During one of the various times our heroes are just walking through a forest--ok stop right there... Why am I putting them in a forest? Its so horribly boring... I mean, this is my fanfic, I can put them anywhere I want right? They are always walking through a forest, always! Why not along the beach? Or through a desert or two? Hell I would even settle for a plain old grassy field, but always with the forests? ... ... Well I guess I have wasted enough of this fanfic debating where to put our heroes, I guess I'll just let them walk through their crummy forest... ...

(I coulda put them anywhere if I wanted to! pouts)

Kagome trails behind everyone else reading a book

Inuyasha: Hey Kagome! What are you doing all the way back there?

Kagome looks up from her book as if she had forgotten there was a world outside the fantasy it offered and blushed deeply

Kagome: Sorry! I was just reading and--erm... I guess I wasn't paying attention!

Kagome runs to catch up to everyone else

Shippou: What are you reading Kagome?

Kagome slips her book into her pack before anyone catches a glimpse of it

Kagome: Its called a "manga."

Inuyasha: A man-ga? (he pronounces it like the word "man")

Kagome: No no no, manga. (Kagome corrects him)

Sango: So what is a manga?

Kagome: Well in my time it is considered one of God's greatest creations!

Miroku: Really?

Kagome: Yup! And there is a manga for everyone too, there is action, drama, adventure... ... Romance...

Kagome giggles and steals a glance at Inuyasha... ... ... ... Inuyasha being the idiot that he is doesn't notice

Inuyasha: W-wait... ... That scent, I think I can smell Naraku!

Sango: Really? Where!

Inuyasha gets on his hands and knees trying to make out Naraku's scent

Inuyasha: He is definately close by, I can-- ... ... ... Miroku, are you looking at my ass?

Miroku: oo;; Uhm, no. No I am not.

Kagome: Oh Miroku! Don't lie, I saw you oggling his butt like no tomorrow.

Sango: W-what?

Miroku: KAGOME! I was NOT staring at Inuyasha's butt! Inuyasha you know I don't--

Inuyasha: Shut up! Naraku is here...

A small cloud of darkness begins to form in the sky and a figure slowly emerges from it. When the dust clears Naraku's figure stands before them

Naraku: Inuyasha, so good to see you again. Tell me, are you ready to die?

Inuyasha: Hardly! But I think I'm just about ready to kill you!

Naraku: Cute, do you want to die alone or with your life partner?

Inuyasha: OO Excuse me?

Naraku: The monk, I said--

Inuyasha: NO!

Naraku: Oh I see, you want him to live on after you die to love other people and--

Inuyasha: NO NO NOOO! I like Kikyo!

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Erm, and Kagome...

Naraku: ... ... ... Quite an interesting love triangle you have there Inuyasha, but none of that matters now. Prepare to die!

Inuyasha draws his Tetsaiga and he and Naraku do battle. You know, a blow here a blow there. Miroku and Sango try to help and get hurt, the usual stuff...

Inuyasha: I'm not letting up! You're going down Naraku!

Naraku: Taste my wrath Inuyasha!

Inuyasha and Naraku clash in a blow of cosmic porportion

Miroku: H-how can they do that? Is that strength even possible... ...

Kagome comes to sit near Miroku

Kagome: Inuyasha is so strong, he has come such a long way... We all have, gathering the jewel shards. Fighting new demons... And its made us all a lot closer--OO

Miroku is groping Kagome's ass

Kagome: MIROKU!

Miroku: Oops, my hand slipped... ...

Kagome: Yea right! You were so feeling me up!

Miroku: Erm... Was not! Uuuuuh... ... Shouldn't you be helping Inuyasha? Why don't you go do something preistessish?

Kagome: Fine, and right after I do I'm coming back for you!

Kagome walks over to her pack looking very p/oed and pulls her manga out

Kagome: Naraku! I didn't want to do this, but I cannot allow you to hurt Inuyasha!

Naraku: Oh, and what are you going to do to stop me little girl?

Kagome: This! Taste my preistess yaoi blast!

Kagome opens her manga (FAKE vol. 7) to a marked page and searing hot light bursts from its pages tearing through the air to Naraku. As it reaches him it burns right through him and obliterates every fiber of him

Naraku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT FAKE! Maybe if it was Ghost I could handle it, BUT NOT FAKE!

KRA-KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The dust settles and Naraku is gone. Dead. Kagome returns her manga to her pack once again and makes her way to everyone else

Inuyasha: .. Well that was... ... Interesting...

Sango: At least that monster is finally dead! Maybe I can find Kohaku now...

Shippou: Yea! I'm so glad Naraku is dead, now I can--erm... ... Wait, I don't really have a reason to hate Naraku... ... Really he wasn't that bad now that I think about it... ... Man, poor guy... What a way to go... ...

Miroku takes the cloth away from his right hand and looks at the spot where his Wind Tunnel is to see... ... ... Nothing

Miroku: I-i'm finally free from my curse... My family can live on now... ...

Tears begin to form at Miroku's eyes

Sango: Miroku?

Miroku: I'm just so happy... ...

Sango: Yes, I'm happy too.

Sango looks deeply into Miroku's eyes and he looks back into hers. As they gaze deeply at each other their feelings for one another begin to build even more than before

Miroku: Sango, I...

Inuyasha: Miroku... ...

Miroku: What is it Inuyasha, I'm kind of--

Inuyasha is crying

Kagome: Whats wrong Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: All this time I was fighting... Always trying to become stronger... Always thinking about how to destroy Naraku... ... But it was all just something I invented to distract myself. I don't really care about killing Naraku... I don't really care about becoming stronger... I don't even care about the jewel shards... All I really cared about... ... ...

Kagome: Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Is... ... You... ... ... ... ... ... Miroku!

Miroku: OO;;

Sango: OO

Kagome: OO

Shippou: ;; not paying attention and still thinking about Naraku

Inuyasha: Its true! All this time we were traveling together... All this time I was conflicted over Kagome and Kikyo, it was just a big trick! I'm so sorry Miroku... ...

Miroku: Inuyasha... ... ..;; I, uuuh... I kind of have feelings for Sango...

Inuyasha: What? No! That can't be true! I... ... I won't accept this!

Inuyasha walks up to Miroku and pins him down kissing him deeply

Kagome: OH MY GOD INUYASHA STOP!

Sango: My eyes!

Shippou: Naraku... ... ;; still not paying attention

Inuyasha lets up on Miroku and they look at each other

Inuyasha: Now tell me you don't love me too.

Miroku begins to blush as feelings he never imagined he could have for Inuyasha began to surface

Miroku: Inuyasha... ... ... I... ... ... I... ... ...

Miroku snaps to attention as he wakes up in a shack. Sweat is pouring down from his forehead as he looks around in the dim light

Miroku: A... ... A dream? ... ... ... But... It was so real... ...

Inuyasha and the others walk in

Inuyasha: Aaaah, so the dead lives.

Miroku: Huh?

Inuyasha: You don't remember? While we were traveling you tripped over a rock and bashed your head. You have been out for days mumbling the strangest things.

Miroku: really? ..;;

Kagome: Yea, I'm so glad you are ok though. You had us worried.

Sango: I was really worried Miroku...

Miroku Ignoring Sango and Kagome: Thats nice, hey Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: What?

Miroku feebly gets up and walks to Inuyasha

Miroku: Inuyasha, can you tell me something?

Inuyasha: Whats up?--OO

Miroku is groping Inuyasha's ass

Miroku: Do you like this or should I go lower?

Kagome: OO

Sango: OO

Shippou: OO

Inuyasha: ... ... ... GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU VILE MONK!

Inuyasha hits Miroku in the gut hard and Miroku is slammed into the wall on the opposite side of the room

Miroku: Ngh... ... ... Didn't think so... ... ... sigh

And so the day ends for our heroes, and Miroku too. Though he was rejected today, perhaps someday Inuyasha will return Miroku's love...

Aaaaah, just gotta love it huh? I TOLD YOU IT WOULD GET WORSE! Mwahaha! Poor confused Miroku... ... XD How I love making them do what I will them to. DANCE MY PUPPETS! DANCE!