Disclaimer: Once again I denounce my ownership to CCS. I gave it to the people of CLAMP. Lol I'm just kidding. IT'S STILL MINE, MUHAHAHAHA
(I don't own CCS)
Author's Note: I read the last chapter… it was… really… shittyily short. (ha! My new word, shittyily!) Im sooooo sorry, I'll make this… longerish.
Rating: T (Pg-13)
Genre: Romance/Humor
Summary: Now how can the master of the clow cards get away with good grades, good looks, and living in a boarding school? Can she even pull it off? But what's up with this new guy who's afraid of women?
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Boarding School Madness
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Tomoyo and Sakura walked about ten minutes in the freezing cold to get over to the cafeteria.
It was a chilly Saturday winter day, and it looked like it was about to snow.
(a/n: lets warm up with some wasabi! LMFAO)
"Gosh its sooo c-c-cold!" Sakura chattered. She was wearing a spaghetti strap tank top and thin pants. So was Tomoyo.
Tomoyo nodded in agreement and they rushed to the cafeteria.
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In the Cafeteria
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"Hoeee!" Sakura cried as she walked in the cafeteria. "Its so much warmer in here!"
"Hai! Lets go get some food." Tomoyo said, and Sakura agreed.
They raided the kitchen area which had all the heated food. Sakura stood under one of the heater lights, next to a sign that said "NO STEALING FOOD"
"Sakura, what are you doing?" Tomoyo asked.
"Warming my ears!" Sakura said. Tomoyo raised her eyebrows.
"What? It works! You try it!" Sakura suggested.
And so Tomoyo and Sakura, the two top student in the class, were seen standing under the heater lights, warming their ears.
…
"Hey Sakura, I bet we can use some food in our room." Tomoyo said devilishly.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Sakura said.
Tomoyo grinned evilly.
"We should go to the store then." Sakura said.
Tomoyo 'sweat dropped'. "No, we don't need to go to the store!"
Sakura's face was blank. "What? I don't get it. Where are we gonna get food then?"
Tomoyo laughed. "Sakura, you are so impenetrable."
Sakura glared. "Hey, I know big words too!"
Tomoyo smiled her happy cheerful smile and said, "We can just take some food from here, it'll be easier."
"Oh!" Sakura peeped. Then she smiled innocently. "Okay, lets do it!"
Snickering like idiots, Tomoyo and Sakura stuffed as much packaged good food into their shirts.
"Ehehehehe…"
They had those little cereal boxes, juice, doughnuts, sushi, (a/n: sushi for breakfast! Why not? lol), fruit, those little sweet things…
The two girls were on their way out of the cafeteria until Tomoyo saw a sign that she liked.
"NO STEALING FOOD" it read.
"Hey Sakura, isn't that sign awesome?" She whispered to Sakura, slowing down.
Sakura laughed. "It'll be great in our room, so those stupid boys won't steal our food."
Tomoyo blushes. "Or Kero. He wipes our stash in like… an hour."
Sakura raised her eyebrows. Now why was she blushing?
Whatever.
Tomoyo had already ripped the sign off the wall.
"LET'S GO!" Tomoyo giggled like mad, and they ran out of the cafeteria before anyone noticed.
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Hallway
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The girls were blubbering like stupid idiots.
"I can't believe you stole the sign!" Sakura shrieked with laughter.
Tomoyo rubbed her nails on her shirt. "I do what I can." She flipped her hair in that "I'm so great" way.
"KINOMOTO! DIJIBOUTI!" (a/n: pronounced: di-ja-booty) Someone said. Sakura froze and almost pissed in her pants, but Tomoyo was a little calmer.
"Its Daidouji!" She said, irritated. "I'm NOT A STATE IN AFRICA!" Then she realized who it was.
It was SaNnOsUKe, the head master of the school.
"Oh." Tomoyo grunted.
"Crap." Sakura whimpered. They were caught. Good bye, good girl mask.
"My apologies." Said SaNnOsUKe. He was a fat-ish guy, dark grey hair, double chin and a bald stop on top of his head.
Sakura heard Tomoyo whimper.
"S-so SaNnOsUKe, I mean.. Yamamoto-san. Wh-what can we do for you on this… unpleasantly cold morning?" Sakura said, wrapping her arms around her stomach. It made a crunching sound. She wanted to press the fact that
it was cold, and
they where wearing pj's
"Oh! Yes yes, I know you two are very busy students, studying, doing homework… I was wondering, since you seem to have great social skill, if you could…"
And that when it happened.
CRIGNSDFSJGLSFJLDSGDF….
Most the materials in Tomoyo shirt spilled out and hit the hard cement ground.
Tomoyo blinked.
She ran down the hall.
Tomoyo dropped a bottle of fruit juice and it rolled toward Sakura and SaNnOsUKe. They stared at her as she waddled. You could see an outline of a square protruding from her pants.
Sakura giggled.
CLANK!
"Shit!" Tomoyo said, the sign fell out of her pants.
"Heh heh…" Sakura snorted.
SaNnOsUKe looked at Sakura. "ANYWAY, I would like you to escort a new student around. Show him the school and have him acquainted with the other student. Will you do it?"
"Yes…"
"Good! Come by my office at around 1:00pm and I will-"
"Agreed." Sakura said before he could talk about Tomoyo. "Good day, Yamamoto-san." She took off.
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Room
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Sakura burst into laugher as she entered her bedroom. She dropped all the food onto her bed.
"You retard!" She chortled. Tomoyo was VERY pale.
"Wh-what did h-he s-s-ay?" She said. Tomoyo's behavior could get her kicked out of Wasabi.
"He wants to see you in his office at 1:00." Sakura said seriously.
"WHAT?" She squeaked.
Sakura looked at her with sad eyes.
"He also said to put back the sign."
Tomoyo gasped inwardly, making the oddest noise.
"JUST KIDDING!" Sakura grinned. "He didn't mention anything."
"WHAT? You… you-" Tomoyo smacked Sakura with a pillow.
"Oh…. You did NOT just do that." Sakura said.
Tomoyo stuck her tongue out.
"PILLOW FIGHT!" They bellowed, and got into a feathery fight.
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Later
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Sakura already told Tomoyo about the new guy, and asked if she wanted to come. Tomoyo declined, and said that she'd burn the new videotape of Sakura and the illusion card into a DVD. Sakura said okay and changed her cloths.
She had her hair down and strait. It was light brown and went a little past her shoulders. She wore jeans and a cute light pink long sleeved shirt, and a black blazer. She had one of those ear warmers that went around your head like a head band.
Sakura was at the door. "Sure you down wanna visit SaNnOsUKe, Tomoyo?" Sakura asked.
She snorted. "I think I'll pass." She was putting up the "NO STEALING FOOD" sign above the fridge.
"Alright, have fun!" Sakura blew a kiss. Tomoyo smiled a girly smile and did too.
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Sakura walked down the open halls of the Institute. It was still cold, and little tiny flakes of snow began to fall.
"Snow!" Sakura thought happily. She skipped over to SaNnOsUKe's office to escort this new guy.
As she approached the office, an odd feeling came over her…
"Clow Card?" She said to herself. "Naaw…'
She must have been constipated or something.
Sakura made her way to the creepy main building where the principal's office was. She climbed up the never ending path of stairs.
When she got to the top, she slugged over to the principal's office.
Another feeling crept over her. It was stronger than the last time.
"Whoa." She said aloud, and looked around. Nothing.
She opened the door to find SaNnOsUKe sitting on his chair. The office was white and average size. There were bookshelves filled with books, pictures, "awards". There were two black filing cabinets in a corner and windows with blinds over them. SaNnOsUKe's desk was in the middle of the room and two chairs in front of it. There was also another seat that was taken by some guy facing the other way.
"Miss Kinomoto!" SaNnOsUKe exclaimed.
"Koonichiwa, Yamamoto-san." Sakura bowed. She was a good, polite student, or at least that's what everyone thought.
A chill ran down her spine. What was up with today?
"This is the new student-" SaNnOsUKe was saying. The guy sitting in the chair turned around and looked like Sakura.
More like a death glare.
"- Syaoran Li. He's from China, and another thing-"
The new guy, Syaoran, kept staring at Sakura. She was a little shocked, but didn't want to do anything bad in front of SaNnOsUKe.
"-a bit gynophobic and doesn't talk much-"
Sakura cut SaNnOsUKe off. "Gynophobia? Isn't that…"
She paused.
"… Fear of women?" Sakura chuckled.
Syaoran glared. Still.Sakura laughed under her breath.
"No wonder he keeps glaring!"
a/n: lol