In the satanic coliseum of Hell, a heroic barbarian has conquered Diablo, the ruler of Hell, and took his soulstone. Proceeding from the depths of Hell, he traveled to Tk'ahal', the mage homeland to prove to the hierarchs he deserved eternal life. Upon arriving he presented the soulstone to the master of all elements and the other elementals who sent him upon this quest to kill Diablo.
"You have done well, young one, now give us the soulstone." The barbarian removes the stone from a pouch slung over his shoulder and tossed it to the master elemental. The Master, seeing that the stone would fall short, teleported to catch it, making it just before it would hit the floor.
"I have done as you asked, now it is time you kept up your end of the deal and grant me eternal life!" Said the barbarian greedily as the elementals were looking at the soulstone to make sure it wasn't damaged.
"You should be glad we haven't killed you already, you incompetent moron!" Turning to the other five council members, "We can't give this miscreant eternal life, let's just get rid of him now?" said the Earth Elemental.
"I agree, he would be too much of a threat to the world, he must be destroyed!" Upon saying this, the Fire Elemental hurls a meteor ten feet in diameter at the barbarian who just stands there, uninterested. Just before the meteor hit, it vanished.
Seeing her attack miss, the rest of the Elementals cast their own attacks. The Water Elemental casting Frozen Orb, Earth Elemental creating a volcano opening which the Fire Elemental used to summon lava directly toward the barbarian, the Wind Elemental created a blizzard and the Lightning Elemental summoned a thunderstorm.
While this is going on, the barbarian just stands there, yawning and scratching himself. Like the meteor, all of the attacks stopped and disappeared two inches away from the barbarian.
Once the Elementals stopped their attacks, the barbarian reached into his armor and revealed an amulet. "This thing blocks all the elemental attacks you're using, so you might want to just save your energy." At this point the Master Elemental comes out of his trance.
"I have decided to grant you your eternal life." The Master said as he began tracing runes in the air and speaking in an arcane language, finally he stretches his arms palms facing the barbarian.
"What is this! I asked for eternal life, not to be transformed into a cow!" The barbarian said angrily as the Master began tracing more runes in the air.
"I said I would give you eternal life and I did but I never said that I would let you keep your body." When the barbarian cow heard this, he attempted to exact revenge on the Master but three feet away he became trapped in a dimensional portal and was sent to another time period in another part of the world.