Money makes the world go round
Chapter 3: Gossip folks!
The mankin girls were taking a bath in the hot spring with the girl spirits too.
"Ahhh... there's nothing more refreshing than a warm bath in a hot spring..." Jeanne said.
"Yeah... I can even forget all my problems whenever I take a bath in the hot spring..." Jun added soaking her body.
"Ne, Jun-onechan, what's your secret why your skin so smooth?" Pirika asked stroking Jun's smooth skin.
"O-hohoho... I just always drink green tea, green tea is a good agent for slimming and skin enhancement..."
"Slimming? You mean, you're going on a diet?" Anna asked.
"Of course... having a nice body makes you feel good..."
"Why? Do you also wanna try slimming?" Eliza asked.
"Well... I am also under a diet already..." Anna replied.
"You'll lose your breasts if you'll be dieting too much..." Jeanne said.
"That's also my problem now... I have flat chests and Horo-kun always make fun of me, he says that I am not a girl but just a pathetic gay hiding in a pink wig, white t-shirt and black baggy pants... (sniffles)"
"Onichan told you that?" Pirika asked.
"(sniffles) Always, and even yells it in front of me and makes faces..."
"Damn! Once I'll see that glutton, I'm going to kill him!" (Did Pirika really said that?)
(To the guys)
"ACHOO!" Horohoro sneezed off.
"Colds?" Manta asked.
"Nope... give me a number..."
"16..."
"A is to 1, B is 2, C is 3... 16 is P... Pirika?"
(back to the girls)
"(sighs) Boys are just a nuisance in a girl's life..." Anna sighed.
"You're right! Especially that insensitive jerk who always brags about his abilities though he had already lose in the shaman fight..." Pirika said.
"You mean Ren?" Jun asked.
"Isn't that you supposed to like him?" Anna asked.
"L -like him! No! I won't like such an insensitive bastard like him! (blushes) I hate his style, the way he dresses, DUH! His clothing style's are girlish! And his oh so precious milk diet, if I only knew, maybe his butt had never stop shitting!"
(to the boys)
"ACHOO!" Ren sneezed.
"Infected by Horo-kun?" Manta asked.
"Very much... he carries millions of virus around his body, it's not impossible to get contaminated by just being with him..."
"NANI!" Horohoro yelled.
(back to the girls)
"Nah! I also have lots of gripes with my husband..." Eliza said. "I realized that Yoh is right... he's just making me his fighting puppet! Now, I won't let that bastard control me again for sure... do you think I'm still attracted on how he looks by now? HE LOOKS SO DISGUSTING! Look at those big dark eyebags, and stitched body, HE LOOKED LIKE A ZOMBIE!"
"And that stupid gay Lyserg the lizard..." Jeanne added. "I really hate the way Ryuu acts with him, you know, Ryuu's fluffy reactions on him! It really annoys me to hell Plus his, 'I'm weak and helpless' face, UGH! I really hate his naiveness!" (Morphine nods)
"And that king of hell and all evils, Hao, huh, he thinks he's burning hot? Look at that body, does that ribcage showing in his chest looks hot? I always mistaken him as Yoh's mom... and his twin brother Yoh... my husband to be... I really hate the way he smiles, like when I'm not in the mood he'll just suddenly smile like a psychopath... when I had just finished taking a bath wearing only a towel, he'll just suddenly grin maniacally which scares me a lot to the bones! Those twins are just same, MANIACS!" Anna said.
"And that glutton Horo-kun! He always makes fun of me and makes me cry! He also scares me at night when I am sleeping, he creates scary sounds and wears scary masks and suddenly springs it on my face..." Tamao said.
"His face's already scary without the mask..." Pirika added.
"Plus that Pai Long, the zombie... his violet color makes me want to eat purple yams..." Jun commented.
(To the guys)
"ACHOO!" Faust, Horo-horo, Ren, Hao, Lyserg, Pai Long, Ryuu and Yoh sneezed altogether.
"What's wrong with everyone?" Manta asked.
"Must be the gossip epidemic..." Chocolove replied.
(After a while)
Lyserg went to the kitchen to look for food because he was just too hungry... He saw a plate of peaches in the table...
"Finally, there's food..." He was about to take one of the peaches when suddenly Horohoro sprang from under the table almost freaking Lyserg out.
"WWAAAAAA!"
"Hey! I'm warning you. If you don't wanna die, don't eat those peaches..." Horohoro said.
"W - Why?"
"Those peaches were owned by a legendary monster from China, the monster has an enormous body, with fierce golden eyes and super sharp teeth that could tear your skinny flesh easily and a very sharp spike on his head that grows whenever he gets mad. That monster always carries a spear that he uses to kill those people who pisses him but it is said that those who eat those peaches would be eaten alive..."
"Are you fooling me or what?"
Suddenly, Ren came bringing his kuan dao, taking one of those peaches and eats it...
"Hey, backstabbers, Who are you talking about?" Ren asked. Horohoro and Lyserg just shook their heads.
"Just dare to eat these peaches, I'll eat you alive..." And Ren walked away.
"Told ya..." Horohoro said.