"My bologna has a second name it's M-e-y-e-r…"
"Balostink…"
Another fine day at the Caligiri Carnival and the two-headed freak with the back up singing help of Chabo the Wolf-baby, were singing a trio round of the Oscar Meyer Wiener Song.
"Hooray!" Shrieked the pimple-faced man, "I love the Oscar Meyer Wiener Song!"
When the day was over, Hugo played "Dancing Queen" on his ukulele to wind things down.
After the final verse, Esme came in with a weirdo dress on that said, "Freaks are Hot."
She turned to Hugo and said, "Hugo, if you push Madame Lulu into a pit of ravenous lions, I'll go out with you."
"What about me!" Cried Kevin.
"Sorry, Kevin, you're ambidextrous, and that's not hot," replied Esme.
"I KNEW IT!" Cried Kevin, then crashed through the wall with a knife and started screaming.
"You think he'll kill any body with that?" Asked Klaus.
"Ummmm… Who cares?" Said Esme.
"Good point,"
"What about me?" Pouted Colette, "don't I get anything?"
"Sure… you can have this weird smelly guy!"
Esme pulls out Count Olaf from her pocket (uuhhh… ok) and hands him to her.
"WWHHHHHEEEEEE! I get a smelly guy!" Shrieks Colette, then runs off after Kevin.
"Your mom goes to college," said Violet.
"Oh, yeah?" Said Esme, "well, my mom goes to college."
Just
when everybody is clueless, Carmelita
Spats and Napoleon Dynamite
run in screaming, "LIGER, LIGER!"
"Vote for Pedro!" Screams Napoleon, and they all go to the voting booth and vote for Pedro while eating cookies and watching Napoleon do a weird but cool dance.
DUN, DUN, DUN, what will happen next? Who knows? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHILE I GO FIND KEVIN AND ARREST HIM BEFORE HE SLAUGHTERS ANYONE WITH THE KNIFE! BYE, BYE!
A/N: I know, dumb. But I am more of a dramatic person. Just review or I'll send Kevin after you! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!