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Disclaimer: I disclaim this. That's all.

Thirty Seconds later

Naraku: A... teddy bear...?

Inuyasha: Not just any teddy bear! It's Mr. Wilson!

Naraku: You carry that thing around with you?

Mr. Wilson: xx

Inuyasha: It's all in the pants. nods wisely

Naraku: Indeed. looks profound

Inuyasha: profound profound

Naraku: profound profound

Inuyasha: profound profou---

Once their profound moment was over, they returned to the problem at hand!

Naraku: So, half-blood, how do we use this... this... teddy bear...

Inuyasha: Mr. Wilson. nod nod

Naraku: Yes... Mr. Wilson... to our advantage?

Inuyasha: First, we must put on these headdresses pulls headdresses out of pants --and dance a little dance. Then, we've got to run around in three dated bifurcators!

Naraku: Thuuh whaa?

Inuyasha: Three dated bifurcators! You know, the shape...

Naraku: ... thuuh whaa?

Mr Wilson: xx That translates to "dear gods, you fool! haven't you ever taken geometry?"

By the time Inuyasha finally managed to force Naraku into a headdress...

Inuyasha: Please?

Naraku: No.

Inuyasha: Please?

Naraku: No.

Inuyasha: Please?

Naraku: No.

Inuyasha: Please?

Naraku: No.

Inuyasha: Please?

Naraku: No.

Inuyasha: Please?

Naraku: No.

Inyasha: Please?

Naraku: Alright.

... and they had danced their little dance...

Inuyasha/Naraku: a-dance-dance-dancing the night away

... and they had run around in three dated bifurcators...

Naraku: starts crying What IS it?

The cloud finally went away!

Naraku/Inuyasha: Yay!

The day was saved.

Mr. Wilson: AHHmen, brothers! Can I get an AHHmen?

Innocent Baby: starts crying

And Inuyasha and Naraku spent the rest of the day playing Go-Fish by the river

Naraku: Any... aces?

Inuyasha: Hah! Go fish!

Fish: Ooh... goes

The End