Disclaimer: Once again I denounce my ownership to CCS. I gave it to the people of CLAMP. Lol I'm just kidding. IT'S STILL MINE, MUHAHAHAHA
(I don't own CCS)
Author's Note: I read the last chapter… it was… really… shittyily short. (ha! My new word, shittyily!) Im sooooo sorry, I'll make this… longerish.
Rating: T (Pg-13)
Genre: Romance/Humor
Summary: Now how can the master of the clow cards get away with good grades, good looks, and living in a boarding school? Can she even pull it off? But what's up with this new guy who's afraid of women?
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Boarding School Madness
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Sakura and the new guy who was scared of girls, Syaoran, walked out of the principal's office.
"So!" Sakura chirped. "How do you like Wasabi?"
Syaoran was silent.
"Um… well, I guess no one really likes this school. Its really stupid, but the work load is really hard." Sakura continued.
She skipped down the stairs. Syaoran, on the other hand, walked down like he was working his way towards hell.
He stared at Sakura as she skipped down the stair. He didn't think she was so smart, since it was snowing and the ground was a little slippery.
"Hoee!" Syaoran watched Sakura slipped down the stairs. She landed strait on her butt.
He chuckled a little, but Sakura didn't notice.
Sakura popped right back up as if nothing happened. She brushed herself off and cleared her thought.
"Stupid Girl." Syaoran thought.
"Anyway…" Sakura continued, a little red in the face. "Yeah. Lemme see your papers."
She grabbed the papers Syaoran was holding and looked at them.
"Hm …You are in dorm 12-C." She cocked her head up. "You're across the hall from me!" She exclaimed.
Syaoran flinched. "Aw great, I life across from this moron." He thought. "But she has an odd aura…"
Sakura took his silence as a token of his fear of women, and she was a woman, so he was scared of her. She thought it was kind of funny that this guy was afraid of girls. He was probably gay too.
But it didn't explain this weird feeling she got from him.
(a/n: no, she doesn't like him)
"Mondays you have… biology, first block, break, then Japanese. Well, I can take you since I have those classes too." Sakura said, looking at Syaoran's schedule.
He sighed inwardly.
"Then algebra 2… I have that. Hmm…." Sakura turned her head to Syaoran. "Hey Li, we have the same classes!" He looked at her, not really caring. "Great." He thought sarcastically.
"-except you have another math class. Sheesh! How can you have 2 in one day? I hate math!" Sakura started complaining.
"Don't you ever shut up?" He thought aloud. Oops.
Sakura shot a look at him. "So you do talk! Wow, you sure are full of surprises." Sakura giggled to herself. And he was afraid of girls…
"And you can't be quiet." Syaoran said.
"Yes I can!" Sakura said, furrowing her eyebrows.
Syaoran chuckled. "Yeah right. I bet your just another stupid girl who glomps every guys she likes and will talk about anything."
Sakura felt her eye twitch. "Oh your just mad because I can get a guy and you cant." She retorted.
Syaoran looked at her, slightly amused. "And why would I want a guy?"
"Because your gay!" She exclaimed.
"No I'm not!" Syaoran argued.
"Well, if your scared of girls, you probably wont like them, so you must like guys. You're gay!"
"I'm not gay!" He roared, and Sakura laughed. "And I'm not afraid of girls!"
"Uhuh. Sure." Sakura grinned.
"Stopped assuming so much, your just making an ass out of yourself." He said.
"Ha! Well you're the one who thought I was a stupid girls who glomps every guy I see!" Sakura shot back.
They walked up the stairs.
"No, I think you are." Syaoran replied calmly.
Sakura clenched her fists.
"Well here's your room!" She said sweetly. Syaoran was right in front of a closed door and didn't expect what she was going to do next.
She placed her foot on his back and shoved him into the door.
"Oof!" He grunted. He clenched his teeth and turned abound, furious.
She was gone.
"Arg! Stupid girl." He mumbled, and open the door. He walked inside his room, slamming it shut.
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Tomoyo
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Tomoyo was sitting at her computer, downloading the video she took the night before. She watched the movie in pure admiration. Kero, the little stuff animal look alike was sitting on Sakura's bed, surrounded by nachos and playing video games.
"Whoa! I got a chill!" Kero said, before continuing with his game.
"I can turn up the heater." Tomoyo suggested.
"No… its not that… Oh well." Kero played his game.
"Power of magic, power of Right! Surrender the Blade, the sword of Light! Release!" Sakura called, and her long wand thing turned into a sword.
(a/n: I dunno if that's right, I just found it on some site)
Sakura went around chasing herself, until the other her turned into-
"I'm not gay!" Tomoyo heard someone say from down stairs. Sounded like a guy…
"What was that?" Kero asked, not moving his eyes away from the TV. "Oh! Die, die! Oh, COME ON!"
"It was probably the new guy. Sakura went out to fetch him before you woke up." Tomoyo shrugged it off and clicked the mouse.
The C: drive of the computer ejected, and the DVD popped out. She took a hold of it and wrote with a permanent marker, " + ILLUSION"
"Wells, here's your room!" Tomoyo heard Sakura say.
"Oh, I think she might like this new guy, maybe…" Tomoyo said,
BAM!
"Oof!"
It sounded as if someone was trying to break down the door to the other room.
Tomoyo and Kero turned around.
"What was that!" They said at the same time.
Just then, Sakura slipped into the room. She smiled a big smile.
"I don't like the new guy!" She said happily.
Tomoyo placed the DVD into a case and slipped it into a CD holder. "Why not?"
"Because. He is totally arrogant. He is gynophobic too." Sakura said.
"Meaning…" Kero said.
"He's scared of girls." Tomoyo answered.
Tomoyo and Sakura were so smart!
"That's right! And I think he's gay too." Sakura added.
Kero choked on the nacho he was eating.
"Kero? KERO!" Sakura gasped.
Tomoyo and Sakura ran back and forth, not knowing what do do. They COULD give him the Heimlich maneuver, but he was to small, so what?
"Water!"
"Water?" The two girls ran to the fridge.
"We only have soda!"
"GOD DAMN IT!"
Kero was tuning purple.
"Ahhh!"
"Clow cards! Use the clow cards!"
"YES!"
Kero was rolling on the bed, coughing and gasping.
"AHH!"
Sakura called upon the erase card.
"MOVE CARD! REMOVE THE FOOD STUCK IN KERO-CHAN'S THROAT! RELESE AND DISPELL!"
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Kero sat on the bed, huffing and puffing. He took the soda the girls gave him and drank it.
He sighed.
"So. Time for lunch, hai?" He said.
Sakura and Tomoyo crashed to the floor, anime style.
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Syaoran
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Li Syaoran was sitting down in the principals office of his new school. He was waiting for Kinomoto Sakura to escort him around the school.
"Miss Kinomoto is the top student at the school. She is very diligent and very easy to get along with. " Yamamoto told Syaoran. "Her scores even top the highest at your old school."
Syaoran nodded. Impressive.
"So your mother told me that you have gynophob-"
Just then, the door burst open.
"Miss Kinomoto!" Yamamoto exclaimed.
"Koonichiwa, Yamamoto-san." Kinomoto said. She was a pretty girl, Syaoran thought. But her sensed something about her. He stared. Clow cards? Possibly.
"This is the new student, one of the top students from his school, Li Syaoran. He's from China, and another thing, I have his schedule, will you please show him where his classes are? Oh, and his mother told me that he- he is a bit gynophobic and doesn't talk much-" Yamamoto was saying.
Sakura cut Yamamoto off. "Gynophobia? Isn't that…"
She paused.
"… Fear of women?" Sakura chuckled.
Syaoran glared. Wait. Yamamoto just called him gynophobic? Fear of women! He was NOT afraid of women! Sure, his sisters did scare him sometimes, but that was only his sisters!
Syaoran rubbed his forehead. This was going to be very interesting.
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Sakura shoved Syaoran into the door.
"Oof!" He turned around, but she was gone.
"Arg! Stupid girl." He mumbled, and opened the door. He walked inside his room, slamming it shut.
"Grr… Stupid Kinomoto. She's so weird." Syaoran muttered to himself.
He looked at his room.
There were two wooded bunk beds, one on the left, and one on the right. The left top bunk had dark blue sheets that were nicely made. The bottom bunk was orange sheets and was sloppily made. On the right, the top bunk was bare, except for Syaoran's stuff that lied on top. The bottom bunk wasn't even visible since there were black blankets hanging off the sides, hiding it.
One the other side of the room, there were two desks with a computer on each of them. They were both messy and were littered with old food wrappings.
The room was a bit messy, the walls were a dull crème color, and it smelled funky. But, Syaoran found it… calming.
A boy popped his head from behind the bunk fort. He had dirty blond hair and grey eyes. He was very handsome too.
(a/n: Syaoran didn't think he was handsome, that was all me, haha)
"Who the fuck are you?" He guy said. There was a slapping sound then "–OW! Faggot!"
"It must be the new guy." Someone said.
"Oh." The blond guy laughed.
Syaoran stood where he was.
The black blanket came down, revealing two other guys and a TV.
"Welcome, new guy!" One guy said. He had brown hair and dark eyes. "I'm Ibaraki Toshi. Call me Toshi."
"I'm Kobayashi Goro." The first guy said. "Call me whatever you want." He added.
The third guy had dark hair, kind of bluish, and blue eyes. He wore glasses too. Syaoran had a weird feeling about him.
"Hiiragizawa Eriol." Was all he said.
They all stared at Syaoran.
Normally, he wouldn't have said anything at all, but he was going to live with them for the next nine months, so he talked.
"Li Syaoran." He said. "I don't care whatever you call me."
"So, are you the guy whose supposedly not gay?" Toshi smirked.
Syaoran groaned. "You all heard that?"
They nodded.
"Damn. Well, I was talking to Kinomoto Sakura, and she-"
Goro's face brightened and he cut Syaoran off. "Kinomoto! You were actually TALKING to Kinomoto?" Goro was in a daze. "You lucky fuck!"
Syaoran blinked. "What? What's so great about her?"
"Whats so great? She's like... the- the smartest, prettiest, sexiest girl in the school school!" Goro gushed.
Syaoran snorted. If she was the smartest, then the other girls where pretty stupid.
"Okay, whatever." Syaoran said.
"What? You don't like her? You donkey raping shit eater, everyone likes her!"
Syaoran shrugged and slid with stuff from off the door.
"Hey were you the one who banged the door?" Toshi asked.
Syaoran scowled. "Yes, that was because of Kinomoto."
Goro's eyes widened as her walked over to sit on the orange bed. "Kinomoto banged you into a door?" He gasped.
Eroil chuckled and Syaoran unpacked his stuff.
What interesting roommates.Especially Eriol.
Syaoran had a strange feeling about him...
a/n: that was fun to write! okay, lets take a vote.. who thinks Toshi should be gay? (silence) GOSH DARN YOU PPL! i think im gonna raise the rating vuz of all the harsh upcoming language, hehe. review plz!