Note: this chapter may contain crude humor. Please tread with caution and don't step on the poo. By the way, most of the characters in this story ARE made-up. Sorry if I didn't specify earlier...

Wario and Waluigi soon got out of the castle and went on a path leading to adventure...

"So, what are we supposed to do to find the treasure?" asked Waluigi.

"In order to find the treasure, we have to find the four pieces of the "Thingy." replied Wario while reading the map.

"And what is this "Thingy" supposed to be?" asked Waluigi.

Wario made a pause and said: "I have absolutely no idea."

"You don't even know?" said a panicking Waluigi.

"Well, what can I say? It's a "Thingy", not some milk at the local supermarket!" replied Wario.

They soon went into a path looking A LOT like a Super Mario Bros. level. The Wario brothers jumped on goombas, stomped koopas and grabbed various objects by hitting blocks with their heads.

"Yeouch! I think my brain hurts!" said Wario after hitting one of the blocks.

They eventually ran into a koopa that was walking back and forth...

"Hey, hold everything! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Listen, I've been doing this gig for the last 15 years: left and right, left and right...Well I can't take it anymore! I'm not gonna do it anymore!" complained the koopa.

Wario suddenly kicked the koopa, sending it flying miles away...

"What did you do that for, brother?" asked Waluigi.

"Well, you heard the man. He didn't want to do his job anymore so I decided to put an end to his misery!" replied Wario.

"You know Wario, sometimes I wish you'd use your brain to think things like that more often." said Waluigi.

"Me too-Hey!" said Wario as he realized what his brother just said.

They eventually got to the staircase usually found near the end of a Super Mario Bros. level.

"Not more jumping!" complained Waluigi.

"Don't worry, bro. I'll take care of that!" said Wario.

Wario pulled a bazooka out of his pocket and blew up the stairs with it.

Wario and Waluigi went to the flagpole, meaning that they almost completed the "level".

"What about the flagpole?" asked Waluigi.

"Forget the stupid flagpole!" replied an angry Wario.

He suddenly pulled a chainsaw out of his pocket and cut off the flagpole so that they could go through the castle.

After completing the level, the two brothers walked along the path until...

SPLAT!

"What was that?" asked Waluigi.

"I think I stepped on something!" said Wario.

He looked down and saw that they were walking on a path made entirely of yellow poop!

"Eww! Who put that there?" said Wario as he tried to shake off the poop that was on his foot.

"I don't think I even WANT to know!" said a disgusted Waluigi.

The two brothers continued to wander on the path, being careful not to tread on the poop, until they eventually came to a sign that said "Welcome to Stinky-ville!".

"That's not a good indication of what's to come" said an uneasy Waluigi.

"Geez, ya think?" replied Wario.

They entered Stinky-ville and they saw that the whole place was dirty; there were piles of clothes lying on the ground, piles of dung put in front of every house and a dump that had been put RIGHT in the middle of town, among other unmentionable things. There was also a nasty stench in the air.

"This place is disgusting! How can anyone LIVE in a place like this?" said a disgusted Wario.

"I doubt it's even more disgusting than YOU are!" said Waluigi.

"Why you little...!" said an angry Wario.

Just when Wario was about to strangle Waluigi, a fat koopa with a brown beard wearing a brown shell, brown boots and white boxers with red stripes showed up.

"Howdy-ho, strangers!" said the obese koopa.

"Who the heck are you?" asked Wario.

"My name is Kletus! Welcome to Stinky-ville!" replied the koopa. "What do y'all be doin' in a purty place like this?"

"We're here to..." started Waluigi.

"I know what you want! I bet you fellers want to smell the great smell of a country town!" said Kletus. "Why, just smell the glorious manly odour of my armpits!"

Kletus raised his armpit, releasing a stench so stinky that it made Wario and Waluigi faint when they sniffed it.

End of chapter.