Chapter 4: Captain Falcon vs. Falco
"The stage is set in… Pokemon Floats! Now… Fight!" cried the announcer
"Falcon…Punch!" yelled Capt. Falcon.
Falco dodged the assault, and sunk his fist fifteen times into the captain's stomach.
"Eergh…" gasped Capt. Falcon. He looked around, and saw a bomb-omb.
"Take this!" he screamed, throwing the bomb-omb at Falco.
Falco activated his reflector, and reflected it back at Falcon.
"OOOOAAAHHHH!" Falcon yelled as he flew across the stadium and landed on a Squirtle.
"God, you are too easy-"
With a sudden movement, Capt. Falcon quickly charged up another Falcon Punch, and released it with a cry of fury.
"Wha-?" said Falco as he landed on a Sudowoodoo.
"FALCON KICK!" screamed the captain.
"Hei-yah! Hei-yah!" cried Captain Falcon, smashing his flaming fist into the bird's stomach.
Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump. "Falcon…Punch! Falcon Kick! Raptor Boost!" (Raptor boost is B up)
Falco lay quite still on a Pokemon, gasping for breath. Falcon had taken the upper hand now. He only had 65.
"Ladies and gennelman, Falco is quite down with 154! And Falcon is alive and kickin' with 6- Nope! He's alive and kickin' with 15! That lucky dog got a tomato!"
"Today is your unlucky day… I'll have my revenge right… NOW!" yelled Falco
He grabbed a mine, threw it at Capt. Falcon's feet, grabbed a bomb-omb, thrust it at the mine, and activated his shield.
BOOM.
The force diminished Falco's smaller shield to a mere dot, but that didn't matter. What mattered now was whether or not Falcon would come back for more, because he now had 67.
"Rrraaahhhhh!" screamed Falco. He grabbed the nearest weapon, a beam sword, and slashed at Falcon.
The lasers did their magic, inflicting a world of pain upon the unlucky racer.
"Take this! And this! And this! How about this!" roared Falco, slashing at every part of the captain that he could reach.
"Show me your moves!" taunted Falcon. This was an old technique that was used to tire your opponents.
In his rage, Falco forgot about that technique's effects, and thrust it into every part of the captain's stomach 25 times.
Pain.
"Oh my, Capt. Falcon is now at 223!" announced the announcer.
"Huff… huff… huff…" gasped Falco.
"You fell for it!" Falcon said gleefully. "Now yer gonna pay!"
"Falcon Punch!" he roared, smashing his fist into Falco's head.
Captain Falcon did three more falcon punches, except for he aimed one at Falco's stomach, and two of them at Falco's left and right legs.
"And now, for the finisher!" yelled Falcon to the crowd. "Falcon… Punch!"
Falco soared across the stage, gasping in pain and seething with rage.
"Ladies and gennelman, it's over! The good captain triumphs over the bird!" cried the announcer.
"G'job." Said Falcon. Falco grunted. He knew that Falcon was saying it sincerely, but he still didn't like "bird man."
Next chapter: Roy vs. Dr. Mario
