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Baten Kaitos: Eternal Jolly Rancher and the Lost Skittles

Chapter Two: Moonguile Forest

The air was stiff and filled with the scent of blood as Kalas entered the forest. He shivered and sneezed.

"Aw, man! I'm getting a cold!" he exclaimed while inspecting the place. "Um, so, '…', is your memory coming back?"

Kalas got no response, only a somewhat loud snoring noise. He shrugged and continued onward through the forest.

Everything seemed calm for awhile; he passed a few ladybugs and butterflies, and even picked an apple from an apple tree. It was all perfectly dandy, until he reached the area with the red flower.

"Hey, look! It's one of those flowers, but it's red!" he cried while running over to it. He inspected it for a moment. "Do you think I should touch it?"

"Give it a shot," '…' replied. "There's my buddy!" Kalas responded and touched the flower, which immediately opened up.

"Whoa… cool," he muttered before stepping in the flower. A little suddenly appeared, and it freaked him out. "Whoa… it's shiny," he stated while touching the light with his right index finger.

After poking the light twenty times Kalas stepped out of the flower, only to have it close up. "Wha…?" he murmured before stepping back into it, and then out again. Fascinated by the closing and opening, Kalas continued this motion for awhile, leaving his right foot in for easy access.

As our hero continued enjoying himself, '…' noticed a multitude of evil monsters was forming around the flower.

"Uh, Kalas?"

"What is it '…'! This is pretty fun!"

"Okay… look! It's a naked stripper!"

This caught Kalas's attention as he spun around, only to be found face- to- face with about a hundred or so mutant wolves and birds. "Where's the stripper?" he asked casually while looking over the monsters.

"There is no stripper! Run, you idiot!"

"Hey, we're supposed to be bonding. How our relationship is affects our fighting in battle." Kalas responded when a bird pecked at his arm and ripped off some flesh.

"Damn bird!" he exclaimed while cupping the blood in his hand. He then began to run; he ran across logs, dead bodies, more dead bodies, decapitated bodies, which, you guessed it, were dead.

"When will this madness stop!" he shouted before reaching a cliff. "Wait, isn't that, that girl?" he thought aloud while watching a big Sabre Dragon attacking her companions.

"Gram…Ooh… Leon…!...Ooh…" she stated as the dragon centered its attention on her.

"No, we have to stop this!" Kalas exclaimed heroically and jumped down, preparing to slash the dragon with his sword. Unfortunately, he missed, and one of the horns struck his groin area and barely missed his 'reproductive organs'.

"H-Holy God…" he muttered while clutching it. "I… can't move!"

The girl looked over him. "Did you finally tap into your… ooh… soul?" He looked up at her exasperatedly. "What the hell are you talking about! It stunned me!"

She sighed and turned to the dragon, flew under it, and struck it once in the groin. It roared in pain and began to fall. She swiftly flew out of the way.

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Kalas groaned in pain while inspecting the dragon. "Dammit! It doesn't have any teeth!" The girl walked over to him. "Hey, do you have any chocolate?"

He stood up and walked over to her dead friends. "Well, here's a HERSHEY bar."

"Give it to me!" She grabbed the bar from her hand and tore the wrapper off, hungrily jamming it into her mouth.

"Are you okay?" Kalas asked while he cleaned out his ear with his right pinkey.

"Oh, well, when I tapped into my inner self, I began to get horny every five minutes. Chocolate is the only thing that gets me back to normal."

Kalas cleared his throat. "So, we really are all horny on the inside…"

"Um, what's the name of your Guardian Spirit?"

" '…'"

"What; you didn't say anything."

"I did! His name is '…'!"

She rubbed her groin area. "Oh, darn, it's coming back faster. Well, I'm Xelha. How about you?"

"Kalas."

She smiled. "Okay, so, I was going to the ruins deep within this forest; wanna come?"

(The end of the second chapter… Anyway, I have another BK story in production, so watch out for it.)