Ok, this probably isn't as good as chapter one (that moment was just priceless), but here goes...
(By the way, I thought long and hard about if I should allow Miroku and Inuyasha some mercy and not make worse things happen to them. ... ... And I decided that would be no fun. Mwahahaha!)
Some time after the events that occured in chapter one... ... ...
In one of the various occasions where Naraku uses one of his various means of trickery to attempt to destroy Inuyasha after one of the various occasions where Inuyasha and gang just HAPPEN to stumble across Naraku's castle...
Naraku: You're dead Inuyasha! This time you will not escape me!
Inuyasha: What the hell are you talking about? You're always the one who runs away!
Naraku: ... ... I belive you're mistaken... ... ...
Inuyasha: No, you always run away right as I'm about to kill you!
Naraku: Funny, I don't remember any of this...
Inuyasha: Aw don't give me any of this crp!
Everyone else has been waiting patiently untill now while Inuyasha and Naraku debate about who flees from who
Miroku: Inuyasha, if we are just going to kill him anyway does it matter what he thinks?
Inuyasha: Uh... ... Good point.
Inuyasha Draws his sword and everyone else prepares for battle
Sango: Ready Kirara?
Inuyasha: You guys stay out of this, Naraku is mine!
Shippou: No problem with that here...
Kagome: Oh come on Inuyasha, you need us!
Inuyasha: Feh, as if!
(I made Inuyasha say "feh" XD)
Kagome: Come on! Every hero needs side-kicks!
Miroku: Wait, we're side-kicks now?
Sango: Yea, I thought we were main characters!
Naraku: Hah, main character or otherwise I'll take you all down!
Inuyasha: Bring it on Naraku, I'll kill you all by myself. I need side-kicks like I need butt implants!
Miroku: ... ... ... Well I wouldn't say that...
Inuyasha: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY?
Naraku: OO;; Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Huh? W-wha--Its not what it sounds like!
Miroku: Oh Inuyasha, for someone who probably enjoyed that ghastly incident you sure are making a big deal of it...
Inuyasha: I didn't enjoy a single second of your hand being there you gender confused pervert!
Naraku: Ugh... Even for me this is a little too much... ...
Inuyasha: Oh my God! Its not as big a deal as they're making it out to be! Miroku just grabbed myass is all!--
Naraku: 00;;
Inuyasha: N-no thats not what I mean!
Naraka: I think I've heard enough... Inuyasha you can do whatever you want with that HUMAN GIRL, but this? You and your bi-curious monk are just too much. Untill next time Inuyasha... ... ... Hopefully after you can get some things straightened out... ...
Naraku and his entire castle once again dissapear into thin air and along with it any chance of defeating Naraku...
Inuyasha: I-i can't belive that happened... ... ... We really have to kill him now... ...
Miroku: Bi-curious? ...
Kagome: Well at least no one got almost killed this time (actually it just doesn't feel right encountering Naraku without someone getting a big hole blown through them...).
Sango: Well none of us got hurt on the outside anyway (those scars on the inside however are never healing...)...
Miroku: Butt implants? ...
Inuyasha: If you don't shut up about that already I'm going to take that staff of yours and--
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha--well you know what happens to Inuyasha when Kagome says "sit"...
Inuyasha: Ungh!
Shippou: So this is what was going on when I was out that night... Inuyasha and Miroku were having a secret love affair...
Sango: ... ... Yea, thats exactly what happened...
Inuyasha: W-what? THAT IS SO NOT WHAT HAPPENED YOU WITCH!
And so this endless torrent of swears and death threats woven seamlessly together continued on well into the night untill everyone was so exhausted they all collapsed onto the ground. And just as everyone else had fallen asleep, our favorite perverted monk crept over to his beloved Sango to feel her up one last time before he went to sleep... ... ...
Miroku: Ahhh... ... Such a wonderfully bootie-liciousass Sango has... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Wait, this isn't Sango, this is--OO Crp, not again...
So ends another tiring day for Inuyasha and his almost friends. Though they may not have found another sacred jewel shard, and they may not have defeated Naraku, and they may not have gotten any stronger, and... And... And... ... ... Yea, nothing good really happened... Well, better luck next time guys!
Well, thats it... For now anyway. I don't think its as good as my first one (nothing i can think of will ever top that), but I liked it... Poor Inuyasha, he wasn't even awake this time... Mwahaha!