What's stronger than hate? Bashing of the lawyers chapter!
QT102 (know to be known as QT for this chapter): hee hee hee…finally, we have caught the YYH lawyers! How did we so it you ask? Well, let's go to the charts! :suddenly magically appearing chart: you see, :pulls out magically appearing pointy stick thingy: I got this idea from my dad's squirrel traps!
Lawyers: 0o?
QT: -- my dad has issues…
Dad: :is sitting by squirrel traps in camouflage: hee hee hee, come and get it squirrels!
Lawyers: 0o;;;
QT: ahem yes, well anyway! It's really quite simple! You see all we had to do was supply the bait, in this case, the bait was non- disclaimed YYH stories. Than, the squirrels- I mean lawyers will take the bait, But! Unknown to the lawyers, underneath the bait was a round spinning dome that would roll around so they would fall off it and get sent into a cage. Than, Bob would be at the bottom, so the evil YYH lawyers wouldn't even think about escaping! Right Bob?
Bob: =-= meow!
Lawyers: :roll eyes: oh I'm so scared!
Bob: :evil glare:
Lawyers: OO
QT: let's see, … the lawyers are so conveniently tied up right now, Bob is guarding them, the only thing left to do is call Kassie and find a way to get "rid" of the lawyers…
Lawyers: OO WHAT??
QT: ;;; figuratively speaking of course! We don't want our story to be taken off now do we?
Lawyers: --;;; so you won't get "rid" of us because you don't want to ruin your reputation?
QT: yes.
Lawyers: that's low
QT: and yet I don't really care.
Lawyers: - -;;;
QT: Let's see… I have Bob, pepper spray…
Lawyers: 0o?
QT: -- my mom is a little paranoid.
Mom: :has been searching house: Ashley! Have you seen my pepper spray?
QT: …nooo….
Lawyers: WAIT! COME BACK! HELP US!
Mom: …is someone upstairs with you?
QT:… Nooooo…
Mom: ok!
Lawyers: TT
QT: time to call Kassie!
Some Lawyer: No!
QT: Why not Lawyer?
Lawyer: :mumbles: my name isn't lawyer.
QT: what?
Lawyer: my names not lawyer, its Jake.
QT: oh, sorry; but how was I supposed to know?
Jake: you could have asked…
QT: Well I didn't. TT it's hard enough to capture you! I wanted to BE a lawyer!!!
Jake: TT well, I didn't want you to capture me either!
Other lawyers: you wanted to be a lawyer?
QT: sniffle yes. And look at me! I'm starting to get attached to you!
Lawyers: really?
QT: TT yyyeeeesssss!!!!
Bob: :hands her a tissue:
QT: thank you kitty.
Jake: I have a plan!
QT & other lawyers: What?
Jake: untie us and we will teach you the ways of the YYH lawyers!
Other lawyers: HURRAY JAKE!
QT: -- no.
Lawyers: why not?
QT: because I'm a princess and I said so.
Lawyers: you're a princess?
QT: yes, and because I know lawyers like proof, I have this to show you :put on crown of dandelions:
Lawyers: you're wearing a crown of weeds…
QT: they aren't weeds!!! They're flowers!
Lawyers: ha ha! They ARE weeds! You're the princess of weeds! The baka princess of weeds!
QT: -- you are all demoted to spikes.
Lawyers: really?
QT: -- yes.
Lawyer: you really do like us!
QT: No. But, I also have this to show you as proof:
Princess Doctrine
I AM A PRINCESS! Bow to me you incompetent fools! For I am your princess! My opinion is the only one that counts! And for all of you (lawyers) who think it is fun to tell the princess that she is wearing weeds, it is not! They are flowers! Flowers I say! And because I am a princess, whatever I say goes! It is also not a good idea to make fun of the princess (lawyers) because she could have your head chopped off! That way, you can't tell the princess stupid things that will make her want to kill you for the soul fact that she won't have to see your face! Let it be known that there is only one princess. Me. This position can never be replaced or taken because I rule! Both literally and figuratively. Spikes are not good. If I say you're a spike, don't go 'hurray! The princess called me a spike!' because this is not good. Be more in the means of 'No! please! I'll be better! I swear!'. (lawyers)You must address her royal highness who wears a crown (me) as 'princess'. It is alright that you should add my or any name after 'princess' as long as you are talking to me. It is not funny nor amusing to say 'yes baka princess'. (lawyers) Or to call someone else princess. Another rule is that you may NOT lie to the princess. If you do not like this rule, take out all of your rage and anger out on the lawyers, for they are the ones who made me install this command. Blame them if you must. But know that you can not blame me. … For anything. And above all, you must OBEY the princess. Obeying is the key word here! If you must know, the punishment for not obeying or breaking any other rules that I have installed varies. One of them is that Bob will sick after you. And not Robert; some boy, but Bob; my cat. And for those of you who are saying 'oh I'm so scared!' in a sarcastic manner, (Lawyers) let me tell you that Bob is very intimidating when he wants to be. He's also very strong. So beware of Bob. In fact, just avoid the situation all together by obeying. That's all I want TOATAL OBEDINCE! So when you see me in the halls, or in the classroom, or any other place where I may grace the presence of, bow and say 'hello Princess!' in a happy and ecstatic tone of voice. Even if I am not wearing a crown, because the next time I see you when I'm wearing a crown, I'll remember the incident when you did not follow any of the rules placed in this doctrine. And you shall be punished! So just remember, obey the princess and all will be well. Unless you are a spike or lower. Then you should make an extra effort to be especially nice to me. And if you don't believe me ask spikes or former spikes. Because spikes are not good.
Lawyers: ...we never lied to you.
QT: I don't care, I just need someone to blame it on.
Lawyers: ...we'll shut up now…
Jake: No! I won't! You aren't this cruel! I know it! I've read your diary!
QT: WHAT!? OO
Jake: …Bob let us all read it….
QT: OO BOB?!
Bob- =-=;;; meow…. Translation: well…
QT: Bob, TT how could you?
Bob- =T-T= meow… translation: I'm sorry! It's not my fault! The Lawyers manipulated me to do it!
QT: I forgive you. Lawyers! How could you?
Lawyers: us? You tied us up!
QT: but you read my diary, and manipulated my cat!
Jake:… she has a point…
Some other lawyer: Wait! We can do it again and be free to torment people once more!
QT: 0o Who are you?
Jake: sure, ask him!
QT: -- shut up Jake.
Other lawyer: my name is Joe.
Everyone: hi Joe!
Lawyers: yes! Let's do it!
QT: OO Ack! No! :takes out communication mirror stolen-I mean "borrowed" from Yusuke: Kassie! Help their trying to control Bob! By the way, do you like hot dogs?
A/n- Kassie's part is coming soon! Told ya we'd do this chapter!!!