A.U: HEY! I know I haven't been here for some time... I've missed this place... -crying- I'M SO EMOTIONAL!
Sasuke: Uhh... What the hell's wrong with you?
A.U: I've missed all my loyal fans, baka! Wouldn't YOU miss YOUR loyal fans!
Sasuke: Of course not... They're all annoying...
A.U:... Good thing I'm not a fan of yours... -hides the Sasuke Shrine in her closet-
Sasuke: --;; I wonder if some relative of yours dropped you on your head when you were a child...
A.U: How did you know!... HEY IT'S NOT MY FAIR MY DAD DROPPED MY ON MY HEAD AND MY CUZ BEAT MY HEAD WITH A PLASTIC PHONE! (I WILL get my revenge on you Kari-chan! For stealing my plastic phone AND hitting me with it! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!)
Sasuke: Everything's so clear now...
A.U: -singing- I can see clearly now That the rain is gone!
Sasuke: STOP STALLING AND GET ON WITH YOUR CURSED POEM!
A.U: ... -looks all over the room- Who? Me? I'm not stalling! And you called it a poem! -cries... yet AGAIN- I'M SO FERARIEKING EMOTIONAL! (Try saying THAT word!) ONLY MY FRIENDS CALL THEM POEMS!
Sasuke: For a reason... They are FORCED to call them "POEMS"...
FlAsHbAcK!
We see both of A.U's friends in a dark alley talking to a dark figure.
: Ok remember... Call them poems and you'll get more money...
A.U's Friends: Yes sir... -run away screaming their lungs off 'cuz they've got a billion dollars-
:... -takes off the cape and it's...A.U! (Some surprise...)- SUCKERS! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! IT'S MONOPOLY MONEY! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!-lightning and scary music in background-
A.U: -MEEP! -gets scared of her own evil doings and faints-
EnD fLaShBaCk!
A.U: ... Huh? Did you say or show something?...I didn't do that... Anyway! Enough stalling!
Sasuke: Dobe...
A.U: -glares- Here's my poem! R&R... -scary voice-IF YOU DARE! -laughing crazily and chokes on her own saliva-
Inner Sasuke: Hey... I should take her computer now and mess up her poems... YOSH!
Sasuke: -looks around and then looks at A.U choking on the floor- Pathetic... -gets the computer, looks around the room once more and runs to the door with the computer-
Inner Sasuke: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM! TO ERASE THESE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT MY SO CALLED SAKURA SAID! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! -slips on a... inner brain leak... puddle thingy...-
Sasuke: ... I'll erase these things and NOT fall down...
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me! If it did... Well you guys have a pretty good idea of what could be happening in the anime!
Sure
I'm not so sure how I feel today
Not lonely like other days
Maybe sorry
But I just want to know why
I feel like this today
I just want to know how sure
How sure...
I feel about myself
I don't know but
I feel like I'm going to hurl
I just want to prove myself...
Prove myself to you
That I can do anything
I will show you
I will be your everything
This is the only reason to why I act this way
I just want to make sure
That there is anyway
That I can be your true love
A.U: So short but... REVIEW PPL! Every thought counts!