A/N: A timely chapter 2! ^_^ Written by SatanCAT no less. *skitters off to write chapter 3* Enjoy!

Fruits Basket Forever: Chaos in Vegas

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Chapter 2: Why Us?!

By: SatanCAT Evil

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"Crap…" Kyou grumbled to himself, throwing his suitcase on the black marble floor.

"Why Kagura and the damn mouse?"

"Bakaneko," hissed Yuki, overhearing, "Are you suggesting that you want to sleep with Honda-san alone?"

"Y---no…"

The said Honda-san (ha ha) was currently gawking at the huge suite.

"Amazing!" she breathed, clasping her hands together in front of her chest in delight. "I've never stayed in a suite before!" Tohru gazed about the room-- Egyptian themed of course. There were vases filled with soft, green papyrus stalks, gleaming gold hieroglyphs on the walls, and splendid gold statues of gods and animals—a particularly beautiful white marble cat statue in the central room

"Nekonekonekkoneko!!!" screamed Kagura, racing over at her top speed (which was freakishly fast) to hug the white cat tightly. "The hell with laws," she trilled, "I'm taking this back with me to Nippon!"

Kyou sighed.

Meanwhile, in a similar suite next door, the Super Handsome Blossom Trio was unpacking—unpacking their respective SHBT clothing. (Yup, time for some serious hunk gawking)

Ayame finally finished squeaking about how cute the amenities were, and how soft the towels felt, and how shiny the bathtub was. ("Gure-san, want to take a bath together later?") Let's stare at him for a while: perfect, silky, silver hair; perfect, warm, thickly lashed golden eyes; slender, gold-clad form; and his---ahem. Never mind; let's move on…he he…^__^;; Stardust inserts herself and forcefully drags away a gawking SatanCAT -____-|||

"Aaaa…." Shigure moaned, "I need to use the bathroom!" he stands up from his suitcase and scurries over to the bathroom. He stops, staring. "The toilet…it has a SEEEEEAAATTT!!!!!" He shakes his head, relieving himself. "Americans sure are lazy…"

Hatori leaned against the door. "Shigure, you're extremely lazy too."

"AAAAHHH!" Shigure yelled, adjusting his pants. "Ha-san, you could've knocked first!"
         

"And missed your expression?" Hatore sighed. "Plus, you left the door open, stupid. Come on; it's time to go down and eat dinner."

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"Okay….let's eat normal-ish food. No made-to-order restaurants tonight." Hatori led the group toward the buffet area.

"Geez, that line is like a mile long…" Kyou sighed, putting his hands in his pockets (not to like, masturbate or anything), as they walked.

"Yeah, you're right for once…" Yuki eyed the line wearily.

"Ah well! We have each other—we can talk!" Tohru smiled, padding toward the end of the line.

"Wait--- I know what to do!" Ayame announced. He grabbed Shigure's kimono and strode off.

As the two of them approached the middle of the line, Ayame swiveled around to face Shiggy. "Shi-chan. Look for some young girl that looks like she can be captured by our combined charm…" He smiled, and then turned around again.

"There!" Shiggy pointed. A girl stood, solitary, eyes downcast.

"Okay move!: Aya and Gure glided over. The girl caught their movement and stared at them, enraptured. (not surprising! Hahaha…)

"Hello there…" Aya said in his silkiest purr…(kinda hard for someone to purr in English with a Japanese accent, but hey, this is a fanfic)

The girl blushed violently, stammering, "H-hi.."

Shigure slid his fingers through her hair. "Miss…" he whispered, "Can we share a bed- I mean table- with you tonight?..." Her blush intensified from beet red to… uh… really really red?

Seat secured, Ayame motioned for the rest of the gang to squish into the line.

"Sick bastards." Kyou and Yuki muttered simultaneously.

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Aya & Gure scanned the tiny food island. No takuan/takuwan(?), no inari, no ramen, no udon, no NOTHING!!!! Not even…green tea or miso soup. Just sushi, with their seaweed all soggy after being refrigerated all night. HOW, do U.S.A. people survive with such sad food?!

Sighing, they each reluctantly plucked a cucumber "sushi" from the stand and left, in search of some real food.

 Mostly, it was mindless talk, about the weather—boring, but there was an outsider at their table to consider.

 Here's what they had--

      Tohru's meal: a spoonful of everything

Kagura: Any protein-based superfood that would supposedly give her more strength to take care of the Kyou that kept getting beaten up by a mystery person. (I WONDER who)

Yuki had veggie soup, salad, and bread.

Kyou had a bunch of laughs at the mouse's wimpy meal. And soup. (ha

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Hatori: Anything that looked like it had been washed at least twice. He also requested that his fork be sterilized.

Shigure…dunno+ridiculous talk with Ayame that *shouldn't* have been mentioned at the dinner table.

Ayame: exactly 2 plates of nothing to piss the waiter off, and 5½ bowls of ice cream. (How DOES he stay thin?...dunno)

Then they went upstairs.

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"The bed! It's a freaking three feet off the floor!" Kyou explained, as he arranged his sleeping bag on the floor.

"You are a freaking cat, for god's sake!" Yuki exclaimed, throwing his pale hands up in exasperation.

"So?" was the defiant answer.

"How can you be afraid of heights?"

"I'm not. I just don't like sleeping high up. Thank the gods, at least I live  in Japan."

"Stupid."

"You wanna start something?"

"No; I just ate."

"Coward!"

"Bakaneko."

"Wanna fight?!"

"I told you, I just ate."

Tohru stepped out of the bathroom. "Who's next?"

Kagura grabbed Kyou's arm. "Come and shower with me!" She squealed.

"NOOOOoooooooo!!!!..............."

End Chapter Two

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