watching her. Asuka decides there's too much to think about, and decides to go to her bed. Though, when she tried to open the door, she is surprised to find it locked.
Asuka: (Thinking) Ugh! Locked... Well, good thing Shinji has his own 'house' up here...
Asuka climbs into one of the sleeping bags, and tries to sleep. Shinji, still watching Asuka, hears her muttering something. He leans over a little, trying to hear.
Asuka: (Thinking) God... I am so confused, Shinji... You kisama, I love you, too...
Asuka stayed there, finally closing her eyes into peaceful slumber. Shinji, who heard what Asuka had said, slips on the wet roof, and lands face first onto the wet roof.
Shinji: Owwwww... Why me? I didn't know that when Kaji said I'd fall for a girl that it would hurt!
Shinji gets up, and CAREFULLY walks over to where Asuka is sleeping.
Shinji: (Looking at Asuka) (Thinking) She looks so peaceful like that...
Asuka: (Quickly opens one eye) Boo.
Shinji: (Stumbling backwards) AHHHHHHH!
Asuka giggles at the site of Shinji tripping over his own feet, and falling onto his head again. Asuka, now fully laughing, tries to stop laughing, but to no avail.
Asuka: (Gets up) You... Haha! (Between gasps and laughs) Shi-, Shi, Hahaha! Yo- you should've... Haha! You were so... Hahahahaha!
Asuka, unable to finish he sentence, falls back to the floor holding her stomach. Stumbling up to here feet, using the wall for support, she looks at Shinji. Shinji was sprawled out on the roof. His eyes were shut, and he looked like he was in pain. Asuka's face turned from laughter to great concern.
Asuka: (Worried) Shinji! (Runs over and kneels by Shinji) Shin-chan, are you ok?
(A/N: I stole that idea when I was reading ST Pika's story... Sorry and thanks! ^_^) Shinji: Oww... Asu-... Asuka...
Asuka: (Trying to hear) Yes Shinji?
Shinji quickly wraps an arm around Asuka's back, and pulls her down almost fully on top of him.
Shinji: (Blushing) Love you, Asuka.
Asuka: (Blushes) Shinji... (Reaches up to Shinji's face, then, very painfully slaps Shinji) How dare you walk off, leaving me all alone up here!
Shinji: Ooouuchh...
Asuka: (Lovingly) This... Is for getting the guts to talk, Shin-chan... (Gets up, pulling Shinji up with her)
Asuka pulls Shinji into a loving hug. Asuka and Shinji both enjoy the moment, the feeling... And they better, for it wasn't going to last long...
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47 minutes later, Katsuragi Apartment
Misato: (VERY mad) How COULD you two?! Look, you two are WAYYY to young to be enjoying ANYTHING in that manner... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Shinji and Asuka were caught sleeping next to each other on the roof. Apparently, Asuka and Shinji fell asleep in each other's arms... that is NOT a good thing...
Asuka: (Agitated) You don't even know what happened! Mein Gott!
Shinji just stands there, looking at the floor. He knew what happened was his fault. (Thinking) But can I say it..?
He wouldn't have to:
Misato: Asuka, I don't have to guess to know what YOU would do given the chance...
This set Asuka off.
Asuka: Mein Gott! (Screams a huge stream of curse words in many languages) Misato, go be the slut that you are and go rape Kaji or something!
Shinji gasped, looking up, surprised by Asuka's painful words. Misato didn't say anything. Asuka had done a bad thing. Misato fell to her knees, crying. Everyone had been deeply saddened by Kaji's death, but Misato had taken it the worst.
Asuka, realizing what she just said, starts to cry silently to herself, tears welling up in her eyes. Asuka, much like Misato, had been hurt, and possibly scarred, by Kaji's death. Shinji knew this well, for after his death, his torment only got worse.
Shinji: (Thinking) Oh man... How am I going to handle this... there's too many things that could hurt both of them, if I try... (Sighs) Well, I better try; I don't want them to feel like this.
Shinji gets between both of the women, wraps an arm around both of them, and pulls them into a comfort hug, whispering words of comfort to them.
Shinji: Shh... Shh... It's ok guys. I know he's dead, but we promised we wouldn't let it ruin our lives... Remember?
Asuka: (Standing up) Yah, Shin-kun... I'm going to go... (Sniff) to my room.
Asuka's door slides shut slowly. Shinji, still trying to comfort Misato, mysteriously finds it hard to breathe.
Misato: (Crying uncontrollably, squeezing Shinji) WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHINJI!! WAHHH I MISS Kaji!!! WAHHHHH!
Shinji: (Sighs) Stay here, I know what will help.
Shinji stands up and walks over to the fridge. Then, grabbing a few 6's of Yebisu, slams them down on the table. Misato's nose twitches slightly. Her ears perk up at the sound of a can open.
Misato: BEEEEEERR!!! (Lunges at the kitchen table)
Shinji: (Sighs) That always works... (Talking to nothing in-particular) Sorry Kaji, didn't mean to take Misato's longing from you, but she can't be crying over you all the time... She does have another life, you know.
When he finishes the sentence, he could swear he heard two words: It's Okay...
Shinji: Huh...? Did Kaji really...? Nah... I'm wishing too many good things for my "family". (Thinking) Wait... Family? Do I really consider Misato as my mom? Asuka as my sis- no, girlfriend? Even Kaji-...
Asuka: (Agitated) SHINJI! Why are you sitting on the floor doing NOTHING?? Help me clean my room!
Shinji: (Thinking) Well, she's in a good mood now. (Out loud) Yes, Asuka.
Asuka and Shinji walk into Asuka's room, and Shinji sees two medium sized boxes lying on the floor.
Shinji: (Curious) Asuka, what's inside those boxes right there?
Asuka: (Nervous) Uh... Nothin! Err, it's nothing Shin-chan! (Nervously shoves the boxes into her closet with her foot.
Shinji: (Sweatdrop) Um, if you say so Asuka.
Asuka: Ok then! Lets get to work!
Asuka's way of cleaning her room is sitting on her bed and watching Shinji do it.
30 minutes later
Shinji: (Putting her last empty soda can into a bag) Phew, all done Asuka. Your room was quite a me- AHHH!
Asuka: (Leaps off the bed and onto Shinji, pinning him to the floor) Thanks yah Shin-chan! You're so helpful!
Shinji is pretty uncomfortable right now, for Asuka's in just the right position for a good view of her, well... Chest.
Shinji: (Sweating) Erm... Asu- Asuka, uh... Can you, err... (Stuttering) Umm... get- t off-f p-p-pleasee?
Asuka: (Confused) Huh...? Shin-chan... Is something wrong? You're very sweaty, do you have a fever?
Shinji: Erm... Ah, n-no... Asuka-a, it's just... Um...
Asuka looks at Shinji's eyes, and notices what he's looking at...
Asuka: (Blushing furiously) Um... (Quickly gets off Shinji) I'm going for a walk bye!
Shinji: Asuka wait!
Asuka quickly shuts the door, and runs to the elevator.
Shinji: (Starts for the front door) Asuka! (Trips on the door matt, hitting his head on the door, knocking himself out)
Rei's apartment
(A/N: As I've said many times before, I can't write "Rei scenes" effectively, so, please excuse me if it's a bit crummy... Oh, and Rei is – err, I won't say. You'll have to R&R to find out. =P)
Rei is lying on her bed, her body relaxed, just staring at the ceiling of her apartment, thinking.
Rei: (Thinking) Boredom. How to cope with boredom. Thinking. When have I come up with thinking to cope with boredom? Who cares, I'm bored. The Commander... God I hate him. (A/N: Don't we all? I'm making Rei different from the episodes. OK? OK.) Why does he make me talk so, "Robotic" in front of him? (Mimicking herself from the earlier morning) "Hai Commander, Acknowledged, Roger Commander, as you wish Commander." bah, he needs to get a life. Or, better yet, lose his own.
Somewhere close to the Katsuragi Apartment
Asuka: Sheesh... What is happening to me? I thank Shinji for helping me, and all of the sudden I feel as if I did something... wrong.
Shinji: Asuka, you did nothing wrong. I just couldn't stand your... Beauty.
Asuka: (Nervous) Shin-chan, are you out here?
Asuka looks around, half hoping; half expecting Shinji to be outside, but no one is there.
Asuka: (Disappointed) Oh...
Shinji: (Sitting next to Asuka) (Wraps an arm around her shoulders) Look, I messed up Asuka-chan, can you forgive me, please?
Asuka: (Surprised) Shin-chan! You did nothing wro-... (Noticing a pleading look in his eye) Yes Shinji, I forgive you.
For the second time that day, Asuka and Shinji shared a caring hug.
Asuka: Shinji, I...
A beeping noise startles both Shinji and Asuka.
Asuka: (Startled, pulled back from Shinji) Uh...
Shinji: (His heart hurt from the sudden emptiness in his arms, but he disregards it, for he understands why Asuka moved.
Asuka: (Realizing what the noise was) (Pulling out her cell phone) Mein Gott! (Thinking) Asuka you dummkopf! You forgot to turn off your cell phone! (Putting the phone to her ear)
(A/N: blah blah = Asuka talking //blah blah// = Person who called Asuka)
Hello? //Hello? Asuka is that you?// Hikari! Did you have to call RIGHT NOW? //Huh? Did I interrupt something?//
Yes! Bah, forget it. What do you need?
//I was asking if you did your homework?//
Mein Gott! You called to ask if I did my homework?!
//Um, yes, is that a problem?// Grr, sorry Hikari, I have to go know. //Wait Asuka!//
Asuka: (Putting the cell phone back into her pocket) Sorry Shinji, I...
Shinji: Shh... (Laying back onto the grass)
Asuka started getting cold, Snuggles up with Shinji. Shinji stares at the sky while the Evening sky darken. Closing her eyes, Asuka starts thinking to herself.
Asuka: (Thinking) How did this happen...? I used to treat him horribly... But now look at us... Oh well... I'm glad things turned out the way they did. (Whispering) I love you Shinji-kun...
Shinji: (Stroking Asuka's hair) I love you too, Asuka-chan.
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A/N: AWWWWW! =P There, I'm done with chapter 4. Happy? You should be. ^_^ Sorry it took so long, so much crap to work out with school. You know, Exams, projects, book reports, registering classes for next year... So much junk to do in so little time. I'm hoping to start on the Next chapter soon.
OH!! If at any time you think I gave up on this story, think again! I said before, it may take a long time for me to get the next chapter up, depending on how many projects my danger-prone teacher gives me.
Until next time, Ja ne!
PS: I fixed up this chapter a little... Made a few changes, added "(Thinking) everywhere, because my computer just wont add Italics when I upload it. I also changed nick-names around... just to be more WAFFy in spots. ( I think... lol)