Ok, I haven't ever done anything like this before, and something tells me I'm not very good at it either... But After being tainted by cat's fanfic this idea found its way into my mind and I can't sleep at night untill I get it out of my system... So, here goes (I warn you chapter one is a bit short).
WARNING: THIS IS A YAOI FANFICTION. It isnot overly graphic, but it is yaoi, and well... This involves Mrioku of all people, you do the math ok? If you do not like yaoi either don't read this or don't flame me for it being yaoi. Thankyou. )
After one of their various fights with Naraku and one of the various times Miroku stupidly sucks Naraku's poisonous insects into his Wind Tunnel and one of the various times he almost dies, we see our heroes huddled over the near dead Miroku...
(did I make that sentance long enough?)
Kagome: I hope that antidote will do the trick... Miroku you really need to be more careful. This time you pushed yourself too far.
Inuyasha: Yea, every time this happens you're bedridden for weeks and when Naraku moves, we need to move!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Thats the most heartless thing I've ever heard you say!
Inuyasha: Well someone needs to say it! If This stupid monk wouldn't go and get himself almost killed all the time we wouldn't need to worry about him so much!
Sango inches closer to Miroku as Inuyasha and Kagome proceed to try and kill each other as usual
Sango: How are you feeling Miroku? Is Kagome's antidote working?
Miroku: Ungh... Just seeing your lovely face is enough of an antidote to bring me from the clutches of death each and every time.
Inuyasha who is now done fighting with Kagome after being told to "sit" about twenty times comes and sits next to Sango :Miroku thats about the cheesiest thing I've ever heard.
Sango is now blushing
Miroku: But its all true... Really it is...
Inuyasha: Really? Was it true when you said it to, oh who else was it now? Oh yea, every other girl you happen to see out of the corner of your eye!
Sango: Miroku! You horrible pervert!
Miroku: Now Sango, let me show you how much I love you.
Miroku closes his eyes and reaches for Sango's butt and blissfully begins stroking it as he usually does
Miroku: thinking Strange... Sango has put on some weight I think... Wait a second!
Miroku opens his eyes to see that it is neither Sango nor Kagome's posterior that his hands have found their way to
Miroku: OO
Inuyasha: OO
Sango: OO
Kagome: OO
Inuyasha: I DON'T CARE HOW SICK YOU ARE, GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OUT OF THERE YOU DISGUISTING EXCUSE FOR A MONK!
Inuyasha then gets up and backs away from the now paralyzed Miroku and collapses on the floor
Miroku: ... ... ... ... M-my hands... ... Are... .. I... I can't feel them anymore...
Sango gets up and begins to walk away
Sango: Serves you right. You finally got what you deserved.
Kagome Still a bit dazed : Poor Inuyasha...
And so ends Miroku's misadventure... ... ... That wasn't too painful now was it? ... ... Yea, don't answer that...