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~~~~~~~~~Back to the woods~~~~~~~~~~

Inuyasha: And that's my plan!

Naraku: That wasn't a plan!

Inuyasha: Yes it was!

Naraku: It was not, and I know something about plans.

Inuyasha: It was too a plan!

Naraku: Not a good one.

Inuyasha: *hurt* Why not?

Naraku: All you said was 'we'll eat this lemon slice.'

Inuyasha: Sounds like a plan to me! *eats lemon slice*

~~~~~~~~~~ And thus ended the incredibly short life-span of the slice of lemon~~~~~~~

Moment of Silence:.....................

Inuyasha: So, then you think you can come up with a better plan?

Naraku: I KNOW I can.

Inuyasha: Fine, then try it. *smirks*

Naraku: Okay, here's the plan.... we poke Kagome in the eye.

Inuyasha: NO NO NO!!! NO EYE-POKING!

Naraku: Not even Kagome's?

Inuyasha: Especially not Kagome's!!

Naraku: Is it because of... that.... day?

Inuyasha: NO!! We promised we'd never speak of it!

Naraku: We can't keep it quiet forever! Soon everyone will find out... about... the piranhas....

Inuyasha: NO! STOP! STOP!

Naraku: And the open window....

Inuyasha: I'M NOT LISTENING!!!

Naraku: And.... Mr. Cuddly-buns....

Inuyasha: *punches Naraku* No... more... about.. that fateful day.

Naraku: *nods*

~~~~~~~~~~~~ The world is getting darker.. and darker.. and the cloud is growing.... making it darker..~~~~

Inuyasha/Naraku: Eek!

Naraku: We need a plan!

Inuyasha: -__-; I gave you a plan. You just didn't like it.

Naraku: Well, I gave YOU a plan, and YOU didn't like it.

Inuyasha: ... Well... then we're at a standstill.

Naraku/Inuyasha: *standstill*

Naraku: This isn't gonna work.

Inuyasha: Yeah... WAIT! There is ONE person who can help us come up with a plan!

Naraku: Who!? Who!?

Inuyasha: It's....

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(A/N: And just like that-- gentlemen! The ship is ours! Review, or I'll eat a potato.)