Somehow, the Baudelaires ended up on a mountain in the middle of nowhere, and Sunny in a cramped clown car.
"Noooo! Clowns!" Screamed Klaus then hid in a cave, which mysteriously popped out of nowhere and contained a bunch of kids.
"TIME FOR THE INCREDIBLY LONG INCREDIBLY STOOPID PLEDGE WITH NO MEANING AND A LONG TITLE!" Screamed Bob, since the old Scout Leader got lung cancer from smoking so many cigars.
"YAY!" Cried the "Dough Scouts."
"Ummmm, isn't 'stoopid' spelled 's-t-u-p-I-d?'" Asked Violet.
"And why is your name the 'Dough Scouts'?" Asked a clown-phobic Klaus.
"Because we carry Very Fresh Dough in our pockets," said a sweatered scout.
"I don't get it," said Violet.
"Me either," said Klaus.
"Very Fresh Dough," repeated the scout, irritated.
"Sorry, dude, I have no idea what you're talking about," replied Violet, shaking her head.
"CLOWNS!" Screamed Klaus, and ran out of the cave, Violet and the sweatered scout following.
"VFD, you idiots!" Screamed the sweatered scout.
"Klaus, come back!" Screamed Violet.
"CLOWNS!" Screamed Klaus.
Suddenly, Kevin comes out of a cave and starts running around in circles.
"AMBIDEXTROUS!" He shouted, then was shot in the back by a Neutrino 2000, fired by Holly Short, and then passed out.
At the shock of seeing a fairy, the sweatered scout fainted and Violet cried.
"NOOOO! Quigley!" She screamed, and Artemis Fowl came out and started crying.
"I thought you loved me, Violet!" He sobbed.
"Who are you?" She said.
"Who's Quigley?" Klaus said.
"WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?" Cried Holly, then shot herself with the Neutrino.
Suddenly I pop up and start screaming spoilers for Artemis Fowl: Opal Deception until Holly wakes up and shoots me with a Neutrino.
Violet, meanwhile, is trapped between her love between Quigley and the newfound Artemis.
WILL VIOLET FIND HER LOVE? WILL HOLLY SHOOT KLAUS WITH THE NEUTRINO? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!