Chapter 6: Kirby vs. Ness
"Wow! What an exhilarating battle! Now, welcome the last contestants of round one! Kirby and Ness!"
"Hiii!" cried Kirby.
"Uh-huh." Said Ness, unfazed by Kirby's happy reaction.
"The stage is set in… Eagleland! Now… fight!" cried the announcer.
"HMM!" grunted Kirby, smashing his foot into the psychic boy's stomach.
"Yo-hoh!" screamed Ness.
"PK Thunder!" he cried, sending two hundred volts of pure electric energy at his foe.
"PK Flash! PK Fire!" said the youth as he sent fiery and psychic energy at the pink puffball.
If Kirby could talk English, he would be screaming in pain and agony.
Every bit of his body was writhing and burning under the immense amount of pain that the young psychic had inflicted on him.
"Hei-yah!" cried Kirby, flinging a nearby party ball at Ness.
Thunk.
Ness felt a jolting pain in his head as the great metal ball hit his cranium.
Then, the party ball dispensed some… Bomb-Ombs.
"Yaah!" yelled Kirby as he grabbed a Bomb-Omb and flung it at the group of motionless explosives.
Boom.
Lucky Kirby.
He had managed to turn into a spike ball right when the bombs exploded. He took no damage.
Ness, however, was a different story.
His whole body had become peppered with third and second degree burns the minute the bombs exploded. Now, falling from a great height, he…
Managed to hit a speeding car.
Thud. Thud.
Ness' already battered head instantly became more battered as the car hit him in the chest. He flew past one house, and thudded his head on…
Another house.
A battered and bruised Ness struggled to his feet as Kirby threw and detonated a land mine at his feet.
For the third time, Ness battered his head. This time, his head hit the thick branch of a tree.
The young psychic slid down the tree and lay there, motionless.
That was a bad choice.
The minute that he had laid down to rest, Kirby did a final cutter and another car sped by.
The combined forces of a car and the shockwaves released from a blade did its magic as Ness flew out of bounds, mortally injured.
"Great scott! The boy psychic is down! And that concludes the first round of team vs. team fighting!" cried the announcer.
"HII!" cried Kirby, which this time meant, "Good job!"
"Yeah hah!" agreed Ness as the medics carted him off.
Next chapter: Break time