Discliamer: Horo-kun and Ren-kun and so is shaman king are not mine
Chapter 2: The plan
(morning came)
"Ohayo..." Yoh woke up to see all the boys full of bruises inside his room.
"There's no good in this morning..." Ren replied, angrily.
"Looks like I can see so many Ren inside this room... may I ask, why are you all bad-tempered and bruised?"
"It's all because of the package..." Ryuu said.
"Ya know, that stupid 50 billion yen..." Chocolove butted in.
"Umm... you mean the package that everyone fought over last night?"
"Yup..." Everyone gloomily replied.
"So what about it?"
"That was the shaman king prize money that was supposed to be yours..." Lyserg said.
"After we all glomped you, you went unconcsious." Pai Long replied.
"And everything got fucked up..." Horohoro added.
"What happened?"
"The 'bitches' took your prize money forcedly..." Ren said.
"...locked all of us here in this room..." Manta added.
"...and will 'kill' us if we'll try to steal the money from them..." Faust ended.
"What!" I don't get it! What did really happened?" Yoh asked very curious.
"It all happened like this...
(flashback)
Yoh went unconscious after being glomped by everyone. After a few minutes of being in a fight dustcloud, everyone noticed that it wasn't now the box that they were fighting over, but it was just thin air. They was just very shocked to find the box in Anna's hands. The boys, of course, wanted to get the money back, they decided to get it from her selfish clutches, but unintentionally they had also attacked the other girls around since they were also getting in their way.
Lyserg had started to quarrel with Jeanne, Ren started to poke Pirika with his hair, Tamao and Horohoro had that 'dodge ball' fight using anything that they can see. Pai Long disobeyed Jun for the first time, and so is Faust and Eliza. While Manta and Kororo had that chase, Ryuu and Chocolove double teamed Anna to get the box from her.
Of course, the boys are stronger than the girls so all of the girls were all down. Suddenly they all thought that boys are all stupid and just always win over them and should be destroyed and there... they joined forces to chain the boys on the wall and torture them...
(end of flashback)
"WHAT! You let them chain you!" Yoh was so shocked at the same time confused.
"Fuck those bitches... if onesan is just not one of them, I had blown the crap outta them..." Ren stated.
"I agree with you..." The serious Horohoro said.
"Now we are all here, being locked and tortured... by the girls that we love..." Ryuu commented.
"Shut up! Who told you I love my onesan?" Ren retorted.
"You said it dude..." Chocolove taunted.
"Temee! I didn't said... GRRRRRRR! KISAMA!" Ren was about to pull his kuan dao when Pai Long stopped him.
"We shouldn't be so noisy by now..." Pai Long said. Ren just calmed down and started to curse under his breath.
"Then why don't we try to destroy the wall to get out?" Yoh asked.
"That wall is guarded with Anna's zenki and kouki..." Manta replied. (You know, those two monsters anna have, the red and blue?)
"Yoh dono! You're aleady awake! Did you know th..." Amidamaru came flyng from the chained and locked window with Bason and Tokagerou. (they are spirits, they can just pass through anything)
"Yes, I already knew..." Yoh smiled as if there were no problem.
"Bason, what have you spied?" Ren asked.
"We can't see anything, the girls were having tea outside, but they were also guarded by their spirits..." Bason replied.
"We can't find where the package is, I guess they hid it somewhere, but everytime we move we feel the stares of their guradian spirits behind us..." Tokagerou said.
"And another bad news for Horohoro-dono, Lyserg-dono and Faust-dono, Your mochi-rei, Kororo, Morphine and Eliza decided to move to the other group!" Amidamaru stated.
"As I expected..." Faust just sighed.
"Now that we only have four power spirits, we only had 60 percentchance of winning..." Lyserg said.
"Why 60 when we still have another member left out?" A familiar voice said.
"Who's that!" Manta yelled, feeling freaked out.
Suddenly, from the window a hot, long haired akuma passed through it.
"HAO!" Everyone was so shocked to see Hao alive again.
"Ohayo " Hao greeted smiling.
Everyone readied their weapons, and those who still have their power spirits had their oversouls, to be ready for another fight.
"Hold your fires, minna..." Yoh said walking towards Hao. "I thought we killed you? Why are you still here?" Yoh asked.
"So you don't want my help..." Hao said, sitting on Yoh's study table, swinging his feet.
"Well... we supposed to but we still don't know how sincere you are.. maybe this is just one of your trap for revenge..." Yoh replied.
"I am now reincarnated through the power of an 'I don't know what spirit' for rehabilitation because I am just too bad for hell. So, in order for my spirit to be judged where should I be, I still have another chance to live here in this fuc... I mean earth, which means I can't do any shi- I mean, bad things... "
"So what do you supposed to mean?"
"Well, if you really want to beat the crap outta those sweet chicks, then lemme join you "
"How sure you could help?"
"Just listen to me... everyone compress..." Hao told everyone to compress but found them glaring suspiciously at him. "Ok, I don't have the spirit of fire around, Opacho, Hanagumi or any of my juu-saishi and all of my minions around... their memories of me were completely erased, OK?"
(after an hour, everyone was ready for their revenge)
"I can't do such thing if I'm hungry..." Horohoro complained standing at the front of the chained and locked window getting ready for the 'big stunt'.
"Just shut up and go on with your job!" Ren pushed Horohoro, breaking the glass and even the chains due to the strong impact of the push letting Horohoro surf the air with his snowboard. This strong movements awakened Anna's zenki and kouki, triggering them to attack. Of course, the girls that were taking a tea were also too shocked to see it.
The two monsters was about to attack behind Horohoro which haven't yet landed
"Now!" Everyone jumped out of the window attaking the two monsters, letting Horohoro land and ruin the girls' morning tea party. Horohoro landed on the table wrecking everything in it, and almost dug a hole on the land, due to the strong impact. All the girls were thrown aback. While the other boys were done finishing those two monsters, and now they were all flying down staright to the ground.
"So, how was that?" Horohoro asked the thrown aback girls, flashing his fangirl killer smirk, posing so hot.
"A - above..." All the girls were looking up above.
"E? Above?" Horohoro looked up above and...
"Move out IDIOT!" Ren yelled, everyone of them flying down straight to Horohoro.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
KABOOM!
"Next time will you all land properly! You're ruining my poise!" Horohoro yelled angrily, still being stuck under the pile of the other mankin guys.
"It's your mind that should be proper, IMBECILE!" Ren retorted also stuck in the piles.
"Hi girls, miss me?" Hao suddenly jumped from above landing on the pile of mankin guys, standing.
"HAO!" The mankin gals yelled.
"H- How come!" Anna asked.
"I'm here to get the prize money wether you like it or not, at all costs!"
"What did you mean, 'I'M HERE', that's supposed to be 'WE'RE HERE', parent-killer-bastard!" Lyserg yelled on Hao.
"And will you stop standing on us! We can't breath! Let us go!" Faust yelled.
"Oooppsss... sorry..." Hao jumped down letting them stand up, rubbing their back.
"Now, we're here for another re-match! And we're sure you all gonna give up!" All of the boys in attack mode.
"Really?" So all of the girls also readied for the re-match, now also in attack mode.
"IKOU!" Everyone ran to each of their opponent to attack when all of the sudden...
"Please bring back our money..." The boys, knelt down on the front of the girls, crying, puppy eyes.
"E?" All the girls dropped down all their weapons.
"Please..." (Puppy eyes)
"M- must ... r-resist the cuteness..." Anna tried not to look at their eyes.
"(sighs) Ok, I can't resist my cute otouto..." Jun stroked Ren's bangs.
"This is humiliating..." Ren whispered to himself.
"(from behind) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chocolove sprang behind the girls attacking them, using "shaft", you know, one of his 'hitsu-satsu' or fighting techiniques. The boys were all shocked at the same time blushing on what they saw...
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ANO HENTAI!" All the girls scram on the nearest bush to hide themselves.
"Hahahahaha!" The boys all laughed, excluding Ren which cannot believe what he saw and still scratching his eyes.
"Hey, tongari, did you see my sister! I'll kill you if you did!" Horohoro said holding Ren in his neck.
"W- (blushes) why the hell should I look to your sister! Maybe you saw my onesan, I'LL KILL YOU!" Ren pointed his kwan dao on Horohoro's neck.
"Nice job everyone!" Hao congratulated everyone for the nice execution of their plan.
"Hey, bitches! If you can still hear us over there, THAT WASN'T YET OUR BIGGEST SHOT! DON'T TRY US!" Manta said making a fuck sign in his fingers.
"Manta! Where did you learn such thing?" Pai Long asked too shocked.
"Umm... just in the dictionary..."
"Hey! You didn't contribute anything in our plan today!" Lyserg said.
"Well..."
"Ikuzo..." Hao already had everyone go.
"Ja, mata ne!" Yoh sarcastically waved goodbye on the girls hiding in the bushes, and he finally trailed to follow the other boys.
(on the bushes, all the girls were all angry cursing the boys for what they had done)
"This is not yet the end..." Anna sated. "They wanted some mess? Then they'll get it..."