Disclaimer: I don't know why I'm putting a disclaimer here, as the site's name is FANfiction, but whatever. I DON'T own DBZ.
Title: the Bra Armour
Summary: This is adrabble (I think). Bra's as armours, ki-repressing handcuffs and planns for world domination.
Rating: T (I think. There's nothing graphic in here, but there ARE hints of yaoi and yuri)
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''Um, 'Geta?''
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''Geta?''
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''GETA!''
''What the hell are you wearing Kakarot?'
''I think it's an armour. Every woman wears it, so it must be really good!''
''You baba! That's a bra! Woman use it to supp… Never mind. I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you. And where the hell did you get that thing!''
''Oh, I got it from Chi-Chi.''
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''You mean she actually gave you a BRA!''
''No, not really. When I asked her, she just yelled at me. Weird eh?''
''Then how did you get the harpy's bra?''
''I stole it.''
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''Why?''
''Why what Veggie?''
''Why did you steal that bra! And DON'T call me Veggie!''
''Well, it's obvious that they don't want men to wear these 'bra's'. So I think they're planning an attack. Why else would they have armours?''
''Baka, the onna's aren't planning an attack.''
''Oh yeah? Then how would you explain the fact that they stop talking everytime a man approaches. And then there's that giggling. I swear it Vegeta! They're planning an attack! They want to force us into slavery Veggie!''
''First, don't call me Veggie. And for the last time, the onna's aren't planning an attack and they aren't going to force us in to slavery.
I can, however, protect you from them. That way they'll never put you in slavery. How about it?''
''Okay! But are you sure they're not planning an attack?''
''Course I'm sure baka! Now, don't worry about it. I can always blast them to the moon.
But if you really want to be safe, I know a location where they'll never find us. I even have some ki-repressing handcuffs so that they won't find us. Are you coming or not?''
''Sure! But shouldn't we be spying on the woman so that we won't be surprised or something?''
''Whatever, come on baka, I don't have al day.''
''Chi-Chi! How could you let that happen? Goku almost found out!''
''Don't worry Bulma. Goku isn't smart enough to suspect that we're planning on taking over the world, forcing the men into slavery. Vegeta on the other hand… I'm surprised he hasn't found out yet.''
''Well, no matter. I don't think Vegeta would stop us, even if he knew. He's to busy with Goku to care. He came a couple of day's ago to my lab, asking for ki-repressing handcuffs. I didn't want to give them to him, but the idiot blackmailed me in giving them to him.I KNEW it was a bad idea to do it int the kitchen…''
''Whatever. Can you please go on Bulma? I'm getting cold down here.''
''Huh? Oh. Oh! Sorry Chi-Chi.''